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Orlando_Jordan
10/14/17 6:54:43 PM
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I have NEVER had sex.
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anth0ny
10/14/17 6:56:36 PM
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is it possible to lose wizard status??
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anth0ny
10/14/17 6:57:01 PM
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might not be worth it if you can
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donkeyjack
10/14/17 6:57:13 PM
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Ok? What are you going to do about it?
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Offworlder1
10/14/17 6:57:53 PM
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You proud of those wizard powers or looking to get laid ?
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Orlando_Jordan
10/14/17 6:58:46 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
You proud of those wizard powers or looking to get laid ?

I'm not proud. I will also never have sex.
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Tezlok
10/14/17 6:59:27 PM
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36. I beat you. I did get kissed once when I was 16 though.
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VTBM
10/14/17 7:00:13 PM
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Are you guys down for one big orgy just to get it out of the way?
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Orlando_Jordan
10/14/17 7:01:48 PM
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VTBM posted...
Are you guys down for one big orgy just to get it out of the way?

Will there at least be one woman in there?
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-Unowninator-
10/14/17 7:03:49 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
You proud of those wizard powers or looking to get laid ?

I'm not proud. I will also never have sex.

And that's a bad thing because...
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Jiek_Fafn
10/14/17 7:04:14 PM
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There should be a CE meet up in Vegas where all of our wizards looking to become Muggles all get a prostitute.
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Tezlok
10/14/17 7:04:23 PM
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VTBM posted...
Are you guys down for one big orgy just to get it out of the way?

no. one time a gay friend offered me oral and I declined. I'd rather be a virgin than engage in gay sex. I am not gay and never will be. no sex is better than gay sex that I would hate
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anth0ny
10/14/17 7:05:57 PM
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Tezlok posted...
VTBM posted...
Are you guys down for one big orgy just to get it out of the way?

no. one time a gay friend offered me oral and I declined. I'd rather be a virgin than engage in gay sex. I am not gay and never will be. no sex is better than gay sex that I would hate

broooo. it's not gay ass long ass it's a brojob.
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Ouned
10/14/17 7:06:22 PM
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VTBM posted...
Are you guys down for one big orgy just to get it out of the way?

The guy in TC's username would be.
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young_flip
10/14/17 7:07:00 PM
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another asexual?
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Coolppl Owns
10/14/17 7:07:24 PM
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Tezlok posted...
VTBM posted...
Are you guys down for one big orgy just to get it out of the way?

no. one time a gay friend offered me oral and I declined. I'd rather be a virgin than engage in gay sex. I am not gay and never will be. no sex is better than gay sex that I would hate


wow bigot
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Offworlder1
10/14/17 7:07:33 PM
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Sounds like you should consider getting an escort topic creator.

@Orlando_Jordan
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tremain07
10/14/17 7:10:30 PM
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What's your reason for this?

Not actively pursuing?
No social life at all?
pursuing but never closing the deal?

Even if you've never had sex what's the most intimate thing you've done with a woman? Kill? Fondle? blowjob,handjob,paizuri,thighjob,armpit job or assjob?

There's lots of reasons for over 17 virginity so without some more information TC I'm not sure how we can help you?
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Sami1000
10/14/17 7:36:38 PM
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28, here myself, but i had multiple opportunities to have sex when i was younger, but i either chickened, or i didn't find the girl attractive.
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Nukleen
10/14/17 7:38:28 PM
#20:


There's nothing wrong with being a Virgin
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Sami1000
10/14/17 7:44:32 PM
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Nukleen posted...
There's nothing wrong with being a Virgin

Well, the issue is not being virgin really, its more being alone and not having relationship. Older you get its likely that other people are married, might have kids, or just gf and have no time for you anymore, so without having gf yourself some might feel being lonely all the time.
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-Unowninator-
10/14/17 7:44:36 PM
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Nukleen posted...
There's nothing wrong with being a Virgin

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KogaSteelfang
10/14/17 7:47:30 PM
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34 here.
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adedpsych0
10/14/17 7:58:14 PM
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tremain07 posted...
What's your reason for this?

Not actively pursuing?
No social life at all?
pursuing but never closing the deal?

Even if you've never had sex what's the most intimate thing you've done with a woman? Kill? Fondle?


woah what the hell dude O_O;
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anth0ny
10/14/17 8:00:15 PM
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i totally missed that lolll
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tremain07
10/14/17 9:08:35 PM
#26:


Just keeping options open, you never know after all.
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jayj350
10/14/17 9:10:08 PM
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aka an average CEmen
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Orlando_Jordan
10/16/17 12:16:01 AM
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tremain07 posted...
What's your reason for this?

Not actively pursuing?
No social life at all?
pursuing but never closing the deal?

Even if you've never had sex what's the most intimate thing you've done with a woman? Kill? Fondle? blowjob,handjob,paizuri,thighjob,armpit job or assjob?

There's lots of reasons for over 17 virginity so without some more information TC I'm not sure how we can help you?

I'm a kissless, hugless, handholdless, frustrated adult virgin. I've asked out many girls, but I always get friendzoned. Except they don't actually want to be my friend, they just say they do. Also, my social circle is small.
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Pitlord_Special
10/16/17 12:18:27 AM
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I'm also a 31 year old wizard

Honestly the powers are worth it and don't intend to give up my mana any time soon
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Scotty_Rogers
10/16/17 12:20:18 AM
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I hope I don't end up like you, TC. See my sig.
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qyll3
10/16/17 12:21:15 AM
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are you ugly?
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Bad_Mojo
10/16/17 12:21:38 AM
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I'm 35 and have had sex a grand total of 7 times. 3 with the girl I lost my virginity to, twice with a random girl and two hookers
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Naysaspace
10/16/17 12:21:59 AM
#33:


Sami1000 posted...
Nukleen posted...
There's nothing wrong with being a Virgin

Well, the issue is not being virgin really, its more being alone and not having relationship. Older you get its likely that other people are married, might have kids, or just gf and have no time for you anymore, so without having gf yourself some might feel being lonely all the time.

That's all in your head. Sure more people are married at 30 than 21, but its not like there are no single women. There are more than you could possibly ever meet. What you stated is a commonly used excuse to veil some underlyong problem, i.e. shyness or anxiety or etc.
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Kaname_Madoka
10/16/17 12:22:09 AM
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adedpsych0 posted...
tremain07 posted...
What's your reason for this?

Not actively pursuing?
No social life at all?
pursuing but never closing the deal?

Even if you've never had sex what's the most intimate thing you've done with a woman? Kill? Fondle?


woah what the hell dude O_O;

Lol
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ProtoManSPx
10/16/17 12:25:27 AM
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Who's the oldest virgin on CE?
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Orlando_Jordan
10/16/17 12:28:32 AM
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qyll3 posted...
are you ugly?

I guess so. I tried being a male feminist because I hoped I would one day be rewarded with sex. It didn't work.
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ProtoManSPx
10/16/17 12:30:03 AM
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Pics of you TC.
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young_flip
10/16/17 1:45:21 AM
#38:


Damn, there's more of you guys. That's sad stuff. Women do have more to offer than their sex and you're missing out on all of it.

Do you guys belong to true forced loneliness or something?
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KogaSteelfang
10/16/17 2:09:58 AM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
Who's the oldest virgin on CE?

Zikten is 36, there's another I think who said he was in his 40's iirc. Not sure really.

young_flip posted...
Damn, there's more of you guys. That's sad stuff. Women do have more to offer than their sex and you're missing out on all of it.

Do you guys belong to true forced loneliness or something?

What's that?
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EternalDivide
10/16/17 2:16:25 AM
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There's always craigslist or some other online meetup thing. There's other people like you out there who feel the same way. Check it out, chat, set something up. It's not going to happen overnight but give it a shot. Go slow, play safe and you should be fine.
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AngelicTouch99
10/16/17 2:24:07 AM
#41:


Orlando_Jordan posted...
I have NEVER had sex.

Are you a turbovirgin who is going to steamroll EVERYTHING?
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gguirao
10/16/17 3:32:45 AM
#42:


So am I.
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KogaSteelfang
10/16/17 3:36:18 AM
#43:


@gguirao just out of curiousity, do you still think I'm a gimmick poster?
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snakes_righteye
10/16/17 3:36:59 AM
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It was pretty easy to get laid in the 90s man. What were you doing? Girls gone wild was getting popular, girls were starting to be more free with themselves. I knew girls you could've hooked up with if you just pretended to like Nirvana. Did you go to private school?
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apocalyptic_4
10/16/17 3:53:50 AM
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Just get a escort and get it over with. Or just download a dating app.
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KogaSteelfang
10/16/17 5:50:18 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
gguirao just out of curiousity, do you still think I'm a gimmick poster?

Guess im on ignore. That answers that I suppose.
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gguirao
10/16/17 1:36:16 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
@gguirao just out of curiousity, do you still think I'm a gimmick poster?

Not really.
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young_flip
10/16/17 5:50:01 PM
#48:


KogaSteelfang posted...
What's that?

in the late 2000s is when I noticed them. they were an internet group of dweebs who had given up on life and ever having a woman or companionship. mostly all virgins. the MGTOW "movement" grew partially out of some of what they were talking about.
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Kisai
10/16/17 5:50:39 PM
#49:


Male, or female?
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darkphoenix181
10/16/17 5:52:56 PM
#50:


Orlando_Jordan posted...
I have NEVER had sex.


that is what being a virgin means yes
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