Current Events > $1000 or the ability to pee out gold?

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Wutobliteration
07/27/17 12:12:52 AM
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you can rich really fast with all the unlimited gold you can spew out of your birdie, but everytime you pee, it HURTS REALLY. REALLY. BAD.
Like a woman giving birth kind of bad.

which do you choose?
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Aristoph
07/27/17 12:13:15 AM
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No poll no care
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DocileOrangeCup
07/27/17 12:13:28 AM
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Wutobliteration
07/27/17 12:14:58 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Who would actually pick the gold one?


PEOPLE WHO ARE MAN ENOUGH TO TOLERATE THE PAIN, MAYBE?!
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TheDarkCircle
07/27/17 12:16:31 AM
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neither
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MabusIncarnate
07/27/17 12:44:19 AM
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I could literally pee for a living. Potentially tens of thousands of dollars daily in liquid gold. I'll suck up a bit of pain for that.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
07/27/17 12:44:28 AM
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Gold... Says ability to not that it always is like that? Make money I need and then stop.
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Back_Stabbath
07/27/17 12:48:50 AM
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My pee is already gold and hurts really bad.
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please help
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Cobra1010
07/27/17 1:05:43 AM
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if the pain only lasts the duration of the urinating. And then the pain stops and you suffer no damage at all. Only then i'll consider it.
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smoliske
07/27/17 1:06:32 AM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
My pee is already gold and hurts really bad.


drink more water then
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MetaSeraphim
07/27/17 1:30:05 AM
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I'll do it. And then when I have enough money I'll have one of those things installed in my badder where you have a bag on the outside.

All the gold, none of the pain.
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DrizztLink
07/27/17 1:30:59 AM
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Catheter time, yo.

Tube goes in, gold comes out.

Sure the catheter's gonna fucking hurt, but not as bad.
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gguirao
07/27/17 4:29:20 AM
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Money.
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Delirious_Beard
07/27/17 4:36:08 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOFAnpb8I3E

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Wutobliteration
07/27/17 5:21:08 AM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Gold... Says ability to not that it always is like that? Make money I need and then stop.


you can't stop. You have to always pee like a regular person does. You'll pee gold for the rest of your life. And endure that pain for the rest of your life too.
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Gamer99z
07/27/17 5:22:42 AM
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I'd get a catheter or bag. Ez money.
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Super Slash
07/27/17 5:31:36 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
"You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus

Just came here to say I laughed my ass off at this. Nice one NeonOctopus.
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Super Slash
07/27/17 5:32:13 AM
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Wutobliteration posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Gold... Says ability to not that it always is like that? Make money I need and then stop.


you can't stop. You have to always pee like a regular person does. You'll pee gold for the rest of your life. And endure that pain for the rest of your life too.

If that's the case it's really not worth it.
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BalisticWarri0r
07/27/17 6:17:20 AM
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Is your pee itself gold? Or are you pissing out little pieces of gold like you piss out kidney stones?
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Shotgunnova
07/27/17 6:21:05 AM
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Bestow $1000 unto me, comrade.
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