Board 8 > How do you convince someone eat less?

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MZero11
09/09/17 10:52:15 PM
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Seriously.

Especially when they are in denial.
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ChaosTonyV4
09/09/17 10:54:50 PM
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Find a food they don't like and replace all their food with it.
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Corrik
09/09/17 11:02:37 PM
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Gastric bypass
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ProfitProphet
09/09/17 11:09:02 PM
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Take them on Dr Phil
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Corrik
09/09/17 11:10:24 PM
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ProfitProphet posted...
Take them on Dr Phil

If I have a daughter i am taking her ok dr phil to bad mouth me and everyone else to make us rich. Lmfao
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EndOfDiscOne
09/09/17 11:36:00 PM
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Laxatives
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Llarian
09/12/17 1:14:15 PM
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They don't have to eat less, they have to eat differently.
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MysticBrohan
09/12/17 1:21:25 PM
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thats actually false; they dont have to eat differently, they have to eat less
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CherryCokes
09/12/17 1:22:39 PM
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read topic title as "eat ass"

was going to say "ask yoblazer"
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Hardcore_Adult
09/12/17 1:23:25 PM
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Stuff a bunch of clothes into a suitcase til the damn thing explodes as a demo.

If they don't get the message... too bad.
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Shaduln
09/12/17 1:27:00 PM
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Have them track their food.
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Llarian
09/12/17 1:28:15 PM
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MysticBrohan posted...
thats actually false; they dont have to eat differently, they have to eat less

Well, now I'm curious.
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GenesisSaga
09/12/17 1:43:31 PM
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"Hey fatty. You're a fatty."

Okay but seriously

"Hey I'm trying this _rabbit food*_ diet. Would you like to try it with me?"

*insert random craze here.
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MrGreenonion
09/12/17 1:45:59 PM
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Inform them that you've secretly poisoned 1 random food item in their kitchen.
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Menji
09/12/17 1:57:47 PM
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Cease all contact with them until they do what you want them to.
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banananor
09/12/17 2:05:14 PM
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strategy depends on who they are

can't force people to do anything
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trdl23
09/12/17 2:08:37 PM
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Eat them. Now they weigh much less!
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SeabassDebeste
09/12/17 2:12:36 PM
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this really depends on your relationship with them

if they are in denial about it, it might really be none of your business
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MysticBrohan
09/12/17 2:15:54 PM
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Llarian posted...
MysticBrohan posted...
thats actually false; they dont have to eat differently, they have to eat less

Well, now I'm curious.

you can eat twinkies and dildos every day and still lose weight if you just count calories and exercise
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KommunistKoala
09/12/17 2:24:49 PM
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weight aside I think you'll be in pretty poor health only eating dildos
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tazzyboyishere
09/12/17 2:39:49 PM
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Obviously you shame them. Everyone tells me that's how it works. There's no such thing as positive feedback ever working and obviously obese people's first reactions will be to prove you wrong by dieting and exercising cold turkey. It's basic psychology.

But seriously, just tell them you're worried about them. When I was pushing 300 pounds, once enough people told me that, it definitely played the biggest factor in losing weight.
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Hardcore_Adult
09/12/17 2:56:21 PM
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banananor posted...
strategy depends on who they are

can't force people to do anything


If you have someone's puppy/kitten/ipad/smartphone/etc dangling, you'd be surprised how complicit they can be... :)
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Llarian
09/12/17 3:08:53 PM
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MysticBrohan posted...
Llarian posted...
MysticBrohan posted...
thats actually false; they dont have to eat differently, they have to eat less

Well, now I'm curious.

you can eat twinkies and dildos every day and still lose weight if you just count calories and exercise

Plastic might be a bit much to digest but CICO and exercise are your best bet. Agree.
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