Current Events > I was called "Daddy" unironically for the 1st time today.

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BalanceLost
11/06/17 3:37:10 PM
#1:


Friends and CEmen have jokingly called me daddy since I got a thing for younger guys but this super cute 18-year old Asian I matched with on Tinder wrote, after we had conversed for a while, I wanna taste you Daddy .

It was kindy hot in a way >.>
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 3:38:30 PM
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1) You're not even 30 yet.
2) Gross.
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The Top Crusader
11/06/17 3:39:56 PM
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I never understood why people would want to use parental terminology for someone they are attracted to, but, uh... good for you if you like that I guess? >_>
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C_Pain
11/06/17 3:40:39 PM
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That's hot. I only knew of it in the meme context but my ex called me that and now I think it's hot.
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MorbidFaithless
11/06/17 3:40:42 PM
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It does seem weird to say if you're not significantly older but

Hot tbh
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BalanceLost
11/06/17 3:41:04 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
1) You're not even 30 yet.
2) Gross.

1) True
2) lol

The Top Crusader posted...
I never understood why people would want to use parental terminology for someone they are attracted to, but, uh... good for you if you like that I guess? >_>

Im probably focusing on the taste me part <.<
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Megaman50100
11/06/17 3:41:09 PM
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That wasn't ironic? She is seriously calling you her Daddy there?
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 3:41:39 PM
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Daddy's about as quick of an offswitch to me as men who refer to their anatomy as female body parts tbh.
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NeoBowser
11/06/17 3:43:07 PM
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someone just posted daddy under my insta pic and it's not the first time
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BLAKUboy
11/06/17 3:44:14 PM
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Megaman50100 posted...
That wasn't ironic? She is seriously calling you her Daddy there?

Do you not know who TC is?
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 3:45:34 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
someone just posted daddy under my insta pic and it's not the first time


Well, at least you're over 30 so it could at least make a little sense. Still.. yuck. >_>

Also BL doesn't even look remotely daddy level.
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Megaman50100
11/06/17 3:46:09 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Do you not know who TC is?

Nope
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NeoBowser
11/06/17 3:46:59 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
NeoBowser posted...
someone just posted daddy under my insta pic and it's not the first time


Well, at least you're over 30 so it could at least make a little sense. Still.. yuck. >_>

Also BL doesn't even look remotely daddy level.


Xell I'm 18 what the fuck
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 3:48:51 PM
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NeoBowser posted...

Xell I'm 18 what the fuck


Wait, I think I mixed you up with BVD lmao. That just makes it 10x worse.
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NeoBowser
11/06/17 3:49:54 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
NeoBowser posted...

Xell I'm 18 what the fuck


Wait, I think I mixed you up with BVD lmao. That just makes it 10x worse.


Hahahahaha
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lww99
11/06/17 3:53:33 PM
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My gf says it during sex sometimes. Turns me on a bit
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FrenchCrunch
11/06/17 3:54:38 PM
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i can go from erect to flaccid in a moments notice if my partner calls me daddy
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BalanceLost
11/06/17 5:49:55 PM
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C_Pain posted...
That's hot. I only knew of it in the meme context but my ex called me that and now I think it's hot.

MorbidFaithless posted...
It does seem weird to say if you're not significantly older but

Hot tbh

^5

Megaman50100 posted...
That wasn't ironic? She is seriously calling you her Daddy there?

Im not his literal daddy but he wast using it ironically/jokingly but in the sexual sense. Daddy got two different meanings these days

Xelltrix posted...
Daddy's about as quick of an offswitch to me as men who refer to their anatomy as female body parts tbh.

I agree with the female body parts thingy.

NeoBowser posted...
someone just posted daddy under my insta pic and it's not the first time

lmao, youngest daddy Neo
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CmndrHurricane
11/06/17 5:58:16 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
I wanna taste you Daddy .

s, typ "jag vill smaka dig, farsan"?
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awesome999
11/06/17 6:01:16 PM
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Pics
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 6:03:21 PM
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>_> Can a twink even be a "daddy"? >_>
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BalanceLost
11/06/17 6:10:52 PM
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CmndrHurricane posted...
BalanceLost posted...
I wanna taste you Daddy .

s, typ "jag vill smaka dig, farsan"?

Jag vill smaka dig Daddy

awesome999 posted...
Pics

I dont share pics of my (potential) conquests on CE ;)

Xelltrix posted...
>_> Can a twink even be a "daddy"? >_>

I may have the face of a twink but not the body
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 6:19:46 PM
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Twunk? I don't know if you're quite there yet.
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BalanceLost
11/06/17 6:21:07 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Twunk? I don't know if you're quite there yet.

I dunno but I weigh 90 kilos now. Used to weigh 60 before I started going to the gym.
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 6:22:58 PM
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Hm, I guess I stand corrected then.
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BalanceLost
11/06/17 6:27:05 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Hm, I guess I stand corrected then.

@Parappa09 think I should post gym pics on my insta but I dunno.
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 6:28:31 PM
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Parappa just wants to see the goods, don't turn into a GramWhore.
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awesome999
11/06/17 6:31:15 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Twunk? I don't know if you're quite there yet.

I dunno but I weigh 90 kilos now. Used to weigh 60 before I started going to the gym.

Aren't you like 6'1? 60 is dangerously low
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masticatingman
11/06/17 6:32:44 PM
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Had an ex who called me daddy or papi a lot.
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Metua
11/06/17 6:35:03 PM
#30:


My BF calls me that ironically even though I'm only a year older than him. >_>
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BalanceLost
11/06/17 6:46:28 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Parappa just wants to see the goods, don't turn into a GramWhore.

I wont. I prefer my food pics

awesome999 posted...
Aren't you like 6'1? 60 is dangerously low

Yes and yes. I was quite underweight but I had trouble putting on weight despite eating a lot.

masticatingman posted...
Had an ex who called me daddy or papi a lot.

Did you like it?

Metua posted...
My BF calls me that ironically even though I'm only a year older than him. >_>

You should start calling him a good boy haha.
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Grindcorp9000
11/06/17 6:48:49 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Daddy's about as quick of an offswitch to me as men who refer to their anatomy as female body parts tbh.


You don't want a taste of my boy pussy?
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 6:52:56 PM
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:puking:
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_Schwarzlicht_
11/06/17 6:55:14 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
:puking:

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awesome999
11/06/17 6:56:19 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
Yes and yes. I was quite underweight but I had trouble putting on weight despite eating a lot.

Tbh at I lowest, I used to be skinnier than you BMI-wise, hell I know guys who still are

Ectomorph 4 lyfe
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mrtopgoon327
11/06/17 7:13:03 PM
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Dunno why people act stupid over that shit and take it all literal. Of course it is at times meant in an actual parent like way, but it isn't always and if you got sense you should know what it is. When a couple calls each other baby all day you think they are pretending each other are actual babies and are turned on by that? Fucking nerds.
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 7:19:27 PM
#37:


Except the daddy thing is literally a father kink whereas baby isn't literally a baby fetish.
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mrtopgoon327
11/06/17 7:50:03 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Except the daddy thing is literally a father kink whereas baby isn't literally a baby fetish.

Except it isn't always.
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Xelltrix
11/06/17 8:44:43 PM
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Yeah it is, or it is in such an overwhelming amount that it colors the perception of it. I dont think there is almost any baby fetish going around so its never thought of in that manner.
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prince_leo
11/06/17 8:47:18 PM
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Grindcorp9000 posted...
You don't want a taste of my boy pussy?

this is the biggest turn-off and i'm bi
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Zodd3224
11/06/17 8:48:37 PM
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I prefer to be called Master
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legendarylemur
11/06/17 8:58:11 PM
#42:


Grindcorp9000 posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Daddy's about as quick of an offswitch to me as men who refer to their anatomy as female body parts tbh.


You don't want a taste of my boy pussy?

*spurts water from mouth*
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cjsdowg
11/06/17 9:06:59 PM
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That is a gross combination of words.
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LinksLiege
11/06/17 9:51:54 PM
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tfw no burly bear to call daddy in bed

*am cri*
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BalanceLost
11/07/17 12:23:27 PM
#45:


awesome999 posted...
BalanceLost posted...
Yes and yes. I was quite underweight but I had trouble putting on weight despite eating a lot.

Tbh at I lowest, I used to be skinnier than you BMI-wise, hell I know guys who still are

Ectomorph 4 lyfe

You should start liftning and drink gainers ;3

LinksLiege posted...
tfw no burly bear to call daddy in bed

*am cri*

Naaaaaw LL
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Alucard188
11/07/17 12:25:15 PM
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>____>
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Grindcorp9000
11/07/17 12:26:49 PM
#47:


legendarylemur posted...
Grindcorp9000 posted...
Xelltrix posted...
Daddy's about as quick of an offswitch to me as men who refer to their anatomy as female body parts tbh.


You don't want a taste of my boy pussy?

*spurts water from mouth*


*spurts milk from dangus*
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LinksLiege
11/07/17 9:53:03 PM
#48:


BalanceLost posted...
Naaaaaw LL

If it isn't obvious already the self-pity thing is just an act.

If I really wanted to get some dick I could get it in about ten minutes. Just a big case of CBA Syndrome.
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BalanceLost
11/08/17 6:41:09 AM
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LinksLiege posted...
BalanceLost posted...
Naaaaaw LL

If it isn't obvious already the self-pity thing is just an act.

If I really wanted to get some dick I could get it in about ten minutes. Just a big case of CBA Syndrome.

I was playing along babe. A naw was obligatory ;)
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awesome999
11/08/17 8:48:56 AM
#50:


BalanceLost posted...
You should start liftning and drink gainers ;3

Yeah I used to lift then I hurt myself in an unrelated incident and haven't gotten back, I do calisthenics at home though

Never had any gainers, no cash

How's it going with Asian guy >_>
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