Poll of the Day > I remember one time I left my TV on in my room...

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I was probably 11-12. I had cinemax on, and at midnight they had softcore porn on. Okay, so my grandma was over, goes up to my room to go to bed(i slept on the couch when she came over), and sees a softcore porn "sex" scene on the TV.

She said it was the most disgusting thing she ever saw. I got in trouble I think. I wasnt watching it but left the TV on.

To a person who produced two children how....why....?

what? most disgusting thing she ever saw. Okay.

Maybe she has high standards. Only the finest cocks will suit her refined palate.
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This one time my great aunt was watching my cousins who were 3 or 4.
She was watching National Geographic and left the room to make lunch.
When she comes back in the room they're showing a special on Africa and there are women without shirts on, and the kids are staring at the tv.
She starts screaming that the kids put on pornography and changes the channel.
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Far-Queue posted...

Maybe she has high standards. Only the finest cocks will suit her refined palate.

yea but there's none of that on the stuff they show cinemax. Unless they do now? But OP was about a long time ago, I guess, so grandma never saw anything asides from hot looking people humping each other

argonautweakend posted...

To a person who produced two children how

In the dark, potentially. There are a great many people (particularly in older generations) for whom sex is exclusively for reproductive purposes, and who don't enjoy it at all and will therefore minimize the experience as much as possible. There's a very good chance her kids were produced in the dark, while she laid quietly on her back and waited for her husband to finish.
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gramps had a stash of playboy i discovered cleaning out her house when she moved.

i doubt that very much

I remember hypnoxing to skinamax as a kid when they would put it on for free on those free weekends..

Softcore porn sucks