Board 8 > B8UCA Thursday Night TOMBAT ft. Lethal Lottery, Mayhem, Modern Warfare

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MAIN EVENT

Lethal Lottery Finals: Mr. MitB david and GTM v. Solio and LW Champ Stifled
david and Stifled will be squaring off this weekend in singles action, but one of them will also be challenging for the tag belts! Which pairing is strong enough to survive the chaos and take on Time Egg?

UNDERCARD

Cage Match: Maniac64 v. DpObLiViOn
One of these two will fight Boko at Throwback Throwdown for the MM Title! Who's it gonna be?
(Rules: votes on :x0 count double. Once during the match a competitor may ask to open the door; if that competitor earns 3 votes immediately after this, they win. If not, those votes do not count.)

Challenger Challenge: MajinZidane v. XIII_rocks
Boko is going for the vacant MM Title, and XIII is attempting to reclaim the LW belt from Stifled! Who's ready?

Just a Match: Steinershocker v. Sir Chris
Even the filler match on this card is kinda star-studded!

MODERN WARFARE: Team Strife (Tom, Wigs, Apollo, and UCA Champ King Strife) v. Team ZSig (Tag Champs eaed and Emerald, MoT Luster, and ZSig)
Looks like we're not having Modern Warfare at the PPV after all, so we're just gonna do it on a regular show because that's how we roll! With the HW, Tag, and MoT titles all involved, this is gonna be a big one even if there are no tangible stakes!
(Rules: The match will change based on how much time has elapsed, counting from this post. You may vote every time it changes. Please consult the vote form for details.
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YEAH WE WON THE COIN FLIP VOTE FORM

david/GTM v. Solio/Stifled
Maniac v. Dp
Boko v. XIII
Steiner v. Chris

VOTE BASED ON THE TIME ELASPED SINCE THE INITIAL POST

YOU MAY VOTE ONCE PER SEGMENT

0-6 hours: Tom v. eaed
6-9 hours: Tom/Wigs v. eaed
9-12 hours: Tom/Wigs v. eaed/Emerald
12-15 hours: Tom/Wigs/Apollo v. eaed/Emerald
15-18 hours: Tom/Wigs/Apollo v. eaed/Emerald/Luster
18-21 hours: Tom/Wigs/Apollo/Strife v. eaed/Emerald/Luster
21-24 hours: Tom/Wigs/Apollo/Strife v. eaed/Emerald/Luster/ZSig
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(segments technically start one second after they are listed but mainly just don't be that guy and land right on the line >_>)
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Solio/Stifled
Dp
XIII
Chris

Tom
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Dp
Chris
Tom
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Keep talking, Solio.

Keep pushing my buttons.

At the end of the day it's all about results when it matters. I'll lose every meaningless match for the rest of my career, and it won't mean a thing. Just like a meaningless loss to Boko for a meaningless opportunity to fight for a title I'm not interested in didn't mean a thing. If I don't get to fight for the Tag Titles either? Well, damn, I guess I'll just have to live to fight another day.

Make no mistake, I welcome any and all accolades and titles, and don't for a second think that I'll give anything less than 100 percent when it comes to fighting for and with those titles, but just like you Solio, I've made my rounds, spent my time at every level.

Before you came back I talked about putting myself in meaningful positions, and earning my way back to the Undisputed Title. The latter isn't even close to being on my radar right now, but it doesn't get much more meaningful than a 1 on 1 match at a PPV with real weight to it.

I'm done talking. Done rehashing the same common theme for the fifteenth time. As bored to death as I am listening to you say the same words over and over, I can only imagine what people think about my ideas.

I'll see you at the PPV. Then we can talk about "easy opponents".
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david/GTM
Dp
XIII
Chris

Tom
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Solio/Stifled
Maniac
XIII
Chris

Tom
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David/GTM
Maniac
XIII
Chris
eaed
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I'm ready!
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You give excuses, David! You give excuses for failing! You call your losses meaningless, and your victories meaningful. What happens when I beat you? Is that going to be a "meaningless loss" as well?

You know who doesn't give excuses like you just did? Real champions. They don't need excuses. We don't need to label our results to spin them one way or the other. When a real champion loses, he gets up, accepts the glory of his accomplishments and the humility found in defeat, and continues fighting. There is no "Oh, that didn't mean anything." None of it. Not against Boko, not against anyone.

Listen! Are you listening? One match, David! You get... one match. Only one chance to take down the greatest champion of all time. So, Mr. Money in the Bank, give me your best shot.

Solio/Stifled
Steiner
eaed
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*Strife's music hits WAY earlier than expected. He stops at the rampway and joins the commentary table*

UCA_Michael_Cole: Whoa whoa whoa. For some reason, the Undisputed Champion and King of UCA, Strife is out way early, and is sitting next to us.

Strife: Cole, ask your questions. I have all day. I am cursed to never sleep it seems. My time will come, so until then, I will provide insight into those involved in this match. Just make sure Corey stays inbetween us. Say Vintage once, and I will snap your neck.

UMC: Um...ok. It's currently Tom v. Eaed right now. What strategy do you feel they will employ this early on?

Strife: Eaed has the uncanny ability to perceive the future. It allowed him to forsee the end of one tag title reign with XIII and immediately switch over to Emerald with hardly any problems. Eaed tends to value opportunistic explosive offense, which pays dividends with Emerald's penchant to soak up damage before hot tags. Tom would do well to sidestep power moves in Eaed's arsenal and slow him down with submissions. Eaed will be too concerned with lingering limb damage to anticipate multi-person offense against him.
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Tom/Wigs
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Solio/Stifled
Dp
XIII
Chris
eaed/Emerald
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eaed/emerald
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Tom/Wigs

I think this is the 3rd vote space...I'm finally got some sleep.
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this is indeed the 3rd segment
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Tom/Wigs/Apollo

Strife: You three bozos do not deserve to see this next entrant in the ring. The fact is, none of UCA's superstars can hold a candle to Apollo in terms of pure wrestling talent. Never have, never will, and it is an injustice that I even stand here as King while he exists.

UCA_Corey_Graves: For once, I agree with you. We only have a limited time left to see a man who exemplifies innovation, charisma, and grace inside that wrestling ring. Even as UCA Champion, I understand full well the reason you stand in awe of this man.

UCA_Booker_T: Come off it guys. I mean, sure, this man, he he...he's got skills. I ain't denyin that, but you are the current champ now. Apollo should be the one singin' YOUR praises. He's the one following your lead now.

Strife: Booker, just...just shut up. I am Champion now because I wanted to follow Apollo's example. But it is with heavy grief. Neither Tom nor I deserve anything for failing to ensure HE was to be King for good. I live with the fact that win or lose on Sunday, Apollo will one day come after me, either for my title or for my head. It is a matter of principle. I am not as good as he is, and I never have been. I owe my second career to him anyway, so keep spouting nonsense. It's what you're paid to do. Just be grateful your mouth hasn't gotten you fired.
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eaed/emerald
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Tom/Wigs/Apollo
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Team zsig
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And in a sudden turn of events, before I wage war this weekend with the man who calls himself King, we are all instead waging war now, here on TOMBAT LIVE! Because the UCA didn't just want me to lay the boots to Strife, no no no... they also wanted me to lay the boots of Zero Signal to the asses of three other clowns tonight!

When the timer hits for me, Zero Signal, to come down to my ring and kick people's asses, I'm gonna start by booting Wigs so hard he flies back to the tag team division.

Then I'll boot Tom Bombadil straight back to his office desk where he can worry more about booking a triple threat match between Strife, a BEAR, and a jar of marmalade!

Then I'll boot Apollo so fast that he'll fly 88 miles per hour and go BACK IN TIME to when he was the King of the UCA!

And last but most certainly not least, I'll boot Strife's punk ass out of the ring tonight, but I'm going to save the real beatdown for Throwback; cause when it's all said and done, Strife will get the beating of a lifetime when he loses his title, his crown, and he gets tossed off his throne and into a hospital bed where Nee will be waiting for revenge, because at Throwback, THERE WILL BE...

Crowd: "ZERO TOLERANCE!"

Solio/Stifled
Dp
XIII
Chris

eaed/Emerald/Luster
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eaed/Emerald/Luster
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UMC: We're nearing time for your entry. You've heard ZSig's words in the inset promo. Would you like to use this time for any last words?

Strife: ZSig has no idea what awaits him. Yes, he claims he fights for Nee, but only because I made him do so. I'm sure he believes skill and experience alone will make him championship material. Unfortunately, something he lacks is the understanding that simply fighting to be the best does not cut it. How many superstars claim they are the best? If you aren't after the Undisputed title, you don't belong here. But what separates him from me are intangible things.

I don't fight for just me. After achieving my dreams, I realize what my mission remains: to ensure one person, and one person only takes this from me. I refuse to let anyone else except him take it. No, I will not simply hand this over. He will destroy me, annihilate me, and burn my flesh to ashes.

UCA has been my blessing. You think the man who spent three endless nights against David achieving this goal would simply let you end it for no reason? I fight to see someone else succeed me. That man will NOT be you.

What I will teach you is that whatever you think you know about UCA is short sighted, much like your drive to be the best. You aren't prepared for me, never will be, and will be left alongside Nee, watching the World's End as an invalid.

*Strife takes the headset off and enters the ring*

Tom/Wigs/Apollo/Strife
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eaed/Emerald/Luster
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Eaed Emerald Luster
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*Hits the TIME SHATTERING SPEAR on Strife when he enters the ring *
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Team Tom
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Tom/Wigs/Apollo/Strife
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*Starts getting pulled to the ZSig corner after the spear, but launches Eaed off, and scrambles to Apollo for the hot tag*

Tom/Wigs/Apollo/Strife
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I'M HERE

david/GTM
Maniac
XIII
Steiner
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Eaed team?
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*Strife runs over ZSig with a lariat over the top rope. Wigs and Luster are fighting out in the crowd. Emerald is down in the corner, and Eaed turns around into a Tom Bomb. Apollo is tagged back in, and ascends the top rope to hit a Lunar Landing Moonsault. Emerald tries to break up the pin, but Strife holds onto his leg as Apollo and Tom stay in the ring for the victory.*

Very close one there...12-11 sheesh. I'll handle votals if that's fine with everyone. I'll make sure to double and triple check timing, since it is a screwy match type.
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