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Perascamin 08/23/17 8:44:06 PM #1:	When you take a dump, do you tuck your junk into the lid of the toilet? Yes, I tuck my weiner into the toilet seat No, I flop my balls on top of the toilet seat View Results As most men know, sitting on the toilet to take a dump presents a particularly male problem in the bathroom--what to do with your dick and balls. I personally tuck my sausage into the seat lid (at home) so that way when I squirt out the uglies the porcelain throne will also catch my lemonade. However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me. --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:885332961] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote> When you take a dump, do you tuck your junk into the lid of the toilet? Yes, I tuck my weiner into the toilet seat No, I flop my balls on top of the toilet seat View Results As most men know, sitting on the toilet to take a dump presents a particularly male problem in the bathroom--what to do with your dick and balls. I personally tuck my sausage into the seat lid (at home) so that way when I squirt out the uglies the porcelain throne will also catch my lemonade. However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 08/23/17 8:44:47 PM #2:	I just throw it over my shoulder. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:885332988] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>I just throw it over my shoulder.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 08/23/17 8:46:11 PM #3:	Won't you pee either way --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/Sh3lG7g.jpg http://gamefaqs.com/boards/1377 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:885333045] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>Won't you pee either way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 08/23/17 8:46:20 PM #4:	Perascamin posted... However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me. Literally never heard anyone doing that, ever. --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:885333053] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote><cite>Perascamin posted...</cite> <quote>However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me.</quote> Literally never heard anyone doing that, ever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
therin_lews_kin 08/23/17 8:48:26 PM #5:	gmanthebest posted... Perascamin posted... However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me. Literally never heard anyone doing that, ever. us lumberjacks have been log-splitting for generations --- http://i.imgtc.com/j3yEe8G.gif <cite>therin_lews_kin posted [p:885333145] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote><cite>gmanthebest posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Perascamin posted...</cite> <quote>However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me.</quote> Literally never heard anyone doing that, ever.</quote> us lumberjacks have been log-splitting for generations</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 08/23/17 8:49:24 PM #6:	Is this an ass-bleach thing? --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:885333189] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>Is this an ass-bleach thing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 08/23/17 8:50:12 PM #7:	gmanthebest posted... Perascamin posted... However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me. Literally never heard anyone doing that, ever. I had this conversation in depth before with some guys in real life, and there definitely are people out there who get some sort of sick pleasure out of standing up to wipe and then turning around to break their logs with their pressure washer. I had a brother ((formerly, disowned)) that does this thing and why, it just makes me sicktomystomach! --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:885333223] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote><cite>gmanthebest posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Perascamin posted...</cite> <quote>However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me.</quote> Literally never heard anyone doing that, ever.</quote> I had this conversation in depth before with some guys in real life, and there definitely are people out there who get some sort of sick pleasure out of standing up to wipe and then turning around to break their logs with their pressure washer. I had a brother ((formerly, disowned)) that does this thing and why, it just makes me sicktomystomach!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 08/23/17 8:50:48 PM #8:	therin_lews_kin posted... gmanthebest posted... Perascamin posted... However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me. Literally never heard anyone doing that, ever. us lumberjacks have been log-splitting for generations Here is one of their kind now... --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:885333256] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote><cite>therin_lews_kin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gmanthebest posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Perascamin posted...</cite> <quote>However, I know that some people in this world will hold their water warming liquid inside of them and then stand to let it out over their logs, which means they let their family jewels rest on top of the toilet seat which seems nastier to me.</quote> Literally never heard anyone doing that, ever.</quote> us lumberjacks have been log-splitting for generations</quote> Here is one of their kind now...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 08/23/17 9:47:47 PM #9:	Justice bump --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:885336126] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>Justice bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 08/23/17 9:49:18 PM #10:	deupd_u posted... I just throw it over my shoulder. this. sometimes I'll wrap it around my waist --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:885336196] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote><cite>deupd_u posted...</cite> <quote>I just throw it over my shoulder.</quote> this. sometimes I'll wrap it around my waist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
2SweetforTurtle 08/23/17 9:52:21 PM #11:	If I'm shitting and also want to piss, when I piss I'll tuck it in. If I'm not pissing, my balls just rest on the lid. Apparently that's not normal? Or was the question asking if I wait and piss standing up? --- Slow and steady wins the race <cite>2SweetforTurtle posted [p:885336351] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>If I'm shitting and also want to piss, when I piss I'll tuck it in. If I'm not pissing, my balls just rest on the lid. Apparently that's not normal? Or was the question asking if I wait and piss standing up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 08/23/17 9:53:13 PM #12:	option two is a thing? --- http://i.imgur.com/dL319hV.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qzEHw.gifv <cite>boxington posted [p:885336401] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>option two is a thing?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 08/23/17 9:53:22 PM #13:	marked for SEXISM --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:885336404] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>marked for SEXISM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 08/23/17 9:54:10 PM #14:	Harpie posted... marked for SEXISM If you want to be part of the conversation, wear a strap on. --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:885336441] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote><cite>Harpie posted...</cite> <quote>marked for SEXISM</quote> If you want to be part of the conversation, wear a strap on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 08/23/17 9:55:31 PM #16:	Do you have a dong Harpie? I can't remember. --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:885336500] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>Do you have a dong Harpie? I can't remember.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 08/23/17 9:55:57 PM #17:	depends on the water level --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:885336519] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>depends on the water level</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 08/23/17 10:16:44 PM #18:	Sativa_Rose posted... Do you have a dong Harpie? I can't remember. Nah --- hi there :3 1264-1315-8952 \| Anna <cite>Harpie posted [p:885337550] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>Do you have a dong Harpie? I can't remember.</quote> Nah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 08/23/17 10:22:25 PM #19:	aight well you can still find some interesting ways to pee I am sure --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:885337865] in POLL FOR M... [t:75702033]...</cite> <quote>aight well you can still find some interesting ways to pee I am sure</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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