Board 8 > B8UCA Sunday Night TOMBAT ft. CHAMPION TRIPLE THREAT

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MAIN EVENT

CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION: HW Champ david v. MM Champ Dp v. LW Champ Wigs
Man I can't believe I didn't think to do this for the triple threat card. Ah well, it's champion time! Will any of them pick their challengers tonight before we start running out of time?

UNDERCARD

You would not believe your clots, if ten thousand promo slots:
Sultan wants to say stuff! KING STRIFE wants to say stuff! emerald and david want to say stuff but probably not right now! Apollo and I might be announcing our choices of challengers once I doublecheck we're on the same page! Maybe some other champions will too! It's a veritable open mic night!

The Rebound: Sir Chris v. Emeraldegg
Chris had a somewhat underwhelming redebut match, and Emerald has been disappointed with his recent performance. I imagine they can both get back on track easily enough, but only one of them can do so tonight!

Melee Musings: B8UCA Tag Team Champion Tom Bombadil v. ZeroSignal620
Dp seemed interested in both of us as potential challengers. please don't pick me I'm already booked ZSig narrowly beat me, but maybe with Emerald removed, I can return the favor!

Lightweights???: XIII_rocks v. GTM
XIII has expressed interest in the LW Title. He's maybe not as hot as he once was, but has he really slipped enough to justify placement in LW? Heck, has he slipped enough that he also needs to prove he deserves a shot?

By Special Request: MajinZidane v. Maniac64
I don't know WHY eaed wanted to see Boko/Maniac, but it sounds like a good match, so sure.

Promo Challenge: KingStrife2 v. Luster Soldier
I am too tired to think of a good idea so I took the first two available people to pop in my head and threw them in a MELEE MAYHEM match. One of them is planning to promo already and the other I don't think has cut a promo in his life so...this should be a "good" "match"
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OKAY BEDTIME NOW VOTE FORM

david v. Dp v. Wigs
Chris v. Emerald
Tom v. ZSig
XIII v. GTM
Boko v. Maniac
hey @Strife2 and @LusterSoldier don't forget to promo!!
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@davidponte
@DpObliVion
@WiggumFan267
@DoomTheGyarados
@Emeraldegg
@ZeroSignal620
@XIII_rocks
@GTM
@MajinZidane
@GTM
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@muddersmilk
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David
Emerald
ZSig
GTM
Maniac
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I was especially requested to battle here
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david
Tom
XIII
Boko
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*Strife appears in his workshop, creating taybles made with various forms of spikes, nails, sharp corners, and other deathtraps. He breathes in deeply before speaking*

Fate makes fools of us all. In past lives, pain would not subside. Death it seems would not take me. I returned to this foul, disease-ridden place, hoping to find some meaning to an unending existence. I happened upon a grave of iron and wood. Inside was a small trinket, hoping to bloom flowers, so sinister and sweet. It only wanted attention…so I carried it to my hollow garden. This place. It transformed itself into my new home. It imbued me with power, as gratitude for salvation. Those who tried to steal it away, either by force or subterfuge, were met by my cold, trembling hands. One by one, they all fell, and I feel I gave meaning where no one else could. One could say I was even “happy” to find purpose in the destruction.

So Fate decided to rear Her disfigured face in my path. She saw I couldn’t be stopped, and decided to end UCA’s world. Just as I had found some purpose, it is only now a death sentence is placed upon me. What is a man to do, knowing his time is finally ending? Fate decided She would tempt me with a choice: face the one man who destroyed my dream of creating a temple of salvation, or continue to challenge suitors in the neverending game of pain I created.

Despite the powers and bliss it showed to me, I grow so tired of this. So weary of this obligation that chokes my essence yet won’t let me stop breathing. The most dangerous game, no matter how exciting, seems moot when time is running short. I seek repentance, hope, and a dream in the face of disaster. Despite my best intentions, I must lay waste to this place, with its memories driving me forward.

*Strife stops working, grabs the Masters of Taybles title, and leaves the workshop. He grabs an axe and begins to chop at the foundation, until it weakens, shakes, and crumbles into pieces. He leaves the MoT title next to the wreckage*

DAVID!…you were the only one strong enough to survive my best laid plans. You caused me grievous harm, and destroyed my dream. But I have nothing left now. Nothing except the memories that caused me such pain. But unlike before, I do not have to venture into your home. Your nightmare is of your own creation. I cannot wait to see how you tighten the noose around your neck. You have to choose someone to torture you, while knowing I am still standing in your way. That is more than enough to satisfy me. See what I gave up to get that opportunity? All to see your choking, gasping, retching body twist in the wind? If Fate has permitted me to die, the least I can do is make sure you go first.
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Dp
Chris
ZSig
XIII
Boko
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I'm coming for you, GTM! And the LW title!
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Wigs - I need my opponents strong and changing
Emerald
Zsig
XIII
Boko
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Well here we are UCA. Usually I come out here and I talk about an elaborate plan or my next move to be the top guy. But this time is different.

It's been a long 5 years. I've done almost everything thst I wanted to do while I was in UCA. I was a crazy man who was the baddest mother fuckin guy in the back, I was a super hero, I was member of darkness with Sir Chris, I was a wrestling God, I was literally a Sultan, A savior of The UCA. I've done it all I've even done a Edwards Dynasty the Trifecta with My brothers.. but here I am now.... i feel as if I have ran myself creatively dry i am out of ideas.

At this point indeed as if I don't want to stick it out until the end I want to go out on my terms not when the Management says I have to because the USA is no more.

So this is Goodbye UCA. It's been a long time coming and it's been a blast. I am the Sultan Of Slam And I am.... Done..
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david v
Chris v
ZSig
XIII v
Maniac
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Damn, Simply Rich was a great tag team who deserved to be champions longer.

You were a brother, Sultan, and both a great friend and foe in my short time here.
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Wigs
Emerald
Tom
XIII
Boko
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No worries Tom Bombadil; I, Zero Signal, shall make the decision that much easier for DpOblivion when I lay boots to your ass all the way back to Middle Earth!

Dp
Chris
ZSig
XIII
Maniac
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David
Chris
Zsig
XIII
Boko
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Wigs
Chris
Tom
XIII
Boko


Tom Bombadil posted...

Promo Challenge: KingStrife2 v. Luster Soldier
I am too tired to think of a good idea so I took the first two available people to pop in my head and threw them in a MELEE MAYHEM match. One of them is planning to promo already and the other I don't think has cut a promo in his life so...this should be a "good" "match"

This is true, I've never cut a promo before.
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LusterSoldier posted...

This is true, I've never cut a promo before.

This counts.
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