Current Events > The Emoji Movie currently has a 0% on RT with 16 reviews.

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Apocalyptic
07/27/17 4:52:59 PM
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AlephZero
07/27/17 4:54:24 PM
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Bet it still grosses like $500 million.
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Duncanwii
07/27/17 4:55:19 PM
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I like the part in the commercial where the emoji sexually hurrasses that schoolgirl.
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Muffinz0rz
07/27/17 4:55:45 PM
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0% is still higher than I expected
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sktgamer_13dude
07/27/17 4:56:10 PM
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It's an 8 on MetaCritic with 12 reviews rofl

Never knew movies could be that low.
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chill02
07/27/17 4:56:16 PM
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AlephZero posted...
Bet it still grosses like $500 million.

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boxington
07/27/17 4:56:39 PM
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Milkman5
07/27/17 4:56:44 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
0% is still higher than I expected
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sktgamer_13dude
07/27/17 4:57:26 PM
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ChromaticAngel
07/27/17 4:59:01 PM
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nativengine
07/27/17 5:00:11 PM
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Even my kids have 0 desire to see the movie.
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Butterfiles
07/27/17 5:00:18 PM
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it's at an 8 on metacritic lol
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Monday
07/27/17 5:00:47 PM
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lightwarrior78
07/27/17 5:01:51 PM
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Good. I was afraid this would be another Lego movie I can't escape.
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NeonOctopus
07/27/17 5:02:10 PM
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PiOverlord
07/27/17 5:02:30 PM
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My faith in humanity is based on how well this movie does.
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Lightsasori
07/27/17 5:02:36 PM
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It would be real news if the movie was getting good reviews. This news is basically a self fulfilling prophecy.
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MysticMismagius
07/27/17 5:03:23 PM
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Monday posted...
Now I kinda wanna watch it, just to see this alleged trainwreck.
Don't.
If you must, get a used DVD so you don't support the people making it.
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KingTumbleweed
07/27/17 5:03:38 PM
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Who ever could have seen this coming?
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Monday
07/27/17 5:05:02 PM
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MysticMismagius posted...
Monday posted...
Now I kinda wanna watch it, just to see this alleged trainwreck.
Don't.
If you must, get a used DVD so you don't support the people making it.


Oh I'm gonna use the same method I always use for potentially shit movies. The guys behind this won't be seeing a dime from me.
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mario2000
07/27/17 5:06:23 PM
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they canceled popeye for this
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Kafkaf
07/27/17 5:08:03 PM
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mario2000 posted...
they canceled popeye for this

Again?
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pkmnlord
07/27/17 5:08:11 PM
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Good, hope it stays that low and that everyone who worked on it deeply regrets doing so and re-thinks their life choices.

Said the same shit about Sonic Boom.
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Kid_Buu
07/27/17 5:08:23 PM
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AlephZero posted...
Bet it still grosses like $500 million.

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HiddenLurker
07/27/17 5:08:41 PM
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MysticMismagius posted...
Monday posted...
Now I kinda wanna watch it, just to see this alleged trainwreck.
Don't.
If you must, get a used DVD so you don't support the people making it.

I kinda wanna watch it too.
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creativerealms
07/27/17 5:08:49 PM
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Never have I wanted a movie to fail more then this one.
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Soggy_Burger
07/27/17 5:09:46 PM
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I plan to go to the theater and insult people going to see it.

Any Cheetobeard's who decide to show their face will receive extra punishment in the form of a knuckle sandwich.
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Howl
07/27/17 5:10:23 PM
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lightwarrior78 posted...
Good. I was afraid this would be another Lego movie I can't escape.


Those movies are fucking fantastic.
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Kid_Buu
07/27/17 5:11:02 PM
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Soggy_Burger posted...
I plan to go to the theater and insult people going to see it.

Any Cheetobeard's who decide to show their face will receive extra punishment in the form of a knuckle sandwich.

lolwut
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snesmaster40
07/27/17 5:11:26 PM
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Sony Pictures with another masterpiece.
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Esrac
07/27/17 5:12:41 PM
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So, I guess it won't be much of a weapon in the fight against Trump afterall?
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Howl
07/27/17 5:13:24 PM
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I'm curious, how does a person become a movie critic exactly? What are the requirements?
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Forlorn_Ass
07/27/17 5:13:27 PM
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The trailer actually looked not bad. Kind of seemed like Inside Out.
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HylianFox
07/27/17 5:14:49 PM
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Forlorn_Ass posted...
The trailer actually looked not bad. Kind of seemed like Inside Out.

From what I read on AV Club it's basically a worse version of Inside Out that takes place inside a smartphone rather than a human being, with shameless product placement(apps, mostly)

http://www.avclub.com/review/emoji-movie-inside-out-crossed-sony-commercial-and-258649
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nativengine
07/27/17 5:16:11 PM
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Soggy_Burger posted...
I plan to go to the theater and insult people going to see it.

Any Cheetobeard's who decide to show their face will receive extra punishment in the form of a knuckle sandwich.


This kinda reminded me of a MAD tv skit where Will Sasso is yelling at little kids for saying dumb things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbuELJi7N4
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Alexanaxela
07/27/17 5:16:30 PM
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higher than i expected tbh
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Doe
07/27/17 5:18:46 PM
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Who will be the first positive review?
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Apocalyptic
07/27/17 5:19:15 PM
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Howl posted...
I'm curious, how does a person become a movie critic exactly? What are the requirements?


Get a bachelor's degree in film studies. Become a film buff. Start out doing entry level work in newspapers and radio stations. Build a reputation then work on some major site.
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Lightsasori
07/27/17 5:19:44 PM
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Doe posted...
Who will be the first positive review?


Armond White
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mario2000
07/27/17 5:26:48 PM
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MegaButterfree posted...
That's insane. All these so-called "film critics" must just have ridiculously high standards for films these days, & it disgusts, frustrates, & saddens me to see so many people knocking the movie before they even give it a chance. The Emoji Movie looks like a clever, hilarious, & visually stunning film.

I await your review after you have seen this movie.
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MysticMismagius
07/27/17 5:31:50 PM
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MegaButterfree posted...
mario2000 posted...
MegaButterfree posted...
That's insane. All these so-called "film critics" must just have ridiculously high standards for films these days, & it disgusts, frustrates, & saddens me to see so many people knocking the movie before they even give it a chance. The Emoji Movie looks like a clever, hilarious, & visually stunning film.
I await your review after you have seen this movie.
Oh don't worry, I definitely will review it, & it will absolutely be positive. Mark my words!
Counting your chickens before they hatch.
Exactly what you just accused the film critics of doing.

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Vaati_Reborn
07/27/17 5:36:39 PM
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pff jacksfilms review is the only one that matters
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MysticMismagius
07/27/17 5:45:33 PM
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MegaButterfree posted...
MysticMismagius posted...
MegaButterfree posted...
mario2000 posted...
MegaButterfree posted...
That's insane. All these so-called "film critics" must just have ridiculously high standards for films these days, & it disgusts, frustrates, & saddens me to see so many people knocking the movie before they even give it a chance. The Emoji Movie looks like a clever, hilarious, & visually stunning film.
I await your review after you have seen this movie.
Oh don't worry, I definitely will review it, & it will absolutely be positive. Mark my words!
Counting your chickens before they hatch.
Exactly what you just accused the film critics of doing.
Nope! Y'all just have poor taste. You'll see when this movie wins awards & grosses over $500 mil. ;)
You're very certain that this movie will be amazing, even though you haven't seen it yet.
You're upset that people are very certain that this movie will be terrible, even though they haven't seen it yet, claiming they're "knocking the movie before they even give it a chance." You're doing exactly what you're mad at the critics for doing, just holding the opposite opinion.
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Doe
07/27/17 5:46:33 PM
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lukabrosci
07/27/17 5:48:47 PM
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good hopefully it sends a message to hollywood, enough of this bull shit
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Lightsasori
07/27/17 5:50:52 PM
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MegaButterfree is Armond White in training.
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