Board 8 > If you got paid $50 each time you pooped

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CaptainOfCrush 08/25/17 10:49:35 AM #1:	If I got paid $50 each time I pooped I would make no changes to my lifestyle to take advantage of this I wouldn't quit my job, but I would try to poop more on the side I'd quit my job and adjust my diet so I can make enough off my poop money I'd quit my job but wouldn't adjust my diet or anything. Probably still make enough to live on. View Results And no cheating the system by taking half a poop, wiping, and coming back five minutes later. Normal poops only. --- Yoblazer http://i.imgur.com/gByqgPg.gif <cite>CaptainOfCrush posted [p:885422208] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote> If I got paid $50 each time I pooped I would make no changes to my lifestyle to take advantage of this I wouldn't quit my job, but I would try to poop more on the side I'd quit my job and adjust my diet so I can make enough off my poop money I'd quit my job but wouldn't adjust my diet or anything. Probably still make enough to live on. View Results And no cheating the system by taking half a poop, wiping, and coming back five minutes later. Normal poops only.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 08/25/17 10:53:11 AM #2:	It seems like I've been developing some lactose intolerance the last few years, but if this was the case, I think I'd be consuming more dairy. >_> --- BK_Sheikah? More like BYIG_Sheikah. http://i.imgur.com/gw03gl7.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 102 <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:885422362] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote>It seems like I've been developing some lactose intolerance the last few years, but if this was the case, I think I'd be consuming more dairy. >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emeraldegg 08/25/17 10:55:07 AM #3:	I poop at least 2x a day. So that's $100/day minimum. x30 days = $3,000/mon, x12 months = $36,000/yr. Good enough for me. --- I'm a greener egg than the eggs from dr. seuss <cite>Emeraldegg posted [p:885422447] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote>I poop at least 2x a day. So that's $100/day minimum. x30 days = $3,000/mon, x12 months = $36,000/yr. Good enough for me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JetJaguar 08/25/17 10:57:31 AM #4:	Lots of fiber and lots of protein so I poop a ton already. I wouldn't change my life at all and enjoy the extra thousand bucks a week. --- TimJab - Your 2017 User of the Year! <cite>JetJaguar posted [p:885422545] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote>Lots of fiber and lots of protein so I poop a ton already. I wouldn't change my life at all and enjoy the extra thousand bucks a week.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 08/25/17 11:00:29 AM #5:	I mostly go at work, so I'd make no changes. Just save up and retire earlier. --- Ulti was right <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:885422683] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote>I mostly go at work, so I'd make no changes. Just save up and retire earlier.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark Young Link 08/25/17 11:15:55 AM #6:	Maybe I eat more fiber, but that's about it. --- http://i.imgur.com/gOGzcN4.gif DYL <cite>Dark Young Link posted [p:885423389] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote>Maybe I eat more fiber, but that's about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Logicblade 08/25/17 11:20:49 AM #7:	I poop at least once a day so that's pretty good supplemental income. --- Spare me your obsolete empathy The voice of sympathy means nothing to me <cite>Logicblade posted [p:885423631] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote>I poop at least once a day so that's pretty good supplemental income.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0r0n 08/25/17 11:26:15 AM #8:	CaptainOfCrush posted... And no cheating the system by taking half a poop, wiping, and coming back five minutes later. Normal poops only. That's way too arbitrary --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 <cite>foolm0r0n posted [p:885423849] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote><cite>CaptainOfCrush posted...</cite> <quote>And no cheating the system by taking half a poop, wiping, and coming back five minutes later. Normal poops only.</quote> That's way too arbitrary</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfitProphet 08/25/17 11:47:43 AM #9:	So how's the weed out in Nevada? --- Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays. http://i.imgur.com/SPJAEN5.jpg <cite>ProfitProphet posted [p:885424860] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote>So how's the weed out in Nevada?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
velocycloraptor 08/25/17 11:51:55 AM #10:	i would live a life of utter and complete decadence, wiping my own ass with 1 dollar bills <cite>velocycloraptor posted [p:885425075] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote>i would live a life of utter and complete decadence, wiping my own ass with 1 dollar bills</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroSignal620 08/25/17 12:07:59 PM #11:	JetJaguar posted... Lots of fiber and lots of protein so I poop a ton already. I wouldn't change my life at all and enjoy the extra thousand bucks a week. What he said. --- Formerly known as Raven 2, currently losing to BKSheikah http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/ZeroSignal620.png <cite>ZeroSignal620 posted [p:885425881] in If you got... [t:75706990]...</cite> <quote><cite>JetJaguar posted...</cite> <quote>Lots of fiber and lots of protein so I poop a ton already. I wouldn't change my life at all and enjoy the extra thousand bucks a week.</quote> What he said.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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