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ZombiePelican
12/29/17 10:00:20 AM
#153:


Funkydog posted...
The culture he is part of hates the attitude he has. ZP likely knows this and might be why he has such a toxic attitude

Ok pal, how many metal shows have you been to and how many real metalheads do you know irl? If the answer is none, take your pseudo intellectual trash elsewhere

pinky0926 posted...
I know that too but I also have no doubt that he has maybe like 3 or 4 other neckbeard friends who share his poisonous outlook on life

Yes, how dare I be really into metal for almost 2 decades and use my seniority to shit on posers who deserve it. You seem the like the type of person who can only dip his toe into the water for lack lf a better term when it comes to getting into things and feel that you should automatically be on the level of someone who's been at it for years for no other reason than "muh feelings:

pinky0926 posted...
which probably makes him think that this is how everybody thinks.

Very few of us don't think this way is what you fail to understand, not everyone has your stupid mentality of everyone should be on equal terms with eachother regardless of how long you've been at something. Seniority exists for a reason
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pinky0926
12/29/17 10:05:11 AM
#154:


ZombiePelican posted...
Yes, how dare I be really into metal for almost 2 decades and use my seniority to shit on posers who deserve it. You seem the like the type of person who can only dip his toe into the water for lack lf a better term when it comes to getting into things and feel that you should automatically be on the level of someone who's been at it for years for no other reason than "muh feelings:

Very few of us don't think this way is what you fail to understand, not everyone has your stupid mentality of everyone should be on equal terms with eachother regardless of how long you've been at something. Seniority exists for a reason


The part where you go horribly wrong is where you think you're a better more worthy human being for it, who owns the keys to the hobby and holds executive office over who else gets to enjoy it and what level of commitment of them is required to do so.

Like dude there's no argument - I'm sure you love metal a whole lot more than I do or pretty much anyone here, it's clearly integral to your entire identity. It's just such a fucking shame that you go out of your way to be entirely exclusive rather than inclusive about the things you enjoy doing. It doesn't speak about the nature of the metal scene at all, it just kind of tells us that you're a bit of a prick on an individual basis. The fact that you use a term like "seniority" to denote your status (as if being a metal fan is equivalent to the company value of a CEO) speaks volumes about how silly you are.
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MC_BatCommander
12/29/17 10:09:29 AM
#155:


I'll bet he sweats a lot, not from exercise he's just always sweating
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Resolution
12/29/17 10:09:44 AM
#156:


I have friends that are in a metal band and I can tell you rn that they laugh at people like ZP who treat the scene like some Salty Spitoon type shit in which if you're not tough enough, you're not allowed to enjoy it. Or that if you haven't been listening to it all your life, you're not a REAL metalhead. It's a complete joke
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Funkydog
12/29/17 10:11:19 AM
#157:


ZombiePelican posted...
Ok pal, how many metal shows have you been to and how many real metalheads do you know irl? If the answer is none, take your pseudo intellectual trash elsewhere

I've not seen super niche stuff but I used to be into it when I was younger and went to download several times.

You know what I found? Despite being very much not a metal head in appearance I was welcomed with open and friendly arms. People wanting to introduce me to things and include me. Not ostracising me for not being just like them and very few elitists. Heck, they were cool about me liking EDM and stuff
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pinky0926
12/29/17 10:11:38 AM
#158:


Also I just cottoned on to the fisher price toy comment. You're basically saying that if someone sits on a train playing the nintendo switch they're an embarrassment and committing a social faux-pas.

Are you sure you're not obsessively self-conscious? I can't imagine most people caring about things like this. Not in a world where so many people sit on their iPhones and play candycrush on public transport every day.

I mean what's the logic here. "Hah, look at that poser. He's using inferior hardware to play a game he likes, when he could be sittting at home on a custom rig gaming PC experiencing true entertainment". The fuck kind of silly ass things go on in your head, lol
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Resolution
12/29/17 10:13:16 AM
#159:


Funkydog posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
Ok pal, how many metal shows have you been to and how many real metalheads do you know irl? If the answer is none, take your pseudo intellectual trash elsewhere

I've not seen super niche stuff but I used to be into it when I was younger and went to download several times.

You know what I found? Despite being very much not a metal head in appearance I was welcomed with open and friendly arms. People wanting to introduce me to things and include me. Not ostracising me for not being just like them and very few elitists. Heck, they were cool about me liking EDM and stuff


That's how most concerts are in general. People are generally friendly and open minded because they like seeing people who are into similar music as them. I don't know what bumfuck-ass shows ZP goes to
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Funkydog
12/29/17 10:16:49 AM
#160:


Resolution posted...
That's how most concerts are in general. People are generally friendly and open minded because they like seeing people who are into similar music as them. I don't know what bumfuck-ass shows ZP goes to

Basically. Hell, even the mosh pits are like that too I found. Do get dick heads, but most were considerate and made sure to not severely hurt people or keep those who wanted out in
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pinky0926
12/29/17 10:18:37 AM
#161:


Resolution posted...
That's how most concerts are in general. People are generally friendly and open minded because they like seeing people who are into similar music as them. I don't know what bumfuck-ass shows ZP goes to


Hard to consolidate this shitty view on music culture when he's from New Orleans too
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prettyprincess
12/29/17 11:13:18 AM
#162:


we do have a very friendly and welcoming music scene in general
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pinky0926
12/29/17 11:21:40 AM
#163:


prettyprincess posted...
we do have a very friendly and welcoming music scene in general


everyone knows that, don't worry
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John_McEnroe
12/29/17 11:27:04 AM
#164:


Yes, how dare I be really into metal for almost 2 decades and use my seniority to shit on posers who deserve it. You seem the like the type of person who can only dip his toe into the water for lack lf a better term when it comes to getting into things and feel that you should automatically be on the level of someone who's been at it for years for no other reason than "muh feelings:


What kind of learning disability would cause someone to not only type this statement, but to actually believe it as well?

I am honestly puzzled
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ZombiePelican
12/29/17 5:53:51 PM
#165:


pinky0926 posted...
The part where you go horribly wrong is where you think you're a better more worthy human being for it,


I don't think I am, I know I am. Beacuse again you feel insecure knowing you can never get into anything on the level of me so you expect everyone to just be on your level because of your delicate feelings

pinky0926 posted...
It's just such a fucking shame that you go out of your way to be entirely exclusive rather than inclusive about the things you enjoy doing.

You still have no grasp of what I'm into and it's sad. I'm not apart of a fucking Tennis club I am into underground metal which itself is a very excusive thing due to it's harsh nature. If you're only going to dip your toe into the water with this shit and act like you're the hardest motherfucker ever, you're going to be labelled a poser whether you like it or not.

pinky0926 posted...
It doesn't speak about the nature of the metal scene at all, it just kind of tells us that you're a bit of a prick on an individual basis.

I'm sorry you're so emotionally fragile that in reality you needing to gain some leeway and leverage before acting like you're into something hurts you on such a deep level

pinky0926 posted...
The fact that you use a term like "seniority" to denote your status (as if being a metal fan is equivalent to the company value of a CEO) speaks volumes about how silly you are.

I'm referring more to my scene status than anything else. You know, something you have to earn to gain your way into. Yeah you can just come to any show you want but you won't get the respect I do without putting in time and effort I have to gain seniority with certain things, due to the fact I know most of the club owners from years of doing this has given the opportunity to have advantages someone just getting into this shit will almost never get even with the number of years I've put in this shit

Resolution posted...
have friends that are in a metal band and I can tell you rn that they laugh at people like ZP who treat the scene like some Salty Spitoon type shit in which if you're not tough enough, you're not allowed to enjoy it. Or that if you haven't been listening to it all your life, you're not a REAL metalhead. It's a complete joke

Lol no you fucking don't, stop talking out of your ass. Stop being so insecure about never being able to actually get into anything to the point of literally making shit up to justify it

Funkydog posted...
I've not seen super niche stuff but I used to be into it when I was younger and went to download several times

So your answer is zero? Great to know, I can discard your opinion now
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ZombiePelican
12/29/17 5:53:56 PM
#166:


Funkydog posted...
You know what I found? Despite being very much not a metal head in appearance I was welcomed with open and friendly arms.

Yes, I'm very positive Asking Alexandria and FFDP shows were welcoming to you considering it's poser mallcore garbage

Funkydog posted...
Not ostracising me for not being just like them and very few elitists. Heck, they were cool about me liking EDM and stuff

Well you were hanging around posers who keep Hot Topic in business, not surprising

pinky0926 posted...
You're basically saying that if someone sits on a train playing the nintendo switch they're an embarrassment and committing a social faux-pas.

Exactly!!! You're finally learning.

pinky0926 posted...
Are you sure you're not obsessively self-conscious? I can't imagine most people caring about things like this

Because exactly like Nintendo you seem to live in a bubble detatched from the outside world and people are going give you weird looks for pulling a glorified Fisher Price toy out unironically

pinky0926 posted...
Not in a world where so many people sit on their iPhones and play candycrush on public transport every day.

Is this bait? An iPhone is an imortant tool people use for many other thingd besides games and thus nobody cares if you use it to game for a few minutes, a Switch is a device for people with incredibly low standards and zero sense of self awarness and shame and you will most certainly get dirty looks if you pull one out in a public place

pinky0926 posted...
I mean what's the logic here. "Hah, look at that poser. He's using inferior hardware to play a game he likes, when he could be sittting at home on a custom rig gaming PC experiencing true entertainment". The fuck kind of silly ass things go on in your head, lol


Having standards is now a bad thing? Sorry this is a hard concept to comprehend for you but I won't accept the shit limitations that cripple 3rd party games on Switch and even games built from the ground up on it struggle to run on the thing that's just flat out unacceptable in this day and age and the shit cop outs you drones come up with to justify them because this is Nintendo don"t fly with me

"But it's a handheled"

"It's portable"

"It looks good in motion, I swear"

"You hardly notice how blurry everything is"
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ZombiePelican
12/29/17 5:55:11 PM
#167:


Resolution posted...
I don't know what bumfuck-ass shows ZP goes to

I go to shows in a REAL city on a much higher level than whatever backwater shithole you come from

pinky0926 posted...
Hard to consolidate this shitty view on music culture when he's from New Orleans too

Yes my view is shitty and not the views of an insecure hipster who demands everyone get to his beyond basic levels because he's inacable of getting into something of any reasonable depth.

Though you're probably from some irrelevant peasant village in the middle of nowhere Scotland so literally nobody should ever listen to even a single syllable said by you

John_McEnroe posted...
What kind of learning disability would cause someone to not only type this statement, but to actually believe it as well?

I am honestly puzzled

I know, that Pinky guy is an enigma
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Resolution
12/29/17 5:58:41 PM
#168:


Orlando is apparently a backwater shithole. Lol
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pinky0926
12/29/17 6:00:57 PM
#169:


ZombiePelican thinks getting free door entry to the local dive gig venue is what you'd call the advantages to being a hardcore scenester, lmao
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__aCEr__
12/29/17 6:02:16 PM
#170:


Breaking News: ZP is NOT in a tennis club.
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pinky0926
12/29/17 6:02:38 PM
#171:


omfg this topic, best topic on CE
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electricbugs2
12/29/17 6:07:27 PM
#172:


ZombiePelican posted...
I go to shows in a REAL city on a much higher level than whatever backwater shithole you come from

Yeah man I guess the city I go to shows in is a pretty backwater shithole, what with 2.5 million people in it and all.

Keep digging. You'll reach China eventually.
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pinky0926
12/29/17 6:17:21 PM
#173:


rKGwfDn
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NES4EVER
12/29/17 6:40:58 PM
#174:


How does metal scene seniority work? Is it like being in a union where you pay dues and put years in before you get tenure? Once you have seniority can you lack off without fear of being thrown out of the scene? If you become a manager of a metal band do your former metal heads shun you for selling out?

Is it like a military where you can pull rank on lower metal heads?
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pinky0926
12/29/17 6:48:28 PM
#175:


NES4EVER posted...
How does metal scene seniority work? Is it like being in a union where you pay dues and put years in before you get tenure? Once you have seniority can you lack off without fear of being thrown out of the scene? If you become a manager of a metal band do your former metal heads shun you for selling out?

Is it like a military where you can pull rank on lower metal heads?


I think what happens is when you're really senior the bouncer says "wassup [name]" as you walk in and doesn't charge you an entry fee, shit's pretty cash
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Funkydog
12/29/17 6:50:34 PM
#176:


I really needed this today, so... thanks.
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pinky0926
12/29/17 6:56:12 PM
#177:


Funkydog posted...
I really needed this today, so... thanks.


zIZcMUX
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Funkydog
12/29/17 7:03:11 PM
#178:


pinky0926 posted...
Funkydog posted...
I really needed this today, so... thanks.


zIZcMUX

Just... words can't describe it. It is so beautiful
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edededdy
12/29/17 7:39:19 PM
#179:


what a fucking run on lmfao hahahahaah
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EnragedSlith
12/29/17 9:01:15 PM
#180:


Jesus, zp, get a grip
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ZombiePelican
12/29/17 9:19:02 PM
#181:


EnragedSlith posted...
Jesus, zp, get a grip

You know what, you're right. I've been looking at this all wrong.

I'm going less hostile and abrasive on CE from now on
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edededdy
12/29/17 9:38:22 PM
#182:


ill believe it when i see it
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pinky0926
12/30/17 8:37:51 AM
#183:


lel
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Link HT
12/30/17 12:12:07 PM
#184:


Why does this guy think being into metal makes him tough....? There are so many layers to this character, so many awful, awful, layers.
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Funkydog
12/30/17 12:22:05 PM
#185:


Link HT posted...
Why does this guy think being into metal makes him tough....? There are so many layers to this character, so many awful, awful, layers.

Because that is all he has. It is his only real defining attribute.

Without this, he is nothing. Just a nameless person, forgotten by everyone and leaving no impact on the world. By being this ball of elitest hate, he can leave a mark (if a bad one) and force people to acknowledge his existence who otherwise wouldn't.
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ZombiePelican
12/30/17 12:38:46 PM
#186:


Link HT posted...
Why does this guy think being into metal makes him tough....?

It helped me get there, Metal got me working out and being more active and while I'm still fat as fuck I've held my own in a fight here and there and have taken many a beating in many different circumstances and gotten up right after

Like when some dude elbowed my face in the pit one time and broke my nose and I stayed for another hour to continued to mosh before going to the hospital

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Link HT posted...
There are so many layers to this character, so many awful, awful, layers

This coming from a literal zealot for Nintendo is beyond hilarious

Funkydog posted...
Because that is all he has. It is his only real defining attribute.

Awww did I hurt your delicate feelings by trashing your precious mallcore garbage?

Funkydog posted...
Without this, he is nothing. Just a nameless person, forgotten by everyone and leaving no impact on the world. By being this ball of elitest hate, he can leave a mark (if a bad one) and force people to acknowledge his existence who otherwise wouldn't.

More pseudo intellectual trash that means nothing.

"It's not that I'm too insecure to ever really get into anything, everyone else are just meanie gatekeeper elitists "

Stop posting, I'm getting tired of continually rubbing your face in the dirt
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ImCallingYouOut
12/30/17 12:40:10 PM
#187:


holy shit dude put down the fucking bong and get some fucking sleep lmfao
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ZombiePelican
12/30/17 12:41:50 PM
#188:


ImCallingYouOut posted...
holy shit dude put down the fucking bong and get some fucking sleep lmfao

Are you calling me out?
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edededdy
12/30/17 12:44:01 PM
#189:


holy shit my eyes started burning after seeing those pics ugh
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ZombiePelican
12/30/17 12:45:51 PM
#190:


edededdy posted...
holy shit my eyes started burning after seeing those pics ugh

Let's see your pics then hotshot
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ImCallingYouOut
12/30/17 12:46:28 PM
#191:


zombiepelican please give me your detailed thoughts on Reggie fils aime

and yes this topic is related because its all about you
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ImCallingYouOut
12/30/17 12:46:41 PM
#192:


and Id like to emphasize the detailed part

@A_Good_Boy
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Funkydog
12/30/17 12:47:21 PM
#193:


You definitely don't care at all what we are saying about you, ZP.
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ZombiePelican
12/30/17 12:48:11 PM
#195:


ImCallingYouOut posted...
and Id like to emphasize the detailed part

What the fuck is wrong with you? This topic has nothing to do with Nintendo aside from one of their biggest zealots posting
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ImCallingYouOut
12/30/17 12:48:49 PM
#196:


ImCallingYouOut posted...
and yes this topic is related because its all about you

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prettyprincess
12/30/17 12:49:18 PM
#197:


you also trashed their console for a good portion of it tbf
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ZombiePelican
12/30/17 12:49:52 PM
#198:


WhinyZach posted...
Like she comes home from a night out and talks about whos dick she sucked to him.

WTF? Where do you people get this shit from?
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ZombiePelican
12/30/17 12:51:19 PM
#199:


prettyprincess posted...
you also trashed their console for a good portion of it tbf

I have made all of like 3 posts even so much as mentioning Nintendo. That's hardly a good portion
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prettyprincess
12/30/17 12:52:53 PM
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well, precedent for your engagement regardless
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ToadallyAwesome
12/30/17 1:16:33 PM
#201:


Gawd Damn!

This is the CE we have been missing.

What the fuck....I didnt know we had guys like this still here besides Hoth and Xsquader.
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treewojima
12/30/17 3:41:34 PM
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i know a serious metalhead, and he'd laugh in your face and call you a douchebag
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