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Evolician 09/04/17 2:36:08 AM #1:	TL;DR - I've been dating this girl for almost two months, but we haven't had sex because we're both community college students who still live at home, and we never have the house to ourselves. But today her folks were out of town so we were gonna do it. but I just couldn't get hard. :( I don't know if it was nervousness or whatever. I never have the problem when we're just making out and stuff. Feels really bad man. ;_; hold me CE :c --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lavidon/ https://www.twitch.tv/Lavidon <cite>Evolician posted [p:885987899] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>TL;DR - I've been dating this girl for almost two months, but we haven't had sex because we're both community college students who still live at home, and we never have the house to ourselves. But today her folks were out of town so we were gonna do it. but I just couldn't get hard. :( I don't know if it was nervousness or whatever. I never have the problem when we're just making out and stuff. Feels really bad man. ;_; hold me CE :c</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 09/04/17 2:36:36 AM #2:	That's normal man. It happens <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:885987913] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>That's normal man. It happens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/04/17 2:41:36 AM #3:	TheDarkCircle posted... That's normal man. It happens just don't give up, giving up is worse than failing. --- Chapped ass sucks. Deliver me sweet release, Kaopectate-.Alucard188 <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:885988058] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote>That's normal man. It happens</quote> just don't give up, giving up is worse than failing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 09/04/17 2:42:20 AM #4:	Damn, you cucked yourself. --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:885988081] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Damn, you cucked yourself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Biofighter55 09/04/17 2:48:38 AM #5:	kingdrake2 posted... TheDarkCircle posted... That's normal man. It happens just don't give up, giving up is worse than failing. This, it happens. --- This is my sig. Don't like it, then don't look at it. <cite>Biofighter55 posted [p:885988290] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote>That's normal man. It happens</quote> just don't give up, giving up is worse than failing.</quote> This, it happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 09/04/17 2:50:06 AM #6:	You'll be fine --- http://i.imgur.com/gIoselB.gif https://i.imgur.com/p8iCfHF.jpg <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:885988336] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>You'll be fine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kobe Bryant 09/04/17 2:57:47 AM #7:	All good cuh, most guys won't admit it but yes it happens --- Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator. <cite>Kobe Bryant posted [p:885988556] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>All good cuh, most guys won't admit it but yes it happens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 09/04/17 3:00:20 AM #8:	First time stagefright isn't just a trope for sitcoms, it's a real thing. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:885988621] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>First time stagefright isn't just a trope for sitcoms, it's a real thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 09/04/17 3:02:49 AM #9:	Happened my first time too. Just decided to make out naked and it got hard after a bit. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:885988702] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Happened my first time too. Just decided to make out naked and it got hard after a bit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/04/17 3:04:14 AM #10:	Sex isn't everything. Sometimes it takes a bigger man to hold back. I'm proud of you TC. You did good. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:885988735] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Sex isn't everything. Sometimes it takes a bigger man to hold back. I'm proud of you TC. You did good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evolician 09/05/17 11:53:25 PM #11:	I did get hard after a bit but I lost it when we paused to open a condom and put it on. <_< --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lavidon/ https://www.twitch.tv/Lavidon <cite>Evolician posted [p:886103436] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>I did get hard after a bit but I lost it when we paused to open a condom and put it on. <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InstaReturns 09/05/17 11:55:20 PM #12:	Yeah nerves can kill it in the start, you got this tho --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.2 <cite>InstaReturns posted [p:886103531] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Yeah nerves can kill it in the start, you got this tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
N1NJAREB0RN 09/05/17 11:59:52 PM #13:	Evolician posted... I did get hard after a bit but I lost it when we paused to open a condom and put it on. <_< Yeah the condom will wreck you if you've not had sex a few times. It took a few tries when I lost mine, mostly because of the condom. --- PSN & Steam ID: N1NJAREB0RN <cite>N1NJAREB0RN posted [p:886103794] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>Evolician posted...</cite> <quote>I did get hard after a bit but I lost it when we paused to open a condom and put it on. <_<</quote> Yeah the condom will wreck you if you've not had sex a few times. It took a few tries when I lost mine, mostly because of the condom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 09/06/17 12:04:35 AM #14:	don't end up waiting too long it seems as though if it doesn't happen soon enough with a girl, it doesn't happen --- http://i.imgur.com/A0TAfek.png <cite>TheMikh posted [p:886104073] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>don't end up waiting too long it seems as though if it doesn't happen soon enough with a girl, it doesn't happen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativeme 09/06/17 12:08:27 AM #15:	guessing the chick new it was your first time? if she cares about you you'll get another chance. at least you been together for 2 months. if it was some chick you only been with like a week she'd probably would have just dumped you over it. just gotta try again. or buy some viagra. <cite>creativeme posted [p:886104285] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>guessing the chick new it was your first time? if she cares about you you'll get another chance. at least you been together for 2 months. if it was some chick you only been with like a week she'd probably would have just dumped you over it. just gotta try again. or buy some viagra.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 09/06/17 12:09:03 AM #16:	It could have been worse. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:886104318] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>It could have been worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Donald 09/06/17 12:10:45 AM #17:	This shit happens. Laugh it off, get her off and try again another time. It'll work out. --- "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser." <cite>The_Donald posted [p:886104408] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>This shit happens. Laugh it off, get her off and try again another time. It'll work out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpheliaAdenade 09/06/17 12:11:53 AM #19:	Did she laugh at your impotency? :u --- http://imgur.com/Q6Qj55q <cite>OpheliaAdenade posted [p:886104476] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Did she laugh at your impotency? :u</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leebul 09/06/17 12:13:09 AM #20:	Forget the condom next time bro and just go ham on her. --- I'm Alex Russo and my hobby is i like to poke things with a stick R.I.P WOWP October 12 2007-January 6 2012. This great show will never be forgotten. <cite>leebul posted [p:886104545] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Forget the condom next time bro and just go ham on her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evolician 09/06/17 12:21:31 AM #21:	creativeme posted... guessing the chick new it was your first time? yeh its her first too. leebul posted... Forget the condom next time bro and just go ham on her. No. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lavidon/ https://www.twitch.tv/Lavidon <cite>Evolician posted [p:886105013] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>creativeme posted...</cite> <quote>guessing the chick new it was your first time?</quote> yeh its her first too. <cite>leebul posted...</cite> <quote>Forget the condom next time bro and just go ham on her. </quote> No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nikra 09/06/17 12:27:01 AM #22:	TheDarkCircle posted... That's normal man. It happens No it's not. <cite>Nikra posted [p:886105337] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote>That's normal man. It happens</quote> No it's not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 09/06/17 12:39:34 AM #23:	That sucks :( --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:886105935] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>That sucks :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoriIIa 09/06/17 12:42:49 AM #24:	Is she cool with it? You're good, dawg --- f*** dean spanos <cite>GoriIIa posted [p:886106067] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Is she cool with it? You're good, dawg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OEIO999 09/06/17 12:44:29 AM #25:	Evolician posted... creativeme posted... guessing the chick new it was your first time? yeh its her first too. If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. <cite>OEIO999 posted [p:886106140] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>Evolician posted...</cite> <quote><cite>creativeme posted...</cite> <quote>guessing the chick new it was your first time?</quote> yeh its her first too. </quote> If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evolician 09/06/17 12:59:07 AM #26:	OEIO999 posted... If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. oh okay how do i fix dis --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lavidon/ https://www.twitch.tv/Lavidon <cite>Evolician posted [p:886106734] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>OEIO999 posted...</cite> <quote>If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. </quote> oh okay how do i fix dis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 09/06/17 1:01:05 AM #27:	MutantJohn posted... Damn, you cucked yourself. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:886106827] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>Damn, you cucked yourself.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snakes_righteye 09/06/17 1:02:03 AM #28:	Oh man, you've ruined it now. Now every time you get into a sexual situation you will think of this. You should've just went down town and took care of her. At least then she would remember that instead of remembering old limpy --- Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken! <cite>snakes_righteye posted [p:886106858] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Oh man, you've ruined it now. Now every time you get into a sexual situation you will think of this. You should've just went down town and took care of her. At least then she would remember that instead of remembering old limpy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl 09/06/17 1:05:01 AM #29:	Evolician posted... OEIO999 posted... If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. oh okay how do i fix dis Dude seriously buy one of those boner pills at a convenience store. The Rhino ones are crazy. They really really work. Thank me later --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.2 <cite>Howl posted [p:886106987] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>Evolician posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OEIO999 posted...</cite> <quote> If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. </quote> oh okay how do i fix dis</quote> Dude seriously buy one of those boner pills at a convenience store. The Rhino ones are crazy. They really really work. Thank me later</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OEIO999 09/06/17 1:08:02 AM #30:	Howl posted... Evolician posted... OEIO999 posted... If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. oh okay how do i fix dis Dude seriously buy one of those boner pills at a convenience store. The Rhino ones are crazy. They really really work. Thank me later And take twice the recommended amount, just in case. <cite>OEIO999 posted [p:886107136] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Evolician posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OEIO999 posted...</cite> <quote> If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. </quote> oh okay how do i fix dis</quote> Dude seriously buy one of those boner pills at a convenience store. The Rhino ones are crazy. They really really work. Thank me later</quote> And take twice the recommended amount, just in case.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl 09/06/17 1:08:55 AM #31:	OEIO999 posted... Howl posted... Evolician posted... OEIO999 posted... If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. oh okay how do i fix dis Dude seriously buy one of those boner pills at a convenience store. The Rhino ones are crazy. They really really work. Thank me later And take twice the recommended amount, just in case. Which is 1 pill... Don't take 2 of them. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.2 <cite>Howl posted [p:886107162] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>OEIO999 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Evolician posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>OEIO999 posted...</cite> <quote> If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed. </quote> oh okay how do i fix dis </quote> Dude seriously buy one of those boner pills at a convenience store. The Rhino ones are crazy. They really really work. Thank me later</quote> And take twice the recommended amount, just in case.</quote> Which is 1 pill... Don't take 2 of them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OEIO999 09/06/17 1:11:50 AM #32:	This man is in a desperate situation, nows not the time to take any chances. <cite>OEIO999 posted [p:886107269] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>This man is in a desperate situation, nows not the time to take any chances.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fjb 09/06/17 1:53:59 AM #33:	Just relax man, same happened to me when I tried getting laid the first two times lol. Don't take those boner pills --- (PaO2 x 0.003) + (Hb x 1.34 x SaO2) <cite>fjb posted [p:886108700] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Just relax man, same happened to me when I tried getting laid the first two times lol. Don't take those boner pills</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackDruidLOL 09/06/17 2:03:32 AM #34:	Happened to me the first time too because I drank too much. I had whisky d* for the entire next day too lol I just went down on her when i couldn't get it up <cite>BlackDruidLOL posted [p:886108992] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Happened to me the first time too because I drank too much. I had whisky d* for the entire next day too lol I just went down on her when i couldn't get it up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OEIO999 09/06/17 2:04:54 AM #35:	BlackDruidLOL posted... Happened to me the first time too because I drank too much. I had whisky d* for the entire next day too lol I just went down on her when i couldn't get it up Why would you drink too much when you're trying to get in someone else's pants? <cite>OEIO999 posted [p:886109044] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlackDruidLOL posted...</cite> <quote>Happened to me the first time too because I drank too much. I had whisky d* for the entire next day too lol I just went down on her when i couldn't get it up</quote> Why would you drink too much when you're trying to get in someone else's pants?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 09/06/17 2:17:31 AM #36:	What's even worse is when you're having sex and you can't have an orgasm --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:886109409] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>What's even worse is when you're having sex and you can't have an orgasm</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dragonblade01 09/06/17 2:21:32 AM #37:	Focusing on the foreplay seems to help. --- PSN: kazukifafner <cite>Dragonblade01 posted [p:886109524] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Focusing on the foreplay seems to help.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 09/06/17 2:31:58 AM #38:	Usually that happens when you put pressure on yourself to make it happen. Sexual activity is hard to plan. It just doesn't really work that way. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:886109799] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>Usually that happens when you put pressure on yourself to make it happen. Sexual activity is hard to plan. It just doesn't really work that way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lolamericans 09/06/17 2:43:27 AM #39:	this happened to me before, right when were about to get undressed, i excused myself to the restroom to pee but i dived into my wildest fetishes while touching myself to get hard and then we fucked --- http://i.imgur.com/gkWmYOU.gif <cite>lolamericans posted [p:886110089] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>this happened to me before, right when were about to get undressed, i excused myself to the restroom to pee but i dived into my wildest fetishes while touching myself to get hard and then we fucked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evolician 09/06/17 3:34:53 PM #40:	i should just never deed or watch porn ever again rite --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lavidon/ https://www.twitch.tv/Lavidon <cite>Evolician posted [p:886137345] in I failed t... [t:75739559]...</cite> <quote>i should just never deed or watch porn ever again rite</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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