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EpicKingdom_ 12/03/17 10:32:56 PM #1:	After pooping, how many wipes do you require to be 100% clean. 1 wipe. 2 wipes. 3 wipes. 4 wipes. 5 wipes. 6 wipes. 7 wipes. 8 wipes. 9 wipes. 15 wipes. View Results My ass requires at least 6 to 8. <cite>EpicKingdom_ posted [p:891543710] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote> After pooping, how many wipes do you require to be 100% clean. 1 wipe. 2 wipes. 3 wipes. 4 wipes. 5 wipes. 6 wipes. 7 wipes. 8 wipes. 9 wipes. 15 wipes. View Results My ass requires at least 6 to 8.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlashmanSG 12/03/17 10:33:27 PM #2:	Minimum of 3, more as needed. --- Fight Science with Wood http://i.imgur.com/MMRZgNi.gif http://i.imgur.com/Um0p3xx.gif http://i.imgur.com/MIbbUHB.gif <cite>SlashmanSG posted [p:891543739] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Minimum of 3, more as needed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 12/03/17 10:35:58 PM #3:	Imagine actually whipping your ass after a shit. --- PSN: KillingLegacy Gamertag: Killing Legacy <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:891543896] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Imagine actually whipping your ass after a shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/03/17 10:42:13 PM #4:	Dyinglegacy posted... Imagine actually whipping your ass after a shit. Well, you gotta teach it a lesson somehow. Anyway, typically a decent wash with the bidet, a wet wipe or two, then a few wipes with regular TP. Colitis ain't a joke. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:891544285] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine actually whipping your ass after a shit.</quote> Well, you gotta teach it a lesson somehow. Anyway, typically a decent wash with the bidet, a wet wipe or two, then a few wipes with regular TP. Colitis ain't a joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UrCa1988 12/03/17 10:43:18 PM #5:	Once back to front, once front to back. --- "Sometimes, all the stupidity in the world is boiled down to one single product that you can buy at Home Depot." <cite>UrCa1988 posted [p:891544347] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Once back to front, once front to back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 12/03/17 10:45:08 PM #6:	As many times as needed, then I wash my ass in the shower. --- http://darkvisionsofterror.bandcamp.com/ http://i.imgur.com/e7sCCSb.png http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:891544440] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>As many times as needed, then I wash my ass in the shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 12/03/17 10:48:41 PM #7:	the perfect poop requires no wipe --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:891544651] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>the perfect poop requires no wipe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicKingdom_ 12/03/17 10:49:41 PM #8:	Kelystic posted... the perfect poop requires no wipe Sometimes I spread my cheeks in attempt to get the perfect poop (aka ghost poop). A ghost poop is the best, it's like nothing ever happened. <cite>EpicKingdom_ posted [p:891544703] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kelystic posted...</cite> <quote>the perfect poop requires no wipe</quote> Sometimes I spread my cheeks in attempt to get the perfect poop (aka ghost poop). A ghost poop is the best, it's like nothing ever happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Re-iNcarnated 12/03/17 10:49:55 PM #9:	15+ <cite>Re-iNcarnated posted [p:891544718] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>15+</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blablablax17 12/03/17 10:50:27 PM #10:	Usually 3. More if it was messy. --- Derp <cite>blablablax17 posted [p:891544745] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Usually 3. More if it was messy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 12/03/17 10:51:10 PM #11:	EpicKingdom_ posted... Kelystic posted... the perfect poop requires no wipe Sometimes I spread my cheeks in attempt to get the perfect poop (aka ghost poop). A ghost poop is the best, it's like nothing ever happened. you don't have to if the shit is clean enough and infinite poo when you wipe is one of the worst feelings ever. --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:891544787] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kelystic posted...</cite> <quote>the perfect poop requires no wipe</quote> Sometimes I spread my cheeks in attempt to get the perfect poop (aka ghost poop). A ghost poop is the best, it's like nothing ever happened.</quote> you don't have to if the shit is clean enough and infinite poo when you wipe is one of the worst feelings ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 12/03/17 10:52:53 PM #12:	i wipe excessively because of ocd but in actuality i feel clean and ready to go after 5 wipes --- http://i.imgur.com/WTmIPt8.jpg <cite>smoke_break posted [p:891544898] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>i wipe excessively because of ocd but in actuality i feel clean and ready to go after 5 wipes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 12/03/17 10:53:44 PM #13:	You need to adjust your bidet settings from stun to kill --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 \| 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:891544955] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>You need to adjust your bidet settings from stun to kill</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cerealbox760 12/03/17 10:55:57 PM #14:	None. I use a Bidet. Lets say you are wiping your ass. And then you get poop on your hand by accident. With poop in your hands what do you do: 1. Wash your hands with soap...or 2. Grab another piece of toilet paper to wipe your hands and go about your business. Most people wash their hands with soap because wiping your hands with toilet paper is not enough. So why do we wipe our asses but we wouldn't our hands with toilet paper? Thats why bidets are superior and they clean a cleaner butt. https://goo.gl/3Hi1kP You can get an attachment at lowes for cheap. --- Clevo P775 QHD 120hz / i7 7700k 4.5GHZ / GTX 1070 8GB / DDR4 16GB/ 256gb m.2 SSD /Magni-Modi DAC_AMP combo/ ie800. Laptop on the outside. Desktop on the inside. <cite>cerealbox760 posted [p:891545085] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>None. I use a Bidet. Lets say you are wiping your ass. And then you get poop on your hand by accident. With poop in your hands what do you do: 1. Wash your hands with soap...or 2. Grab another piece of toilet paper to wipe your hands and go about your business. Most people wash their hands with soap because wiping your hands with toilet paper is not enough. So why do we wipe our asses but we wouldn't our hands with toilet paper? Thats why bidets are superior and they clean a cleaner butt. https://goo.gl/3Hi1kP You can get an attachment at lowes for cheap.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 12/03/17 10:58:52 PM #15:	Until my asshole bleeds. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:891545258] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Until my asshole bleeds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Azardea 12/03/17 10:58:54 PM #16:	Completely depends on what I've been eating. 0-15 or something. >_> --- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL68FD0D7F63715384 <cite>Azardea posted [p:891545260] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Completely depends on what I've been eating. 0-15 or something. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicKingdom_ 12/03/17 11:00:08 PM #17:	DocDelicious posted... Until my asshole bleeds. How many wipes to stop the bleeding? <cite>EpicKingdom_ posted [p:891545330] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote>Until my asshole bleeds.</quote> How many wipes to stop the bleeding?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sylph 12/03/17 11:02:05 PM #18:	EpicKingdom_ posted... DocDelicious posted... Until my asshole bleeds. How many wipes to stop the bleeding? Oh you just go until you pass out from blood loss. --- ZSB: We look so much better in a dress than you. I wouldn't mind being alone if I could stand my own company. <cite>Sylph posted [p:891545430] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote>Until my asshole bleeds.</quote> How many wipes to stop the bleeding?</quote> Oh you just go until you pass out from blood loss.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 12/03/17 11:04:09 PM #19:	0. I don't wipe. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:891545542] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>0. I don't wipe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/03/17 11:04:36 PM #20:	Sylph posted... EpicKingdom_ posted... DocDelicious posted... Until my asshole bleeds. How many wipes to stop the bleeding? Oh you just go until you pass out from blood loss. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcJWHHtmDaU --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:891545576] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sylph posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DocDelicious posted...</cite> <quote>Until my asshole bleeds.</quote> How many wipes to stop the bleeding?</quote> Oh you just go until you pass out from blood loss.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcJWHHtmDaU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 12/03/17 11:06:00 PM #21:	3-4 on average --- Oda break tracker 2017- 9 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 8-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 4-5 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:891545654] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>3-4 on average</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicKingdom_ 12/03/17 11:22:54 PM #22:	All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. <cite>EpicKingdom_ posted [p:891546618] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dyinglegacy 12/03/17 11:24:26 PM #23:	DrizztLink posted... Dyinglegacy posted... Imagine actually whipping your ass after a shit. Well, you gotta teach it a lesson somehow. Anyway, typically a decent wash with the bidet, a wet wipe or two, then a few wipes with regular TP. Colitis ain't a joke. It's actually funnier with the auto-correct lol. I ain't fixin' it. --- PSN: KillingLegacy Gamertag: Killing Legacy <cite>Dyinglegacy posted [p:891546719] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine actually whipping your ass after a shit.</quote> Well, you gotta teach it a lesson somehow. Anyway, typically a decent wash with the bidet, a wet wipe or two, then a few wipes with regular TP. Colitis ain't a joke.</quote> It's actually funnier with the auto-correct lol. I ain't fixin' it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 12/03/17 11:29:11 PM #24:	EpicKingdom_ posted... All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. Eat more fiber --- Oda break tracker 2017- 9 (3) \| THE Ohio State: 8-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 4-5 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:891546987] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote>All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af.</quote> Eat more fiber</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 12/03/17 11:30:40 PM #25:	Just get a bidet --- Stay woke. <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:891547070] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Just get a bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FightingGames 12/03/17 11:34:08 PM #26:	3 to make sure the squatting position really does wonders --- https://my.mixtape.moe/xmsgxb.jpg <cite>FightingGames posted [p:891547270] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>3 to make sure the squatting position really does wonders</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 12/04/17 1:04:08 AM #27:	EpicKingdom_ posted... All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:891551085] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote>All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af.</quote> Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 12/04/17 1:19:43 AM #28:	Most dudes don't wipe they ass enough --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:891551653] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Most dudes don't wipe they ass enough</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 12/04/17 2:01:56 AM #29:	Maybe five. I've never really counted. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:891552928] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Maybe five. I've never really counted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LethalAffinity 12/04/17 2:12:03 AM #30:	laughed my ass off at the results. Anyway, since I have a phat ass I usually require 4-5 good wipes --- http://i.imgur.com/Sv19SP4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/esZpDkI.jpg http://i.imgur.com/tdtzIvW.gif http://i.imgur.com/E0O1koZ.gif <cite>LethalAffinity posted [p:891553255] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>laughed my ass off at the results. Anyway, since I have a phat ass I usually require 4-5 good wipes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl 12/04/17 2:13:10 AM #31:	MuayThai85 posted... EpicKingdom_ posted... All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet. TF is a poop gun? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.2 <cite>Howl posted [p:891553289] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote> All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af.</quote> Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet.</quote> TF is a poop gun?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 12/04/17 2:55:11 AM #32:	Howl posted... MuayThai85 posted... EpicKingdom_ posted... All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet. TF is a poop gun? A hand held water gun you spray your asshole with. You'll feel dirty as fuck if you switch back to tp over the poop gun. I've never gotten poop water on my hands either so don't go bringing that up. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:891554429] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote> All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af.</quote> Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet.</quote> TF is a poop gun?</quote> A hand held water gun you spray your asshole with. You'll feel dirty as fuck if you switch back to tp over the poop gun. I've never gotten poop water on my hands either so don't go bringing that up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl 12/04/17 2:56:40 AM #33:	MuayThai85 posted... Howl posted... MuayThai85 posted... EpicKingdom_ posted... All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet. TF is a poop gun? A hand held water gun you spray your asshole with. You'll feel dirty as fuck if you switch back to tp over the poop gun. I've never gotten poop water on my hands either so don't go bringing that up. How does it feel walking around with a wet butthole though? Or do you use some kind of towel to dry your butthole as well? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.2 <cite>Howl posted [p:891554465] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote> All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. </quote> Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet. </quote> TF is a poop gun? </quote> A hand held water gun you spray your asshole with. You'll feel dirty as fuck if you switch back to tp over the poop gun. I've never gotten poop water on my hands either so don't go bringing that up.</quote> How does it feel walking around with a wet butthole though? Or do you use some kind of towel to dry your butthole as well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 12/04/17 2:59:12 AM #34:	Dyinglegacy posted... Imagine actually whipping your ass after a shit. --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:891554529] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dyinglegacy posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine actually whipping your ass after a shit.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyJumper6 12/04/17 3:03:53 AM #35:	Usually between 5 and 10 times You know until it feels clean <cite>JimmyJumper6 posted [p:891554626] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Usually between 5 and 10 times You know until it feels clean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProtoManSPx 12/04/17 3:05:24 AM #36:	Damn, alot of you guys must have dirty buttholes. <cite>ProtoManSPx posted [p:891554668] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Damn, alot of you guys must have dirty buttholes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CharpandaV1 12/04/17 3:07:14 AM #37:	With wet wipes? 3-5. With TP, maybe 6-double digits, depending on how bad the poop was. --- "...Pretty much boosting your boosting"-- DeliciousJello http://i.imgur.com/qUfL23X.gif l http://i.imgur.com/56SOAfL.gif <cite>CharpandaV1 posted [p:891554704] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>With wet wipes? 3-5. With TP, maybe 6-double digits, depending on how bad the poop was.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 12/04/17 3:14:49 AM #38:	3 - 5. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac <cite>Esrac posted [p:891554888] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>3 - 5.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 12/04/17 8:06:40 AM #39:	Howl posted... MuayThai85 posted... Howl posted... MuayThai85 posted... EpicKingdom_ posted... All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet. TF is a poop gun? A hand held water gun you spray your asshole with. You'll feel dirty as fuck if you switch back to tp over the poop gun. I've never gotten poop water on my hands either so don't go bringing that up. How does it feel walking around with a wet butthole though? Or do you use some kind of towel to dry your butthole as well? Some people use tissue, I just let it air dry. If worse comes to worse I just give myself a wedgie for a few minutes. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:891560638] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>EpicKingdom_ posted...</cite> <quote> All of you with low wipe counts... Dirty af. </quote> Says the guy who still wipes his ass. No matter how many times you wipe you'll never be as clean as you would be with a poop gun or bidet. </quote> TF is a poop gun? </quote> A hand held water gun you spray your asshole with. You'll feel dirty as fuck if you switch back to tp over the poop gun. I've never gotten poop water on my hands either so don't go bringing that up.</quote> How does it feel walking around with a wet butthole though? Or do you use some kind of towel to dry your butthole as well?</quote> Some people use tissue, I just let it air dry. If worse comes to worse I just give myself a wedgie for a few minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim Kusanagi 12/04/17 8:49:51 AM #40:	cerealbox760 posted... None. I use a Bidet. Lets say you are wiping your ass. And then you get poop on your hand by accident. With poop in your hands what do you do: 1. Wash your hands with soap...or 2. Grab another piece of toilet paper to wipe your hands and go about your business. Most people wash their hands with soap because wiping your hands with toilet paper is not enough. So why do we wipe our asses but we wouldn't our hands with toilet paper? Thats why bidets are superior and they clean a cleaner butt. https://goo.gl/3Hi1kP You can get an attachment at lowes for cheap. I love the pretentiousness and self entitlement of the Douchs who love to waste water to wipe their asses. --- Live to train. Train to fight. Fight to live. When you retire, think only on fighting. Take me away, I don't mind, but you better promise I'll be back in time! <cite>Kim Kusanagi posted [p:891561837] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>cerealbox760 posted...</cite> <quote>None. I use a Bidet. Lets say you are wiping your ass. And then you get poop on your hand by accident. With poop in your hands what do you do: 1. Wash your hands with soap...or 2. Grab another piece of toilet paper to wipe your hands and go about your business. Most people wash their hands with soap because wiping your hands with toilet paper is not enough. So why do we wipe our asses but we wouldn't our hands with toilet paper? Thats why bidets are superior and they clean a cleaner butt. https://goo.gl/3Hi1kP You can get an attachment at lowes for cheap.</quote> I love the pretentiousness and self entitlement of the Douchs who love to waste water to wipe their asses.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jerry_Hellyeah 12/04/17 8:54:31 AM #41:	Douches lol niceee <cite>Jerry_Hellyeah posted [p:891561982] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Douches lol niceee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LethalAffinity 12/05/17 3:01:51 PM #42:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uceKqK7xYs --- http://i.imgur.com/Sv19SP4.jpg http://i.imgur.com/esZpDkI.jpg http://i.imgur.com/tdtzIvW.gif http://i.imgur.com/E0O1koZ.gif <cite>LethalAffinity posted [p:891643584] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uceKqK7xYs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
r4X0r 12/05/17 3:24:32 PM #43:	There's a reason that "The Three Ss" exist. Shit. Shower. Shave. Time your shits for when you wake up. Brush your teeth, take a shit, get in the shower, clean. You can wipe your butt hole until it starts bleeding, but you aren't getting it "100% clean." --- Professionals are predictable- it's the amateurs who are dangerous. <cite>r4X0r posted [p:891644852] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>There's a reason that "The Three Ss" exist. Shit. Shower. Shave. Time your shits for when you wake up. Brush your teeth, take a shit, get in the shower, clean. You can wipe your butt hole until it starts bleeding, but you aren't getting it "100% clean."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/05/17 3:26:59 PM #44:	It really depends, I've been on both sides -- I've had poops so nice that I wipe once and there's literally nothing there and everything feels clean as daisies. I've also had ones where it takes a few more, like close to 10. Then I have ones where I legit don't even have to wipe to know that I have to hop in the shower to clean this shit out. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:891644994] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>It really depends, I've been on both sides -- I've had poops so nice that I wipe once and there's literally nothing there and everything feels clean as daisies. I've also had ones where it takes a few more, like close to 10. Then I have ones where I legit don't even have to wipe to know that I have to hop in the shower to clean this shit out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarioBro88 12/05/17 3:28:56 PM #45:	Depends on the type of shit. --- Switch: SW-1543-6664-2124 PSN and Xbox: MacyG88 <cite>MarioBro88 posted [p:891645093] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Depends on the type of shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 12/05/17 3:31:59 PM #46:	MarioBro88 posted... Depends on the type of shit. this exactly sometimes i wipe once and it's clean sometimes i wipe 50 times and its still dirty (that usually means im not done pooping) --- Now Playing: South Park: FbW (PC), Cuphead (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:891645277] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote><cite>MarioBro88 posted...</cite> <quote>Depends on the type of shit.</quote> this exactly sometimes i wipe once and it's clean sometimes i wipe 50 times and its still dirty (that usually means im not done pooping)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yochodo 12/05/17 3:37:19 PM #48:	Multiple sheets of toilet paper and wet wipes. I could use the whole damn roll / box and it wouldn't make a difference. No matter what I do, I have to come back 30 minutes later because it starts itching like a mother f'er. sometimes I have to come back a second time. however, i also have this nasty habit of sniffing the toilet paper after I wipe. anyone else? --- Raul <cite>Yochodo posted [p:891645601] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Multiple sheets of toilet paper and wet wipes. I could use the whole damn roll / box and it wouldn't make a difference. No matter what I do, I have to come back 30 minutes later because it starts itching like a mother f'er. sometimes I have to come back a second time. however, i also have this nasty habit of sniffing the toilet paper after I wipe. anyone else?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 12/05/17 3:40:01 PM #49:	Until the paper is white after a wipe. Sometimes that takes 2 wipes. Sometimes it takes 30. --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:891645748] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Until the paper is white after a wipe. Sometimes that takes 2 wipes. Sometimes it takes 30.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 12/05/17 11:40:39 PM #50:	Bump --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 \| 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:891672539] in After poop... [t:76059436]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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