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We mindless corporate drones cannot possibly fathom such a great mind.
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No laughing today?
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His average blood pressure readings must be at least 200/120

You either hate Nintendo, or you're a Nintendo fanboy. There's no inbetween.
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Asherlee, that guy was talking about how Zombie views the world, not us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU
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Ah

ZombiePelican's parents were murdered in an alleyway behind a movie theater by Shigeru Miyamoto.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

You either hate Nintendo, or you're a Nintendo fanboy. There's no inbetween.

He's like this with everything. You're either someone who goes to obscure metal shows 3x a week and aims to get covered in blood at every gig or you're a poser. In zombiepelican world anyone who won't die for the things they find entertaining is a phony.

He's one guy I'm very glad never to meet.
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pinky0926 posted...

Solar_Crimson posted...

You either hate Nintendo, or you're a Nintendo fanboy. There's no inbetween.

He's like this with everything. You're either someone who goes to obscure metal shows 3x a week or you don't like metal. In zombiepelican world anyone who won't die for the things they find entertaining is a phony.

He's one guy I'm very glad never to meet.

When he posted pictures of himself the only thing I had to say was This makes sense.

uncoddled and unsheltered
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MonsterZed posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Solar_Crimson posted...

You either hate Nintendo, or you're a Nintendo fanboy. There's no inbetween.

He's like this with everything. You're either someone who goes to obscure metal shows 3x a week or you don't like metal. In zombiepelican world anyone who won't die for the things they find entertaining is a phony.

He's one guy I'm very glad never to meet.

When he posted pictures of himself the only thing I had to say was This makes sense.

*googles*

Holy shit. Yep nail on head.
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pinky0926 posted...

MonsterZed posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Solar_Crimson posted...

You either hate Nintendo, or you're a Nintendo fanboy. There's no inbetween.

He's like this with everything. You're either someone who goes to obscure metal shows 3x a week or you don't like metal. In zombiepelican world anyone who won't die for the things they find entertaining is a phony.

He's one guy I'm very glad never to meet.

When he posted pictures of himself the only thing I had to say was This makes sense.

*googles*

Holy shit. Yep nail on head.

Did he seriously use the same name for his POF account?
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EnragedSlith posted...

Did he seriously use the same name for his POF account?

Seems that way. It's definitely him.
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lmao he looks exactly how id picture him
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i assume his knees hurt given the way he has to walk and how much weight is pressing down upon them
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Holy shit his Twitter lol

It all makes so much sense now.
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Speaking of off GameFAQs activity, what loser made this blog:

https://obamafaktor.blogspot.com/2017/08/why-are-regressive-lefties-so-obsessed.html
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green butter posted...

lmao he looks exactly how id picture him

He looks like how I thought he'd look but +150lbs.
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MonsterZed posted...

Holy shit his Twitter lol

I just found it. WTF lol
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Curiosity got the best of me and I decided to google... It all really does make sense now.
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Personality: Gamer

lolol
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MonsterZed posted...

Holy shit his Twitter lol

Some straight up racist shit on there, all his shitposting about SJWs makes sense now
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It just shows hes not a gimmick or a troll. Hes real.

Funny that someone so slovenly and not very keen to take care of their appearance is the one to make racist posts about black people on Twitter.
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MonsterZed posted...

It just shows hes not a gimmick or a troll. Hes real.

And that is kinda sad tbh
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Funkydog posted...

MonsterZed posted...

It just shows hes not a gimmick or a troll. Hes real.

And that is kinda sad tbh

Mhm

EnragedSlith posted...

Did he seriously use the same name for his POF account

I like to try and make a good time out of any situation good or bad

Lmao
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lmfao hahahahaha

@ZombiePelican
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Asherlee10 posted...

Funkydog posted...

MonsterZed posted...

It just shows hes not a gimmick or a troll. Hes real.

And that is kinda sad tbh

I am now a bit more concerned that he recently tagged me in a topic he created. I also thought he was a gimmick, so I wasn't bothered by it. But now I think he actually sat there and stewed about one of my opinions and created some weird manifesto about it.

Pretty much. Always presumed he was just trolling. But for someone to legitimately get that worked up is rather concerning
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dude is fighting for our consumer rights. ZP literally did nothing wrong
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It should be crystal clear now why it is he hates women so goddamn much, lmao
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I remember when he made a topic whining about his job and said he couldn't find a new job either because of his weight or his long hair. But he has no interest in cutting his hair because he had grown it for two years
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Resolution posted...

I remember when he made a topic whining about his job and said he couldn't find a new job either because of his weight or his long hair. But he has no interest in cutting his hair because he had grown it for two years

A friend of mine is a bit like that, also a stereotypica metalhead neckbeard kinda guy. I think to him his hair had become such a central part of his sense of identity that he couldn't bring himself to cut it even though rationally he absolutely needed to. It was pretty ironic considering he always called me the vain one.
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Wow his twitter is straight up disturbing
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Shadowplay posted...

Speaking of off GameFAQs activity, what loser made this blog:

https://obamafaktor.blogspot.com/2017/08/why-are-regressive-lefties-so-obsessed.html

There's a number of those, and I found who they link back to but I have no idea what his connection to the site is, other than the fact he has an account here. I was gonna mention it to Allen but I don't really know where to start >_>

EnragedSlith posted...

pinky0926 posted...

MonsterZed posted...

pinky0926 posted...

Solar_Crimson posted...

You either hate Nintendo, or you're a Nintendo fanboy. There's no inbetween.

He's like this with everything. You're either someone who goes to obscure metal shows 3x a week or you don't like metal. In zombiepelican world anyone who won't die for the things they find entertaining is a phony.

He's one guy I'm very glad never to meet.

When he posted pictures of himself the only thing I had to say was This makes sense.

*googles*

Holy shit. Yep nail on head.

Did he seriously use the same name for his POF account?

You'd be surprised at the number of people who use the same screen name for everything, including stuff related to their personal life like PoF.
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pinky0926 posted...

You're either someone who goes to obscure metal shows 3x a week and aims to get covered in blood at every gig or you're a poser.

That's not wrong though, Metal is for a select few and if you're not willing to put everything into your local scene even if it means injury then you're a poser

But what do I expect from a lying hipster who made a bunch of shit up to try to impress someone they don't like on a random gaming forum

MonsterZed posted...

When he posted pictures of himself the only thing I had to say was This makes sense.

pinky0926 posted...

googles*

Holy shit. Yep nail on head.

green butter posted...

lmao he looks exactly how id picture him

Funkydog posted...

It all makes so much sense now.

How have none of you seen my picture before? I've literally never been shy about posting my picture here and a posted it many times over the decade plus I've been here
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ZombiePelican posted...

That's not wrong though, Metal is for a select few and if you're not willing to put everything into your local scene even if it means injury then you're a poser

But what do I expect from a lying hipster who made a bunch of shit up to try to impress someone they don't like on a random gaming forum

Literally nothing you ever say is going to do anything except make me laugh after I found out you look like you're one bag of cheetos away from acute heart failure, lmao
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Resolution posted...

I remember when he made a topic whining about his job and said he couldn't find a new job either because of his weight or his long hair. But he has no interest in cutting his hair because he had grown it for two years

I've never had my long hair get in the way of employment, and at one of my jobs I deal with rich old people. But then again I'm not a lardbutt and have a personality.
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pinky0926 posted...

ZombiePelican posted...

That's not wrong though, Metal is for a select few and if you're not willing to put everything into your local scene even if it means injury then you're a poser

But what do I expect from a lying hipster who made a bunch of shit up to try to impress someone they don't like on a random gaming forum

Literally nothing you ever say is going to do anything except make me laugh after I found out you look like you're one bag of cheetos away from acute heart failure, lmao

Harsh tbh
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pinky0926 posted...

ZombiePelican posted...

That's not wrong though, Metal is for a select few and if you're not willing to put everything into your local scene even if it means injury then you're a poser

But what do I expect from a lying hipster who made a bunch of shit up to try to impress someone they don't like on a random gaming forum

Literally nothing you ever say is going to do anything except make me laugh after I found out you look like you're one bag of cheetos away from acute heart failure, lmao

How typical, you have no real rebuttal and can only attack my weight
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Resolution posted...

Harsh tbh

It's zombiepelican, if you're the kind of guy that goes into every topic taking swings at people you deserve harsh.

ZombiePelican posted...

How typical, you have no real rebuttal and can only attack my weight

You don't get to play the "don't make this personal" card when you started with "lying hipster".

What else was it you said actually, "skinny ass pussy" or words to that effect? It's actually fucking hilarious, especially when you made it sound like you're built like a rugby player with all that "I break skinny guys like you at every show I go to" chat, when really you're built like a marshmallow and I'd be genuinely surprised if you could manage 3 pushups from your knees.
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lmfao hahahaha

My day was going pretty bad but this made it all better.

Thank you
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