Board 8 > B8UCA presents Wednesday Night Ruin ft. Challengers announce! Thy Kingdom Come??

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MAIN EVENT
Challengers revealed!
Tonight we will find out who will be in the title matches for Champions and Challengers! We already know that david will face off against Strife and the Kingdom will face off against the Empire! Tonight we will hear challengers named by our other champions and the third nominees from our administration.

The challenged vs the champions King Strife2/Shaduln/StifledSilence vs davidpointe/Apollo_Phoenix/StifledSilence
In prep for this sunday, we will see some of the champions face off against some of the already named challengers. Which also means Strife facing off against the Kingdom against his own will.

Melee Mayhem Practice! DP vs ???? vs ????
Everyone needs practice DP! So tonight you will face two random opponents in a random match! The match is a … TLC Match! The opponents will be revealed in the vote form.

Four votes in a row to win; otherwise, votes with a message ID ending in 0 count triple and chairs match rules also apply where two votes to grab the chair, at which point your votes count double until the opponent gets two votes to take the chair back.

Undercard


Test of Stength! eaedwards6400 vs ZeroSignal620
It has been quite awhile since I have been in a singles match! Tonight I am gonna test my strength against a man who has been doing well since his return, Zsig.


LOSER FACES THE JESTER! GTM vs Stevie3V
These guys haven’t really been on a tear recently… So the loser faces Machete guy for Jester at Champions and Challengers.


Random LW Match! Boko vs XIII_Rocks
Both have been on a tear recently. Therefore, let’s see how they do against each other!

More Mayhem! Tag Team Edition LusterSoldier/EmeraldEgg vs eddv/Solioxrz362
Nothing says eaed booking like an old fashioned random bedfellows match!

Announcements to come Vote Form
Strife/Shad/Stifled vs david/Apollo/Tom
TLC Match: DP vs Maniac vs CPU
ZSig vs eaed
GTM vs Stevie
Boko vs XIII
Luster/Emerald vs eddv/Solio
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@davidponte
@Apollo_Phoenix
@StifledSilence
@ZeroSignal620
@DpObliVion
@Strife2
@XIII_rocks
@Emeraldegg
@IhatethisCPU
@Tom_Bombadil
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@WiggumFan267
@MajinZidane
@greengravy294
@LusterSoldier
@Solioxrz362
@Stevie3V
@Maniac64
@Eddv
@GTM
@ImTheMacheteGuy
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@Shaduln
@DoomTheGyarados
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REMINDER TO ALL CHAMPIONS THAT CHALLENGERS ARE DUE

caps
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The Zero Signal return tour continues on tonight folks! Upon kicking the Broken Raven's ass all over Summer Spectacular, I, Zero Signal, have responded with further ass kickings against the recently retired Sultan of Slam, the recently returned Sir Chris, Wiggum Fan, and then recently I traveled to Middle Earth to suplex Tom Bombadil into a pile of hobbits! Tonight, I take on a fair adversary in Eaedwards, and once I beat him, I will go on to win whatever title match I am given, and I will become either the next Undisputed Champion, the Melee Mayhem Champion, the Master of Taybles, the winner of the ARMBAR, the WCW Television Champion, or I'll break into the UCA Museum Nicolas Cage style and steal the coveted IM title, the choices are endless!

Strife/Shad/Stifled
TLC Match: DP
ZSig
GTM
XIII
eddv/Solio
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david/Apollo/Tom
Dp
Zsig
GTM
Bok
Luster/Emerald
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FOREVER MAY OUR WILL BE DONE
TLC Match: CPU
eaed
GTM
Boko
eddv/Solio
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david/Apollo/Tom
DP
Zsig
GTM
XIII
Luster/Emerald
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Announcement coming in approximately 5 hours.
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*Stands on the ring apron leery, staring a hole through Apollo, waiting to see what he does. Tom takes control of Shad with a Tombolo Punch*

CPU
ZSig
GTM
XIII
Luster/Emerald
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david/Apollo/Tom
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ZSig
GTM
XIII
Luster/Emerald
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Whatever, I'll vote now.

Dp
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I teamed with The Raven. I beat the old ZeroSignal. I beat the Broken Raven.

No matter what the personality or what the situation, we have a great respect for each other and I enjoy being in the ring with him. Now ZeroSignal has put his darkness behind him and is having a resurgence. He's shown over the history of the UCA and in recent times that he is a worthy competitor.

I choose ZeroSignal. We will have a great match. I will beat him again. We'll go out for beers afterwards and reminisce on our time as the UCA draws nearer to a close. Then maybe do it all over again.
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I CHOOSE
bokbokbokbokbokbokbobkobkobkobk
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*insists on tagging david whenever Strife comes in*

*ponders Stifled's listing on both teams*
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I am everywhere and yet I am nowhere.

The Empire of Silence feat. Strife
CPU
ZSig
GTM
XIII
Luster/Emerald
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Oops. Sorry Tom!
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I was going to make an announcement that I needed time off to come up with a killer special move to help get me back into it but SCREW THAT. It's time to unveil THE SCRAMBLER.

Emerald uses a nekodamashi (look it up if you're unaware) on eddv, and swivels behind him. Upon doing so, he claps his hands upon eddv's ears, disorienting him. Eddv is reeling, but emerald continues the attack by grabbing eddv's arms, and sweeping his feet from under him. As eddv descends, Emerald moves both his arms to the falling side of eddv and rises up, as if lifting a heavy load, causing eddv to spin around quickly while descending. Eddv lands on his face, completely out of it from the flurry of disorienting maneuvers his body has undergone

I have no idea how this is going to go over, I typically have a very terrible sense about what is "over" with the crowd. It's not meant to be like a finisher, more a setup to damage the opponent and gain the advantage. Feel free to chime in on how this makes you feel, just trying to evolve my character in some fashion
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Sounds like boxing his ears, hitting a legsweep into a release back suplex

Ow...
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Is something wrong with it as is? Not realistic? Too damaging? I don't know what a release back suplex is
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It's perfect.
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Hmmmmm...
TLC Match: CPU
eaed
Stevie
XIII
Luster/Emerald
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davidponte posted...

Announcement coming in approximately 5 hours.

When I said 5 hours I meant tomorrow afternoon!
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Up
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I'm here today, on this great edition of RUIN, to talk, to address, and to make a statement.

For what feels like the fifteenth time, I'll explain that there's no secret that CPU and I need to finish things. Two weeks ago, I made sure to let it be known that my focus was squarely on a potential upcoming battle with him, and it still is. In response, I got a confusing mess as usual, but a message was clear.

IhatethisCPU posted...

That being said... *He turns around to stare down at david.* You don't care about that, do you? ...Of course you don't, you're just going to be confused in your next promo, without commenting on a damn thing your opponent said or did, as you always do, so I'm going to make this simple for you.

I don't comment on what my opponents say? I don't care about anything?

You know what? You're damn right.

I care about my reign. I care about the UCA. I care about the fans, and putting on a good show. What I don't care about is you. Or SSW. Or whatever robot or android or any bullshit you throw at me. I'm tired of hearing the drivel come out of your mouth, or your supervisors mouth, or anyone's mouth who represents you. I'm tired of fake obstacles coming between you and I. I want the real CPU.

I'm responding to you now, CPU? Are you happy?

I'm not confused about what you say. I'm confused that you won't just fight me and finish this nonsense like I want to. We've come to the point where there's nothing I can say that I haven't said three times already in order to prolong this to a point where you and I can fight. Hell, I'm willing to bet there's a portion of people here who don't even know why we're at odds at this point.

But I do. I have nothing left to say about the SSW, or any of that. As far as I'm concerned, this is David and CPU.
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Which brings us to the next order of business.

See, CPU, you can't always get what you want, and that goes both ways. If it were up to me, this would have been settled a long time ago, in a one on one match, no distractions, and I'm sure if it were up to you, you'd rather not be here at all, not fighting me, not finishing this. But you're here, and we will.

However, I thought I'd tie this whole thing up in a neat little bow. I've got some contractual obligations to fill out as Undisputed Champion, and you've got an extreme hatred for titles. The way I see it, I can play on both of those things at once.

What I'm trying to say, is, that I am officially choosing CPU as my other opponent at Champions and Challengers!

Did you want a one on one match? Too bad. No title to get in the way? Tough luck. You've made me sit through your bullshit, and your company’s bullshit, so now you'll have to sift through mine if you want to finish this.

The way I see it, you're doomed to misery either way. What'll likely happen is I'll emerge victorious, both defending my title and finally dealing with you. What could also happen, although highly unlikely, is that you somehow come out with a victory, in which case you'll be forced to wear the Undisputed title around your waist.

I look forward to Champions and Challengers. See you there.
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There is, of course, a third outcome to that match.

I haven't forgotten about you, Strife. I mean, how could I, after what you just put me through?

You and I fought, physically and mentally, you played with my mind, and I became, even for just a moment, a person I did not want to become. You put me through Hell and back, you dragged past demons to the surface, reminded me of successes and failures, and, when possible, you took away much of what I've worked so hard for.

And yet, despite that, I came out with a win, barely. We could have run that match back and I'd be the least surprised person if the result turned out differently, but it didn't, and here we are.

Except, this isn't the same match. You know, you're all about chaos, aren't you Strife? About the unexpected, the mysterious. Well, I've added some chaos into our match this time. Sure you can focus on me, just as CPU probably wants to, but at the end of the day there are three men in this match, three physical beings, and three minds to deal with.

I'm not distracted, not yet. I've got CPU and you to deal with, but everyone in this match has two people to deal with. You both are just as alone as I am. There is no advantage.

The situation is a little different now, isn't it? I continue to ask myself, have I learned from our last match? Am I more mentally capable after what you put me through? Hard to say really, and if I'm being honest, probably not. But I do know now, that even through it all, there is hope for perseverance just as I did on that day a few weeks ago. So test me Strife, mentally, physically, however you see fit, because, yeah, it'll get to me, it'll weaken me, it'll screw with my head. And, yeah, it might change the tide of war, it might be enough for you to get one over on me, and become champion. All I know is that I'm ready. Ready for you, ready for chaos, and ready to go through hell one more time.
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david/Apollo/Tom
DP
ZSig
GTM
XIII
Luster/Emerald
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The title matchs are beginning to round out.

David chose to face CPU. The administration, picked Strife. For the undisputed championship, it will be david vs CPU vs Strife!

For the Melee Mayhem title, DP selected the man who he felt was the best in the available field. DP will face, Zerosignal! For the administration, we decided to select our contender in the most Melee Mayhem way possible. Random.org. The third member of the match will be the Director of Fun himself, Maniac64!
http://imgur.com/a/MijTw

Finally, for the LW title, Wigs selected the legend himself BOKO! I, for one, will throw a bone to my tag team partner and allow him to be in this fantastic match, XIII will be the administration's pick.

The team for the tag team titles will be determined on combat!

Finally, my announcement for the Master of Taybles title. Everyone who is on the active roster and not booked will participate in a match for the Master of Taybles title. The match will be revealed at the PPV!
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OH BABY

Surely that is the most high-powered LW title match of all time?!
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I will get results tonight
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