Current Events > PornHub study shows millennials uninterested in tiddies unless they're fake.

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Somewhat NSFW: https://melmagazine.com/amp/p/d2f7ab97e9f6

"Despite claims that millennials are weak, both mentally and physically, they have proven themselves to be coldly efficient assassins. In short time, they’ve laid waste to an array of cherished cultural institutions, including marriage, homeownership and J. Crew (to name just a few).

Now you can add boobs to that list. Millennials are killing boobs, too. Or at the very least, they’re far less interested in them than previous generations, according to data provided by Pornhub.

Last week, British tabloid The Sun announced that after a long hiatus, large breasts were, in fact, making a comeback, thus ending our long international nightmare. The article cites the preponderance of cleavage that has been appearing on red carpets lately, and the popularity of “glitterboobs,” or women with bedazzled chests, at this year’s Glastonbury music festival in England.

Alas, this entirely anecdotal trend piece doesn’t coincide with the data released yesterday by Pornhub, the world’s largest porn site, which shows that large breasts are waning in popularity relative to small breasts, and that millennial porn viewers are relatively unsinterested in breasts altogether.

Regarding the former, searches for both large and small breasts spiked in spring 2014, but searches for large breasts have tapered off in the past two years, relatively speaking, while the comparative number of searches for small breasts has risen.



Fake and natural breasts searches have experienced a similar trajectory, with fake breasts waning in relative popularity, while searches for natural breasts remain higher than average.


It’s tempting to say this is a function of more women watching porn, and that these female viewers have fundamentally different porn consumption habits with respect to breast size, but the data don’t bear that out. In what will come as a shock to absolutely no one, men are disproportionately interested in breasts, particularly large ones. They’re 32 percent more likely to search for breast-related terms, in general, and 64 percent more likely to search for large-breasted women.

But men are also 183 percent more likely to search for small breasts than women, meaning the boom in small busts is driven by men.

Not millennial men, though. In the latest sign that millennial dudes are markedly different from their fathers’ generation, the Pornhub data shows that “millennials between the ages of 18 to 34 are far less likely to search for both big or small breasts compared to most age groups over the age of 35.”


Millennial Pornhub users are also more interested in fake breasts than their older male counterparts, refuting that idea that millennial men are woke baes more interested in natural beauty and changing body image standards for the better. If anything, the data suggest that there are more and more dirty old men logging on to get off, and that they’re the ones with a more enlightened view of the female form.


“Could it be that millennials aren’t into breasts because, simply, they like big butts and cannot lie?” jokes Pornhub VP Corey Price.

“It’s not our job to speculate,” he continues, turning serious, “but rather provide compelling data for our fans to digest and draw their own inferences from. What I can say for certain is that people have an eclectic taste when it comes to their porn consumption. Everyone has their own preference. What might be a turnoff for someone, might be a turn-on for someone else. That, in an essence, is the beauty of porn.”
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Not true. Fake boobs are the worst.
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Millenials can't even have a porn account so how do we know it's them

Wtf no, dis has gone too far
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JimmyJumper6 posted...

Millenials can't even have a porn account so how do we know it's them

I do hope this is satire.
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Glad I'm not a millenial them. I love me some tigole bitties.
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Who the hell cares?
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JimmyJumper6 posted...

Millenials can't even have a porn account so how do we know it's them

What do you mean?
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I do notice that dudes here generally have a strong dislike for fake boobs
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FUCKlNG MILLENIALS
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I'm an ass man now and forever, I enjoy boobs of any size as long as they have a nice shape to them.

clearaflagrantj posted...

I'm an ass man now and forever, I enjoy boobs of any size as long as they have a nice shape to them.

Daas it mane. Daas it
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MetaMajik posted...

refuting that idea that millennial men are woke baes more interested in natural beauty and changing body image standards for the better.

rofl
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I don't care if they are fake
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Seems like bad science to assume that, because people are not specifically searching for breasts on a porn site, it means theyre not interested in them. >_>

Imagine someone going, "Man, this Japanese Hypnosis Petplay Fetish porn is super hot, but the tit are too big!"
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Aren't millenials comprised within the age 21-30 demographic? So this sounds like bs, adults know ass and thighs > boobs
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Am I a millennial if I like real anime tiddies?
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Fake boobs suck so much. I like flesh not plastic

Who tf goes onto a porn site and searches "tits" at all, unless you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the service?
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boobs are literally for kids. They do absolutely nothing for me. You got a tight tummy and nice legs then you got all I'm looking for.
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I like natural breasts a lot more than fakes. You know who really liked fake breasts? Fucking old pervs like Hugh Hefner, virtually every girl in Playboy had huge fake silicon breasts for years.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Who the hell cares?

TC you might wanna delete this topic. You get modded for saying a porn site name. I got modded for saying that one site that starts with a B.
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WTF is this shit. Milennials fucking up. Big natural titties are the best. Fake boobs look hella weird sometimes >_>
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Wow surprised this topic is still here.

Real tits or bust though, fake tits do nothing for me.
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People take their porn way too seriously.
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thanosibe posted...

People take their porn way too seriously.

This isn't just about the porn, this is about the very foundation of America!
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MetaMajik posted...

glitterboobs

Wait, really?

JimmyJumper6 posted...

Millenials can't even have a porn account so how do we know it's them

I guarantee that you're a millennial.
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not a fan of fake boobs or overly enormous boobs.
Average or small boobs are fine to me.
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Veggeta_MAX posted...

TC you might wanna delete this topic. You get modded for saying a porn site name. I got modded for saying that one site that starts with a B.

I made a topic a few weeks ago about the Russian metalcore band "Shredding Brazzers", whose entire schtick is basing their music around porn and was fine.

No one was snagged when PornHub tweeted Justin Beiber about "Latina porn" after Gomez dumped him and CE lost their shit.

Mods are just inconsistent as shit.
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Veggeta_MAX posted...

TC you might wanna delete this topic. You get modded for saying a porn site name. I got modded for saying that one site that starts with a B.

I am not able to delete it so -shurg- wasn't aware there was such a big deal about posting a porn site name given all the nearly nude pictures I see on this board.
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MetaMajik posted...

Veggeta_MAX posted...

TC you might wanna delete this topic. You get modded for saying a porn site name. I got modded for saying that one site that starts with a B.

I am not able to delete it so -shurg- wasn't aware there was such a big deal about posting a porn site name given all the nearly nude pictures I see on this board.

Look down there, at the very bottom of this very page:

© 2017 CBS Interactive Inc. All rights reserved.

No idea what that has to do with anything.
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MetaMajik posted...

No idea what that has to do with anything.

CBS doesn't want to deal with "local mom is outraged when a CBS-owned videogame site led her son to porn!"

It's true. I am a millennial and I love big, fake spherical boobies
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Questionmarktarius posted...

MetaMajik posted...

No idea what that has to do with anything.

CBS doesn't want to deal with "local mom is outraged when a CBS-owned videogame site led her son to porn!"

So the mere mention of a porn site is a no-no, but posting sexually suggestive images is a-okay.

Makes sense. Oh well, if I get modded for it I get modded for it.
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lilORANG posted...

boobs are literally for kids. They do absolutely nothing for me. You got a tight tummy and nice legs then you got all I'm looking for.

Two words: nursing fetish
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MetaMajik posted...

So the mere mention of a porn site is a no-no, but posting sexually suggestive images is a-okay.

Yes, so long as genitals and (currently-) female nipples are hidden.
Don't try to make sense out of weird American morality.

I like natural boobs. Perky. Doesn't matter how big or small they are as long as they are perky.

Also more of a legs and ass man anyway
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Fake tits suck, you'd think they would have improved by now.

NepGear462 posted...

Fake tits suck, you'd think they would have improved by now.

They did, but those ridiculously cartoony polypropylene implants were banned for some reason.

NepGear462 posted...

Fake tits suck, you'd think they would have improved by now.

That's why they got them enhanced, buddy

And not for your enjoyment but because girls actually like feeling good about themselves
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Questionmarktarius posted...

NepGear462 posted...

Fake tits suck, you'd think they would have improved by now.

They did, but those ridiculously cartoony polypropylene implants were banned for some reason.

;-; if only I'd been born a few decades sooner
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Fake boobs look terrible. Better off flat chested than with floatation devices inserted in your chest
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Millennials are the worst