Current Events > Can I avoid the draft by just being super fat?

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HashtagTartarus 12/23/17 6:41:15 PM #1:	Like if I eat until I'm 300 pounds, will I immune to the draft? --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:892757880] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>Like if I eat until I'm 300 pounds, will I immune to the draft?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/23/17 6:42:05 PM #2:	Yeah probably but there won't be a Draft and if the situation gets dire enough to call for one then on the other hand I doubt you will be able to avoid serving in some capacity. --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_V1kG6mRc <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:892757920] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>Yeah probably but there won't be a Draft and if the situation gets dire enough to call for one then on the other hand I doubt you will be able to avoid serving in some capacity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 12/23/17 6:42:11 PM #3:	You'll be put in operation human shield. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:892757926] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>You'll be put in operation human shield.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
2SweetforTurtle 12/23/17 6:42:34 PM #4:	Probably --- Slow and steady wins the race <cite>2SweetforTurtle posted [p:892757958] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>Probably</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NYmasajista 12/23/17 6:45:14 PM #5:	The biggest thing you can do to avoid the draft is to not build a time machine and travel back and live in any time before the mid 1970s. <cite>NYmasajista posted [p:892758103] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>The biggest thing you can do to avoid the draft is to not build a time machine and travel back and live in any time before the mid 1970s.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 12/23/17 6:46:09 PM #6:	Yes, but getting to 300 pounds will be more dangerous than possibly getting drafted. It takes years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to train a modern soldier. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:892758140] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>Yes, but getting to 300 pounds will be more dangerous than possibly getting drafted. It takes years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to train a modern soldier.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 12/23/17 6:48:09 PM #7:	HashtagTartarSauce --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:892758250] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>HashtagTartarSauce</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
2SweetforTurtle 12/23/17 6:48:54 PM #8:	Just get diagnosed with some kind of metal disorder as soon as they start up a new draft. Then when you get drafted and sent to get your checkup, you have a history of mental illness and they wont believe you were making it up to avoid joining. --- Slow and steady wins the race <cite>2SweetforTurtle posted [p:892758278] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>Just get diagnosed with some kind of metal disorder as soon as they start up a new draft. Then when you get drafted and sent to get your checkup, you have a history of mental illness and they wont believe you were making it up to avoid joining.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caelthus 12/23/17 6:49:00 PM #9:	Being 300 pounds will not get you out of the draft. --- http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3853476/ Neo Yokio is a masterpiece. - Popcorn_Fairy <cite>Caelthus posted [p:892758283] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>Being 300 pounds will not get you out of the draft.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 12/23/17 6:49:40 PM #10:	If they really needed people they'd still take you and have you work in a non direct combat role like driving supplies trucks or something. <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:892758321] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>If they really needed people they'd still take you and have you work in a non direct combat role like driving supplies trucks or something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HashtagTartarus 12/23/17 11:14:19 PM #11:	2SweetforTurtle posted... Just get diagnosed with some kind of metal disorder as soon as they start up a new draft. Then when you get drafted and sent to get your checkup, you have a history of mental illness and they wont believe you were making it up to avoid joining. Oh sweet, I don't even have to do anything. --- https://puu.sh/tsvPi/2281d37d96.png https://puu.sh/vbW49/579c34013a.png <cite>HashtagTartarus posted [p:892770493] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote><cite>2SweetforTurtle posted...</cite> <quote>Just get diagnosed with some kind of metal disorder as soon as they start up a new draft. Then when you get drafted and sent to get your checkup, you have a history of mental illness and they wont believe you were making it up to avoid joining.</quote> Oh sweet, I don't even have to do anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 12/23/17 11:15:03 PM #12:	just claim to have bone spurs --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:892770526] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>just claim to have bone spurs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinyMuffin 12/23/17 11:15:51 PM #13:	prince_leo posted... just claim to have bone spurs I don't much care for Trump but you guys can never stop bitching about him can you? <cite>ShinyMuffin posted [p:892770567] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote><cite>prince_leo posted...</cite> <quote>just claim to have bone spurs</quote> I don't much care for Trump but you guys can never stop bitching about him can you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 12/23/17 11:18:09 PM #14:	ShinyMuffin posted... I don't much care for Trump but you guys can never stop bitching about him can you? it was just a joke also, I don't really have a problem with anyone getting out of the draft, especially for fucking Vietnam --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:892770656] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote><cite>ShinyMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>I don't much care for Trump but you guys can never stop bitching about him can you? </quote> it was just a joke also, I don't really have a problem with anyone getting out of the draft, especially for fucking Vietnam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 12/25/17 1:57:11 PM #15:	You can avoid non-existent drafts just by being born in the right decade. --- Slaughterhouse 5 Cattle 0 <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:892847789] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>You can avoid non-existent drafts just by being born in the right decade.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
r4X0r 12/25/17 1:58:50 PM #16:	Almost three quarters of draft age kids aren't fit to serve. Drafting them only to process them and then get rid of them would be a massive waste of time and money. http://time.com/2938158/youth-fail-to-qualify-military-service/ --- Professionals are predictable- it's the amateurs who are dangerous. <cite>r4X0r posted [p:892847854] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>Almost three quarters of draft age kids aren't fit to serve. Drafting them only to process them and then get rid of them would be a massive waste of time and money. http://time.com/2938158/youth-fail-to-qualify-military-service/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 12/25/17 2:00:12 PM #17:	When I tried to go to the Army I was too fat LOL. Then I slimmed down and life to too good. Now that need cash I am fat once more and old LOL. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:892847898] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>When I tried to go to the Army I was too fat LOL. Then I slimmed down and life to too good. Now that need cash I am fat once more and old LOL.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 12/25/17 2:00:34 PM #18:	They have't had a draft in years. If they were to bring it it would be by the time your children were old enough to be drafted. --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:892847913] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>They have't had a draft in years. If they were to bring it it would be by the time your children were old enough to be drafted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 12/25/17 2:03:56 PM #19:	What age did they stop drafting people? I'm almost 30 --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:892848057] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>What age did they stop drafting people? I'm almost 30</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Atralis 12/25/17 3:04:30 PM #20:	I wouldn't worry about it. These days even if you were drafted the only thing ensuring that you actually end up in the military would be some sense of shame about feigning some invisible ailment to avoid being drafted. <cite>Atralis posted [p:892850779] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't worry about it. These days even if you were drafted the only thing ensuring that you actually end up in the military would be some sense of shame about feigning some invisible ailment to avoid being drafted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perfectinsanity 12/25/17 3:13:30 PM #21:	You American? Why wouldn't you want to fight on the winning side? --- PSN: PureWarrior11 Those who live are those who fight. <cite>Perfectinsanity posted [p:892851146] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote>You American? Why wouldn't you want to fight on the winning side?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkdamental 12/25/17 10:34:52 PM #22:	Perfectinsanity posted... You American? Why wouldn't you want to fight on the winning side? Wasn't that what they said in 1965? --- Slaughterhouse 5 Cattle 0 <cite>Funkdamental posted [p:892871239] in Can I avoi... [t:76130327]...</cite> <quote><cite>Perfectinsanity posted...</cite> <quote>You American? Why wouldn't you want to fight on the winning side?</quote> Wasn't that what they said in 1965?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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