If you got paid $50 each time you pooped

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CaptainOfCrush
08/25/2017
10:49 AM
#1
If I got paid $50 each time I pooped




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And no cheating the system by taking half a poop, wiping, and coming back five minutes later. Normal poops only.
Yoblazer
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mnkboy907
08/25/2017
10:53 AM
#2
It seems like I've been developing some lactose intolerance the last few years, but if this was the case, I think I'd be consuming more dairy. >_>
BK_Sheikah ? More like BYIG_Sheikah.
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Emeraldegg
08/25/2017
10:55 AM
#3
I poop at least 2x a day. So that's $100/day minimum. x30 days = $3,000/mon, x12 months = $36,000/yr. Good enough for me.
I'm a greener egg than the eggs from dr. seuss
JetJaguar
08/25/2017
10:57 AM
#4
Lots of fiber and lots of protein so I poop a ton already. I wouldn't change my life at all and enjoy the extra thousand bucks a week.
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EndOfDiscOne
08/25/2017
11:00 AM
#5
I mostly go at work, so I'd make no changes. Just save up and retire earlier.
Ulti was right
Dark Young Link
08/25/2017
11:15 AM
#6
Maybe I eat more fiber, but that's about it.
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DYL
Logicblade
08/25/2017
11:20 AM
#7
I poop at least once a day so that's pretty good supplemental income.
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foolm0r0n
08/25/2017
11:26 AM
#8
CaptainOfCrush posted...
And no cheating the system by taking half a poop, wiping, and coming back five minutes later. Normal poops only.

That's way too arbitrary
_foolmo_
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ProfitProphet
08/25/2017
11:47 AM
#9
So how's the weed out in Nevada?
Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays.
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velocycloraptor
08/25/2017
11:51 AM
#10
i would live a life of utter and complete decadence, wiping my own ass with 1 dollar bills
ZeroSignal620
08/25/2017
12:07 PM
#11
JetJaguar posted...
Lots of fiber and lots of protein so I poop a ton already. I wouldn't change my life at all and enjoy the extra thousand bucks a week.


What he said.
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