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Muffinz0rz
08/31/17 3:07:24 PM
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Today is August 31st. I post this from the state of Minnesota.

If a human enters my property without my permission intent on robbing me or hurting me or even is just lost, I can shoot him/her dead in self defense and face no repercussions.

If a wild turkey wanders into my back yard, I will face repercussions for killing it because it's not turkey season.

Your thoughts?
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tremain07
08/31/17 3:08:39 PM
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Fuck humans
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Mernardi
08/31/17 3:09:04 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Your thoughts?

Literally don't give a single fuck
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I Like Toast
08/31/17 3:09:05 PM
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Don't shoot things
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darkphoenix181
08/31/17 3:09:34 PM
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you can't shoot him just cause he is lost

I don't believe that

cite the law
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Melonfarms
08/31/17 3:10:06 PM
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Can a turkey steal your stuff and murder your family?
Unless you can prove that possibility you had better wait until Turkey season.
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Yaridovich
08/31/17 3:11:43 PM
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God help us if turkeys gain sentience cuz they could just pillage the fuck out of us when it isn't turkey season
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rexcrk
08/31/17 3:12:00 PM
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Someone breaking into your house? I've always felt like whatever you do to them is fair game. It's THEIR fault for going into YOUR house.
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ShotOJameson
08/31/17 3:19:33 PM
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Yeah laws are weird

There is literally a law in the state of Montana to this day that you can legally open fire on a group of 7 or more native americans because it is considered a war party.
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_Goggalor_
08/31/17 3:21:01 PM
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Turkey lives matter.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/31/17 3:23:24 PM
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I have sliced deli turkey in my fridge. I don't have sliced deli human in my fridge. August 31st is still august, which is worse than june but better than July. Minnesota is where much of fargo takes place, both movie and tv series. I enjoy both the movie and the tv series.

This explains everything anyone needs to know in regard to this topic.
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