Poll of the Day > can't believe anna faris and chris pratt are divorcing

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Jen0125
08/07/17 2:14:59 PM
#51:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
Noooooooo! Love is a lie.



i know. i'm just gonna break up with my boyfriend right now over text message ;_;
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JanwayDaahl
08/07/17 2:24:40 PM
#52:


Are people actually surprised by this? Women who are glorified, such as celebrities, have massive egos. Add to this that she has probably had sex with numerous men before marriage, and you have a recipe for disaster.
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RCtheWSBC
08/07/17 2:27:10 PM
#53:


I hear that 100% of women who ever had sex never get married
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green dragon
08/07/17 2:43:31 PM
#54:


The only reasons why I care is that they are both from the Seattle area, and they both seem like genuine, nice people.
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Doctor Foxx
08/07/17 2:44:24 PM
#55:


RCtheWSBC posted...
I hear that 100% of women who ever had sex never get married

100% end up dead
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ZiggiStardust
08/07/17 2:44:39 PM
#56:


RCtheWSBC posted...
I hear that 100% of women who ever had sex never get married

i can confirm this, ok?
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RCtheWSBC
08/07/17 2:46:22 PM
#57:


Doctor Foxx posted...
100% end up dead

ZiggiStardust posted...
i can confirm this, ok?

It's a scary world out there for feeeeeemales
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Jiggy101011
08/07/17 2:57:05 PM
#58:


Jennifer Lawrence probably got in the way.
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SmokeMassTree2
08/07/17 3:31:34 PM
#59:


He's wayyyyy too good looking for her anyway.
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Jen0125
08/07/17 3:32:58 PM
#60:


SmokeMassTree2 posted...
He's wayyyyy too good looking for her anyway.


he's was fat sloppy chris pratt when they got married
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wolfy42
08/07/17 3:35:05 PM
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I saw this and was not sad. I don't think she's good enough for him. I have no freaking clue what caused the breakup (don't care enough to find out, maybe he was even a jerk...but I doubt it), but I like Chris Pratt, and never really liked Anna ferris. I watched that show "MoM" with my wife but only cause she liked it.

Meanwhile Chris was awesome in P&RR, and of course totally rocks it in the guardians of the galaxy movies.Also seems to be a genius nice guy in real life.

Anna may be a saint, but I find her vaguely annoying for some reason, not probably her fault, but doesn't change how I feel.

I was really ad about the whole Jen & Ben breakup though, I think Garner is a cutie, but I like Ben as well.

Oh well, love does exist, just not in hollywood.
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SmokeMassTree2
08/07/17 3:35:48 PM
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Even fat sloppy Chris was a funny dude.

Anna is just used up trashy looking.
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Mead
08/07/17 3:39:56 PM
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I blame it on Pratt selfishly spending so much time in space with other women
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Jen0125
08/07/17 3:40:01 PM
#65:


SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Even fat sloppy Chris was a funny dude.

Anna is just used up trashy looking.


idk they both seem like funny people with decent personalities

so i can't really judge as i don't know them
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Melon_Master
08/07/17 3:57:02 PM
#66:


TheWorstPoster posted...
What else is there to do?

ZiggiStardust posted...
Jen0125 posted...
you could get a job

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Troll_Police_
08/07/17 5:08:05 PM
#67:


i like him as an actor. funny guy, seems generally decent, but i can also see how nonstop dick and fart jokes would get old after a while.
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SmokeMassTree2
08/07/17 5:20:52 PM
#68:


Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree2 posted...
Even fat sloppy Chris was a funny dude.

Anna is just used up trashy looking.


idk they both seem like funny people with decent personalities

so i can't really judge as i don't know them


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Jen0125
08/07/17 5:22:35 PM
#69:


i disagree
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acesxhigh
08/07/17 5:33:25 PM
#70:


Jen0125 posted...
love is a fucking lie

only when you turn 40
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SmokeMassTree2
08/07/17 5:35:11 PM
#71:


What is she funny in
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Jen0125
08/07/17 5:36:01 PM
#72:


real life

the first couple scary movies
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SmokeMassTree2
08/07/17 5:37:44 PM
#73:


Idk I've never met her

I disagree about the scary movies tho. She was overacting wayyyyyyyy too much
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acesxhigh
08/07/17 5:51:49 PM
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SmokeMassTree2 posted...
What is she funny in

house bunny? been a while sinc ei've seen that movie but i think it was okay
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Melon_Master
08/07/17 7:26:14 PM
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SmokeMassTree2 posted...
I disagree about the scary movies tho. She was overacting wayyyyyyyy too much

Um, I think that was the point..
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DirtBasedSoap
08/07/17 8:14:21 PM
#77:


TheWorstPoster posted...
InfestedAdam posted...
To be fair to anyone, it is good to be aware of what is going on around your community, state, country, world, etc but at the same time there is nothing any of us average Joe/Jane can do about certain events.


Yet, there are idiots everywhere crying and bitching about this non-story, claiming that they could have saved this marriage, and how it is the worst day of their life, with them not realizing that celebrities divorce all the time, and that this marriage never affected them in any way, shape, or form, at all.

the only one who seems the most upset is you
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Syntheticon
08/07/17 9:03:32 PM
#78:


Jen0125 posted...
can't believe anna faris and chris pratt are divorcing

I'm impressed he stayed with her this long after he got fit and super rich/famous, he could have upgraded anytime he wanted, she's amateur, he's playing in the pros now.
love is a fucking lie

That's a completely separate conversation but you do appear somewhat salty from what I'm guessing is fairly recent breakup?
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DrPrimemaster
08/07/17 9:14:47 PM
#79:


Its like that one couple from high school that everyone liked not being successful.

Break-up seems amicable. And they seemed like they actually liked each other. I wonder what happened.

What is a reason for breaking up that doesn't equal fighting?
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Jen0125
08/07/17 9:54:32 PM
#80:


Syntheticon posted...

That's a completely separate conversation but you do appear somewhat salty from what I'm guessing is fairly recent breakup?


No I've been with my boyfriend for almost three years now. It's just if these two can't make it what hope do we have?!
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Jen0125
08/07/17 9:55:36 PM
#81:


DrPrimemaster posted...
Its like that one couple from high school that everyone liked not being successful.

Break-up seems amicable. And they seemed like they actually liked each other. I wonder what happened.

What is a reason for breaking up that doesn't equal fighting?


Growing apart. Different goals have formed. Stuff like that. My ex and I has an amicable break up even though we fought while we were at the end. We were friends and talked frequently for a while after we broke up and now we still talk a few times a year.
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Syntheticon
08/07/17 10:11:25 PM
#82:


Jen0125 posted...
No I've been with my boyfriend for almost three years now. It's just if these two can't make it what hope do we have?!

It seems you're using these two as some sort of benchmark for your own relationship, which is weird in itself unless you know them personally and have all the info to use them as an analog for your situation. Couples begin and end all the time for a thousand reasons, don't fixate on celebrities, just enjoy your own relationship.
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Jen0125
08/07/17 10:11:58 PM
#83:


Syntheticon posted...
Jen0125 posted...
No I've been with my boyfriend for almost three years now. It's just if these two can't make it what hope do we have?!

It seems you're using these two as some sort of benchmark for your own relationship, which is weird in itself unless you know them personally and have all the info to use them as an analog for your situation. Couples begin and end all the time for a thousand reasons, don't fixate on celebrities, just enjoy your own relationship.


It's meant to be hyperbole.
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lolamericans
08/07/17 10:15:17 PM
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i always had a crush on her on hot chick, then she got old
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Syntheticon
08/07/17 10:16:08 PM
#85:


DrPrimemaster posted...
Its like that one couple from high school that everyone liked not being successful.

Break-up seems amicable. And they seemed like they actually liked each other. I wonder what happened.

What is a reason for breaking up that doesn't equal fighting?

Just because they aren't fighting, doesn't mean they still like each other enough to continue with a relationship either. Whatever you've been reading in the tabloids or wherever to distract yourself from living your own life never paints a complete picture.
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SusanGreenEyes
08/07/17 11:18:52 PM
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Isn't he that guy from Guardians of the Galaxy?
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helly
08/07/17 11:42:43 PM
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remember when everyone was jaded about celebrities divorcing all the time, and they used danny devitos marriage as an example of what everyone should strive for

and then like a day later it was announced that he was getting a divorce, too
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dioxxys
08/07/17 11:53:33 PM
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Zeus
08/08/17 12:02:57 AM
#89:


Should have figured that out through the Brad/Angelina split. If those two wackjobs couldn't make it, nobody can.

ZiggiStardust posted...
this bummed me out as much as when will arnett and amy poehler divorced. i like it when funny people get together, but rarely does it ever work out, ok? ;_;


Arnett and Poehler divorcing had me breathing a sigh of relief. Now the anti-Christ won't be born.

At any rate, most marriages don't work out. It's not exclusive to comedians, although if you're a celeb you're going to be seeing less of your s/o if they're also a celeb.

faramir77 posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
You mean about idiot celebrities (that I deliberately go out of my way to remain ignorant about) and what they do?


Purposely making oneself ignorant about the culture that surrounds them sounds like the action of an idiot, not these celebrities (whom you claim to be ignorant about, yet still make an assessment of their intelligence by calling them idiots).


Pretty sure supermarket tabloids aren't considered culture =p
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Zeus
08/08/17 12:15:40 AM
#90:


Jen0125 posted...
InfestedAdam posted...
I sometime wonder if there's a magic number of years that once you get past that point you're good. 10 years perhaps?


maybe the trick is to just not get married.

tim robbins and susan sarandon were together for like 20 years and they never got married

but then again tom hanks and rita wilson have been together for almost 30 years and i think they're married.

who knows


tbh, there might be a solution but you're not going to like it:
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/08/one-quick-trick-to-having-a-happier-marriage-be-a-republican/401507/

Otherwise, in general, delaying marriage, premarital co-habbing, stable income, and higher education are supposedly predictors of long-term success.
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Jen0125
08/08/17 10:42:15 AM
#91:


SusanGreenEyes posted...
Isn't he that guy from Guardians of the Galaxy?


Yes!
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SusanGreenEyes
08/09/17 1:26:42 AM
#92:


Jen0125 posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Isn't he that guy from Guardians of the Galaxy?


Yes!

Hmmmm...
Is it terrible that before this topic, I had no idea they were married?
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helly
08/09/17 1:31:18 AM
#93:


crisp rat got in real good shape after parks n rec tho
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helly
08/09/17 1:31:44 AM
#94:


my phone auto corrected his name to that lmao
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SusanGreenEyes
08/09/17 1:42:06 AM
#95:


helly posted...
my phone auto corrected his name to that lmao

That's my new favorite thing for today!

Crisp Rat!
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Jen0125
08/09/17 10:09:59 AM
#96:


SusanGreenEyes posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Isn't he that guy from Guardians of the Galaxy?


Yes!

Hmmmm...
Is it terrible that before this topic, I had no idea they were married?


No I don't really think either were too too popular until he lost weight and got that role.
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AllstarSniper32
08/09/17 10:34:04 AM
#97:


I'm also one of the people that didn't even know they were married.
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Metalsonic66
08/09/17 10:36:29 AM
#98:


I remember reading in an article somewhere that she preferred him when he was chubby.
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PK_Spam
08/09/17 10:40:32 AM
#99:


Nade Duck posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
Nade Duck posted...

at least they have a purpose.


Get rich by playing make-believe in front of a camera?

as opposed to making nothing by doing nothing in front of a screen?

Oh daaaaaaaaammmmnnnn!
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DrPrimemaster
08/09/17 10:42:06 AM
#100:


I think it was distance. She is filming mom and he is constantly traveling for movies. And Chris is just getting off the ground so it wont change anytime soon.
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PK_Spam
08/09/17 10:49:04 AM
#101:


Pratt's been an A-lister since P&R ended iirc. I don't think I've seen Faris in anything since... Scary Movie 4/5?

Anyway, it makes me kinda sad, but life goes on. I just hope paparazzi aren't badgering the kids too much. They don't deserve it.
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