Current Events > My job is so fucking unbelievable.

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ItsVinceRusso 06/30/17 7:54:47 PM #1:	I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucks around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. --- bro <cite>ItsVinceRusso posted [p:882115451] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these fucks around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 06/30/17 7:56:50 PM #2:	god dammit --- http://i.imgur.com/plA0Vg9.gif http://i.minus.com/iluvk8aR4mzC8.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:882115556] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>god dammit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 06/30/17 7:58:51 PM #3:	10/10 Shit you got me. --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png PSN/XBL: BlazinBlue88 <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:882115647] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>10/10 Shit you got me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ItsVinceRusso 06/30/17 8:01:50 PM #5:	--- bro <cite>ItsVinceRusso posted [p:882115793] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 06/30/17 8:02:39 PM #6:	I knew not to fall for this but I still read it anyway --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:882115832] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>I knew not to fall for this but I still read it anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sylverlolol 06/30/17 8:05:51 PM #7:	okay, i lol'd --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. <cite>sylverlolol posted [p:882115979] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>okay, i lol'd</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sad_Face 06/30/17 8:10:53 PM #8:	TC's probably the type to think wearing ascots is still cool and blamed all his problems on some other kid who he deems as a "bully" when he was younger. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif <cite>Sad_Face posted [p:882116196] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>TC's probably the type to think wearing ascots is still cool and blamed all his problems on some other kid who he deems as a "bully" when he was younger.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomtheGrav 06/30/17 8:12:56 PM #9:	God damn it --- set the controls for the heart of the sun http://www.kingdomofloathing.com <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:882116293] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>God damn it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 06/30/17 8:17:17 PM #10:	Velma is so far from a 0/10 tho?? --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:882116508] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Velma is so far from a 0/10 tho??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProbablySkye 06/30/17 8:49:56 PM #11:	shut up Fred <cite>ProbablySkye posted [p:882118109] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>shut up Fred</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 06/30/17 8:55:35 PM #12:	BlazinBlue88 posted... 10/10 Shit you got me. lmao, he got us good. beatnik is a funny word. --- Embrace the rage, my dear boy. Let the cortisol levels shave hour after hour off your general life expectancy - Starmieketone <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:882118358] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>10/10 Shit you got me.</quote> lmao, he got us good. beatnik is a funny word.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Kowalski_ 06/30/17 8:57:44 PM #13:	Lol --- -daveypots- <cite>_Kowalski_ posted [p:882118472] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 06/30/17 8:58:26 PM #14:	Velma keeps turning Fred down for sex which is why he is rating her appearance so low. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:882118510] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Velma keeps turning Fred down for sex which is why he is rating her appearance so low.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 06/30/17 9:00:49 PM #15:	BlazinBlue88 posted... 10/10 Shit you got me. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:882118621] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>10/10 Shit you got me.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 06/30/17 9:00:51 PM #16:	Velma > Daphne --- http://i.imgur.com/wKOoZkP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mipFVFw.png http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:882118624] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Velma > Daphne</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 06/30/17 11:08:12 PM #17:	Like I always say, "Up and away." --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:882124879] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Like I always say, "Up and away."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GymTanSoccer 06/30/17 11:17:09 PM #18:	Fred u aint shit <cite>GymTanSoccer posted [p:882125305] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Fred u aint shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tekutso 06/30/17 11:19:17 PM #19:	10/10 Hats off --- Nerd Gamefaqs Finest <cite>Tekutso posted [p:882125418] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>10/10 Hats off</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 06/30/17 11:24:50 PM #20:	TC is a vegan --- Let it Be. <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:882125692] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>TC is a vegan</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deadpool_18 06/30/17 11:26:01 PM #21:	I hate to say old, but old. --- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. <cite>Deadpool_18 posted [p:882125746] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>I hate to say old, but old.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cads_4370 06/30/17 11:28:30 PM #22:	Deadpool_18 posted... I hate to say old, but old. This, kind of shocked people havent called it by now --- http://i.imgur.com/nen0YBw.jpg <cite>Cads_4370 posted [p:882125872] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>Deadpool_18 posted...</cite> <quote>I hate to say old, but old.</quote> This, kind of shocked people havent called it by now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi 06/30/17 11:28:54 PM #23:	Didn't you kill WCW? --- Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg <cite>YoshitoKikuchi posted [p:882125888] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Didn't you kill WCW?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 06/30/17 11:32:15 PM #24:	Son of a bitch. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:882126072] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Son of a bitch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MotaroRIP619 06/30/17 11:35:21 PM #25:	I fell for it lol. Good shit --- Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Carrie Fisher (RIP) <cite>MotaroRIP619 posted [p:882126221] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>I fell for it lol. Good shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/30/17 11:36:09 PM #26:	why do you fear jim cornette --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/Sh3lG7g.jpg http://gamefaqs.com/boards/1377 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:882126263] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>why do you fear jim cornette</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/30/17 11:36:36 PM #27:	Get the hell out of there before the stoner gets a second dog. Trust me. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:882126284] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Get the hell out of there before the stoner gets a second dog. Trust me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nowhere2hide 06/30/17 11:37:56 PM #28:	AssultTank posted... 10/10 topic. Lol! Well played --- notime2spell, ergo time is money https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBUkqUxZ-WcvtYPnDmHIglA <cite>nowhere2hide posted [p:882126349] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>AssultTank posted...</cite> <quote>10/10 topic.</quote> Lol! Well played</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrollSlayer11 06/30/17 11:39:22 PM #29:	Velma was hot though --- Sunglasses and advil <cite>TrollSlayer11 posted [p:882126431] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Velma was hot though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meralonne 06/30/17 11:41:35 PM #30:	TrollSlayer11 posted... Velma was hot though Velma is secretly banging Daphne. --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife <cite>meralonne posted [p:882126552] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>TrollSlayer11 posted...</cite> <quote>Velma was hot though</quote> Velma is secretly banging Daphne.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 06/30/17 11:43:31 PM #31:	meralonne posted... TrollSlayer11 posted... Velma was hot though Velma is secretly banging Scooby. ftfy --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/Sh3lG7g.jpg http://gamefaqs.com/boards/1377 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:882126654] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>meralonne posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TrollSlayer11 posted...</cite> <quote>Velma was hot though</quote> Velma is secretly banging Scooby.</quote> ftfy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 06/30/17 11:49:14 PM #32:	Dat Russo swerve --- this just here so I ain't a smelly sigless user <cite>NOM posted [p:882126898] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Dat Russo swerve</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keith_Valentine 06/30/17 11:51:49 PM #33:	Damn you got me too! Lol. That was excellent. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:882127013] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Damn you got me too! Lol. That was excellent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/01/17 12:01:00 AM #34:	meralonne posted... TrollSlayer11 posted... Velma was hot though Velma is secretly banging Daphne. it was proven too in that one clip. --- Embrace the rage, my dear boy. Let the cortisol levels shave hour after hour off your general life expectancy - Starmieketone <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:882127435] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>meralonne posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TrollSlayer11 posted...</cite> <quote>Velma was hot though</quote> Velma is secretly banging Daphne.</quote> it was proven too in that one clip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/01/17 12:08:27 AM #35:	what clip --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/Sh3lG7g.jpg http://gamefaqs.com/boards/1377 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:882127764] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>what clip</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 07/01/17 12:10:47 AM #36:	Remember when they kept putting Daphne in a bikini in the newer Scooby Doo series? Hnnnnng --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:882127875] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Remember when they kept putting Daphne in a bikini in the newer Scooby Doo series? Hnnnnng</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 07/01/17 12:10:58 AM #37:	claps --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:882127888] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>claps</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/01/17 12:13:18 AM #38:	DocileOrangeCup posted... what clip scooby doo and shaggy toking up while velma and daphne was lesbians doing belly dancing together, carpet munching etc. it's why they ate so much. can't find the clip no more ><. --- Embrace the rage, my dear boy. Let the cortisol levels shave hour after hour off your general life expectancy - Starmieketone <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:882128003] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>what clip</quote> scooby doo and shaggy toking up while velma and daphne was lesbians doing belly dancing together, carpet munching etc. it's why they ate so much. can't find the clip no more ><.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/01/17 12:15:02 AM #39:	wasn't that a scene in jay and silent bob --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/Sh3lG7g.jpg http://gamefaqs.com/boards/1377 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:882128099] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>wasn't that a scene in jay and silent bob</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Malcrasternus 07/01/17 12:15:04 AM #40:	Topic's missing something. Returning_CEmen posted... Daphne in a bikini But what, I wonder. . . --- http://i.imgtc.com/tUK3LwiHnb.jpg 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 "But not forgotten." <cite>Malcrasternus posted [p:882128100] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Topic's missing something. <cite>Returning_CEmen posted...</cite> <quote>Daphne in a bikini</quote> But what, I wonder. . .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 07/01/17 12:15:52 AM #41:	DocileOrangeCup posted... wasn't that a scene in jay and silent bob probably, this was in middle school back then when we had kazaa or something.. illegal downloads was bad now and forever. maybe it was the silent bob clip. --- Embrace the rage, my dear boy. Let the cortisol levels shave hour after hour off your general life expectancy - Starmieketone <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:882128139] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>wasn't that a scene in jay and silent bob</quote> probably, this was in middle school back then when we had kazaa or something.. illegal downloads was bad now and forever. maybe it was the silent bob clip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
seganintendoguy 07/01/17 12:16:31 AM #42:	sauceje posted... Velma is so far from a 0/10 tho?? Especially in the movies --- red. mario. kirby. link. those are heroes of nintendo's "big four"(red is the protagonist of pokemon red and blue FYI) Sony is my other favorite dev. <cite>seganintendoguy posted [p:882128176] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>sauceje posted...</cite> <quote>Velma is so far from a 0/10 tho??</quote> Especially in the movies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 07/01/17 12:17:39 AM #43:	kingdrake2 posted... DocileOrangeCup posted... what clip scooby doo and shaggy toking up while velma and daphne was lesbians doing belly dancing together, carpet munching etc. it's why they ate so much. can't find the clip no more ><. That old Flash animation from at least ten years ago? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:882128231] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>what clip</quote> scooby doo and shaggy toking up while velma and daphne was lesbians doing belly dancing together, carpet munching etc. it's why they ate so much. can't find the clip no more ><.</quote> That old Flash animation from at least ten years ago?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GothamsSavior 07/01/17 12:20:39 AM #44:	Damn, 10/10 thread, fucking beautiful --- http://imgur.com/a/FlaRU http://imgur.com/a/Q0qad <cite>GothamsSavior posted [p:882128348] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Damn, 10/10 thread, fucking beautiful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 07/01/17 12:23:36 AM #45:	ItsVinceRusso posted... he brings his big f**ing dog to work. i mean even tho this is a good thread, you couldnt have at least posted a doggo --- http://imgur.com/x9wX8Pz Skullgirls: Fuua (lul censor) \| Sm4sh: Toon Link/Yoshi <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:882128485] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>ItsVinceRusso posted...</cite> <quote>he brings his big f***ing dog to work.</quote> i mean even tho this is a good thread, you couldnt have at least posted a doggo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deanshow 07/01/17 12:24:12 AM #46:	I already knew from the tcs name tfhat this was a swerve --- Will not change this sig until Tommy Wiseau wins an Oscar (Started 12-21-2014) <cite>deanshow posted [p:882128513] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>I already knew from the tcs name tfhat this was a swerve</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
M-Watcher 07/01/17 12:30:23 AM #47:	Fell for it. Highly amused. --- NNID: MWatcher27 / 3DS FC: 1203 - 9408 - 2283 http://steamcommunity.com/id/MWatcher/wishlist <cite>M-Watcher posted [p:882128812] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Fell for it. Highly amused.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 07/01/17 12:32:32 AM #48:	Username checks out --- http://i.imgur.com/jWVrg9U.gif http://i.imgur.com/g2efUtT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5dOwhaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LVdqu8J.gif Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:882128916] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Username checks out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Deadpool_18 07/01/17 12:33:59 AM #49:	DocileOrangeCup posted... wasn't that a scene in jay and silent bob Yes --- Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. <cite>Deadpool_18 posted [p:882129001] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>wasn't that a scene in jay and silent bob</quote> Yes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarbyIsBack 07/01/17 1:12:24 PM #50:	Daphne said Jeepers Velma said Jinkies Shaggy said Zoinks Scooby said Ruh-Roh What did Fred say? Well I think we finally found our answer. --- The bagel made me do it. "I'm sexually involved with a toaster." ~typhlozard 2015 <cite>MarbyIsBack posted [p:882150638] in My job is ... [t:75518497]...</cite> <quote>Daphne said Jeepers Velma said Jinkies Shaggy said Zoinks Scooby said Ruh-Roh What did Fred say? Well I think we finally found our answer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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