Current Events > How do you turn away missionaries that want to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ?

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Thunder_Armor 10/30/17 4:46:52 PM #1:	80/80 I always feel really bad, though I shouldn't. --- "It was mating season! How could I have known she was your sister?" <cite>Thunder_Armor posted [p:889446725] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>80/80 I always feel really bad, though I shouldn't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowStarEdge 10/30/17 4:47:34 PM #2:	No habla ingles <cite>ShadowStarEdge posted [p:889446776] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>No habla ingles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 10/30/17 4:47:41 PM #3:	confess Jesus and be baptized then no more missionaries bother you --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:889446785] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>confess Jesus and be baptized then no more missionaries bother you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_Armor 10/30/17 4:48:47 PM #4:	darkphoenix181 posted... confess Jesus and be baptized then no more missionaries bother you I'm already baptized. My family was Catholic though I'm not religious anymore. Most missionaries are Mormon/Jehovah's witness/etc. so even if I tell them I'm Catholic it isn't going to get me far. --- "It was mating season! How could I have known she was your sister?" <cite>Thunder_Armor posted [p:889446867] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote><cite>darkphoenix181 posted...</cite> <quote>confess Jesus and be baptized then no more missionaries bother you</quote> I'm already baptized. My family was Catholic though I'm not religious anymore. Most missionaries are Mormon/Jehovah's witness/etc. so even if I tell them I'm Catholic it isn't going to get me far.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaffIeElite 10/30/17 4:49:22 PM #5:	Tell them to fuck off and take their scam somewhere else. --- I have a signature. Apparently this is important, but I still don't have my secret cool kid decoder ring yet. <cite>WaffIeElite posted [p:889446902] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>Tell them to fuck off and take their scam somewhere else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 10/30/17 4:49:24 PM #6:	I thank them for their time, but let them know that I'm not a believer and don't plan to be --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:889446904] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>I thank them for their time, but let them know that I'm not a believer and don't plan to be</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SageHarpuia 10/30/17 4:50:18 PM #8:	Walk out with my shot gun, ask them what the hell they're doing on my property and proceed to tell them that my daddy's a baptist preacher --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:889446962] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>Walk out with my shot gun, ask them what the hell they're doing on my property and proceed to tell them that my daddy's a baptist preacher</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 10/30/17 4:51:26 PM #9:	Invite them into your home for tea and cookies and then talk to them endlessly about the old Anime inuyasha Eventually they will make some excuse to leave --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:889447028] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>Invite them into your home for tea and cookies and then talk to them endlessly about the old Anime inuyasha Eventually they will make some excuse to leave</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Saxon 10/30/17 4:52:26 PM #10:	Jehovah witnesses come around here a lot handing out pamphlets. <cite>Saxon posted [p:889447084] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>Jehovah witnesses come around here a lot handing out pamphlets.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkraiomb 10/30/17 4:52:45 PM #11:	https://youtu.be/dQaSVVQmTC4?t=9 Alternatively, burn a bible. --- This isn't a solution.Stop posting it as a solution.Not every team has status available to use,and it should not be a requirement to catch something ~FrostShock <cite>Darkraiomb posted [p:889447103] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/dQaSVVQmTC4?t=9 Alternatively, burn a bible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chama 10/30/17 4:54:12 PM #12:	Become a nudist for a day. --- But the 9/11 buildings got destroyed in the 9/11 thing - xyphilia <cite>Chama posted [p:889447203] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>Become a nudist for a day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpoonRebooted 10/30/17 4:55:51 PM #13:	I have studied religion, so I talk to them, but it's really trolling. I let them believe that they are leading the conversation, when I'm actually leading them straight into a corner that they cannot escape. My wife gets drinks and snacks for everyone, because she enjoys the show. I've been cussed out by JW's on several occasions. I find the Mormons to be more restrained, and more likely to leave quickly than fall for the bait. --- Who hasn't been in a locker room with their Russian friends, colluding about grabbing p*******? -Trevor Noah- <cite>SpoonRebooted posted [p:889447294] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>I have studied religion, so I talk to them, but it's really trolling. I let them believe that they are leading the conversation, when I'm actually leading them straight into a corner that they cannot escape. My wife gets drinks and snacks for everyone, because she enjoys the show. I've been cussed out by JW's on several occasions. I find the Mormons to be more restrained, and more likely to leave quickly than fall for the bait.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 10/30/17 4:56:31 PM #14:	I don't answer the door when I'm not expecting visitors --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad (5-2): https://i.imgur.com/ZP6OKPY.png (Updated Weekly) <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:889447342] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>I don't answer the door when I'm not expecting visitors</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Samurontai 10/30/17 4:57:43 PM #15:	"Praise Satan" --- http://i.imgur.com/Scl5rwX.gif http://i.imgur.com/Fjgt7Qq.gif http://i.imgur.com/NidhAni.gif http://i.imgur.com/IGIbQPk.gif <cite>Samurontai posted [p:889447418] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>"Praise Satan"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 10/30/17 5:00:59 PM #16:	I always have a hard time keeping a straight face during these encounters. Like some Jehova's Witnesses came by a few weeks ago and I was struggling to not laugh. The most difficult time was being evangelized to in a Barnes and Noble, by two elderly men about "God the mother", and how this female manifestation of God was currently incarnated in South Korea. My tongue was sore from how hard I had to bite it. --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:889447631] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>I always have a hard time keeping a straight face during these encounters. Like some Jehova's Witnesses came by a few weeks ago and I was struggling to not laugh. The most difficult time was being evangelized to in a Barnes and Noble, by two elderly men about "God the mother", and how this female manifestation of God was currently incarnated in South Korea. My tongue was sore from how hard I had to bite it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ROBANN_88 10/30/17 5:03:44 PM #17:	the one time a pair of Jehovas witnesses came, i just told them i wasn't interested, and they said goodbye and left --- http://i.imgur.com/cUNC8DI.jpg <cite>ROBANN_88 posted [p:889447792] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>the one time a pair of Jehovas witnesses came, i just told them i wasn't interested, and they said goodbye and left</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/30/17 5:05:01 PM #18:	I tell them thanks, but I'm not interested. and I reiterate until they get it and leave. usually they go away on the 3rd attempt, like summoning beetlejuice --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:889447869] in How do you... [t:75937139]...</cite> <quote>I tell them thanks, but I'm not interested. and I reiterate until they get it and leave. usually they go away on the 3rd attempt, like summoning beetlejuice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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