Current Events > Rate my "Fairy Tail" Fan Fiction plz. I want to be a famous writer.

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It was a regular normal day in Earth World. The Fairy Tail guild were doing a bunch of crazy stuff that showed how powerful their magic is and why nobody fucks with them.

But sometime around lunch, a bad guy showed up, so everyone in Fairy Tail except like, 5 people bascially dropped to Farmer With Shotgun tier. This was a really strong, really bad guy. The most powerful bad guy ever. We know this not because of his incredible feats or the story's well-constructed lore, but because this takes place, chronologically, after all the other bad guys. He had the fabulous fashion sense of David Bowie, and the rippling, thick, hard body of a "Cho Aniki" character.

"I'm going to do evil things," he taunted. Fairy Tail knew this guy was trouble.

"We need Natsu," said Gray, filled with the impotent fear and sense of uselessness that only a shonen rival could know.

But Natsu had just learned that the entire world is technically always in motion, and was experiencing motion-sickness like never before. He keeled over backwards, flaming vomit ejaculating from his mouth like Old Faithful.

"Something about friendship or something," Lucy cried, and used her summon magic. But she remembered she was Lucy and got her ass beat.

"My Dragon God Spanking Magic is unbeatable," said the bad guy, turning Lucy's ass into a ripened tomato.

Erza said something angry, and re-quipped into that Robot Girl From Blaz Blue Armor. Her fight scene was long, but consisted mostly of still shots with dramatic sounds and lighting effects, because all the budget was used to animate her titties, which were glorious.

The fight raged on for another three episodes but Erza remembered that side-characters aren't allowed to win major battles and got her ass beat.

"Stop being a bitch Natsu" said Laxus. He gave Natsu some Dramamine.

"Now I've got a fire in my belly," said Natsu, just glad it was no longer in his colon.

He tried even harder and believed even harder than ever before.

"Aye Sir!" Said Happy.

Natsu beat the bad guy and everyone was happy.

Markarov chuckled. "Maybe its time for me to retire."

But then he remembered that he was the leader of the Fairy Tail guild.

"Nah, they'd lose their dicks if they weren't attached."

"Especially me!" Said Mira Jane.

"Especially you," chuckled Markarov.

And they all lived happily through another filler arc. The End.
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Starting with fanfics means your career will stall out at the R.A. Savatore level.

that's just the average chapter, TC.
be more original.
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