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UnfairRepresent
08/29/17 3:05:06 PM
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A fire station chief accidentally sexted a selfie of his erect penis to his entire crew - which included his son - as he tried to send the X-rated snap to his wife , it was claimed.

Grandfather Ian Draper, 60, allegedly sent the smartphone photo using WhatsApp while he was at the station where he is based. His crew of part-time firefighters, including his son Jack, were waiting for him in a briefing room.

They were shocked when the photo popped up on their phones in a group chat on the messaging app, The source told the Sun: “The lads couldn’t believe their eyes but thought it hilarious.”

Mr Draper, a watch manager and roofer in Woodhall Spa, Lincs, was said to have been wearing full emergency gear at the time the photo was taken. A caption attached to the photograph allegedly described himself as "Mr Smooth" and boasted that his penis was "XXL".

He was trying to send the snap to his wife, Sally-Ann, a 58-year-old postmistress.

Lincolnshire Fire and Rescue has said it had launched an investigation.

In June, bosses at Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue launched an investigation after a woman was pictured topless and apparently having sex in a fire engine. The image was reportedly posted on a swingers' website by a man who claimed to be a firefighter seeking sexual partners.


Full Article: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fire-chief-accidentally-sends-photograph-10979212

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Imagine your 60 year old dad dressed as a fireman sending you a pic of his erect cock and bragging about its size...
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TheVipaGTS
08/29/17 3:06:05 PM
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"Accidentally"
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Shadowstrike007
08/29/17 3:06:44 PM
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What's to investigate? Ole boy sent a dick pic and everyone had a quick laugh.
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SageHarpuia
08/29/17 3:07:52 PM
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They will be holding that over him for the rest of his life.
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UnfairRepresent
08/29/17 3:08:21 PM
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Shadowstrike007 posted...
What's to investigate? Ole boy sent a dick pic and everyone had a quick laugh.

CE post
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NeonOctopus
08/29/17 3:08:26 PM
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Blue_Inigo
08/29/17 3:09:05 PM
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Shadowstrike007 posted...
What's to investigate? Ole boy sent a dick pic and everyone had a quick laugh.

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Ivynn
08/29/17 3:09:50 PM
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lmao what is this, the plot to a sitcom?
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08/29/17 3:10:59 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/29/17 3:12:22 PM
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That was no accident
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ManSpread
08/29/17 3:13:09 PM
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BootyGif
08/29/17 3:14:09 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

That's pretty great

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ChromaticAngel
08/29/17 3:16:11 PM
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if I accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole office I probably wouldn't be fired, but might have to quit from embarassment.
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UnfairRepresent
08/29/17 3:16:57 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
if I accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole office I probably wouldn't be fired, but might have to quit from embarassment.

That small eh?
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davyheinz
08/29/17 3:18:28 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
if I accidentally sent a dick pic to the whole office I probably wouldn't be fired, but might have to quit from embarassment.

That small eh?

Still being a contrarian? We all know it's massive as shit.
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Eat More Beef
08/29/17 3:20:41 PM
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Oh man, that's comedy gold. There should be no investigation. Was meant for his wife, wasn't a malicious sending. His ridicule for life is punishment enough.
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CapnMuffin
08/29/17 3:23:07 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Oh man, that's comedy gold. There should be no investigation. Was meant for his wife, wasn't a malicious sending. His ridicule for life is punishment enough.

This really.
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Sativa_Rose
08/29/17 3:24:24 PM
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Accidents happen. Americans need to stop making such a big deal out of this, just have a laugh and move on. No need to try to get someone fired over something like this.
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UnfairRepresent
08/29/17 3:28:37 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Accidents happen. Americans need to stop making such a big deal out of this, just have a laugh and move on. No need to try to get someone fired over something like this.

It happened in England...
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Sir Will
08/29/17 3:29:30 PM
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Shadowstrike007 posted...
What's to investigate? Ole boy sent a dick pic and everyone had a quick laugh.

I guess formally clear him of any harassment stuff. And, right or wrong, doing it while on duty could be an issue.
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Bandit_Keith
08/29/17 3:29:50 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Accidents happen. Americans need to stop making such a big deal out of this, just have a laugh and move on. No need to try to get someone fired over something like this.

Happened in England. The website is English. Americans typically don't call each other "lads".
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Sativa_Rose
08/29/17 3:31:48 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Accidents happen. Americans need to stop making such a big deal out of this, just have a laugh and move on. No need to try to get someone fired over something like this.

Happened in England. The website is English. Americans typically don't call each other "lads".


Oh, okay then. More blood on Blair's hands.
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TheVipaGTS
08/29/17 3:31:49 PM
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Bandit_Keith posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Accidents happen. Americans need to stop making such a big deal out of this, just have a laugh and move on. No need to try to get someone fired over something like this.

Happened in England. The website is English. Americans typically don't call each other "lads".

The ones on Reddit do. Reddit is full of good American sirs, gentlemans and lads!
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Chad-Henne
08/29/17 3:32:40 PM
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UnfairRepresent
08/29/17 3:41:25 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Bandit_Keith posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
Accidents happen. Americans need to stop making such a big deal out of this, just have a laugh and move on. No need to try to get someone fired over something like this.

Happened in England. The website is English. Americans typically don't call each other "lads".

The ones on Reddit do. Reddit is full of good American sirs, gentlemans and lads!

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DirkDiggles
08/29/17 3:45:21 PM
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It was captioned "Son, 30 years and 9 months ago, half of you came from this!"
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UnfairRepresent
08/29/17 3:47:18 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
It was captioned "Son, 30 years and 9 months ago, half of you came from this!"

No it was capationed with him calling himself "Mr Smooth" and boasted that his penis was "XXL".
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FF_Redux
08/29/17 8:29:54 PM
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 2:37:46 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Cute man, I wanna see...

Ewwww
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Zack_Attackv1
08/30/17 2:39:06 AM
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I guess it wasn't the uplifting experience he was looking for.
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YourDrunkFather
08/30/17 2:45:25 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
Cute man, I wanna see...


That's our Redux!
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Jiek_Fafn
08/30/17 3:18:18 AM
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He was trying to send the snap to his wife, Sally-Ann, a 58-year-old postmistress.

I learned a new word today.
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ShinigamiSoul
08/30/17 3:26:46 AM
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Ewww old weiner
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Zeus
08/30/17 3:30:31 AM
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You know, when I read "son" in the title I was assuming he was still a kid and not a grown-ass man >_>

At any rate, technology is confusing for old people.
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MabusIncarnate
08/30/17 3:49:05 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
FF_Redux posted...
Cute man, I wanna see...


That's our Redux!

*laugh track*
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FF_Redux
08/30/17 3:51:47 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Ewww old weiner


It's honestly not that different erect on an old man
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kuwab0
08/30/17 3:58:50 AM
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WafflehouseJK
08/30/17 4:27:18 AM
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He was just teaching the other firefighters how to slide down the Fireman's Pole.
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Deadpool_18
08/30/17 4:31:18 AM
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Reminds me of the episode of The Office when Michael sends that shot of Jan on the beach to the packing department.
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Frosted_Midna
08/30/17 4:36:23 AM
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Legendary kill here!
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 4:52:17 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Ewww old weiner


It's honestly not that different erect on an old man

How the duck do you know?
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 9:51:21 AM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Reminds me of the episode of The Office when Michael sends that shot of Jan on the beach to the packing department.

Except this is real and stranger than fiction
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LIsJustice
08/30/17 9:53:48 AM
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How do you accidentally send a dick pick to lots of people at once?
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Gheb
08/30/17 1:43:28 PM
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LIsJustice posted...
How do you accidentally send a dick pick to lots of people at once?

It says he had a work group chat.

Anyway, I can't imagine what sort of emotions you go through when you come to the realization that you sent a pic like that to all of your coworkers (and son). It's got to be some sort of outrageous combination of disbelief, fear, and embarrassment.
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UnfairRepresent
08/30/17 2:54:59 PM
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Gheb posted...
LIsJustice posted...
How do you accidentally send a dick pick to lots of people at once?

It says he had a work group chat.

Anyway, I can't imagine what sort of emotions you go through when you come to the realization that you sent a pic like that to all of your coworkers (and son). It's got to be some sort of outrageous combination of disbelief, fear, and embarrassment.

So kinda like the feeling when Donald Trump became president?
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