Board 8 > Post the last 3 meals you ate and I'll tell you what animals will do to you.

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Most of you people will not like the answer so don't post if you're going to just be a wimp about it.
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Breakfast - Banana Nut muffin

Lunch - Strawberry Yogurt Granola Bar

Dinner - Chicken Alfredo with a side salad
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Dilophosaurus shanks
The tears of the truly destitute
Corn Pops
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A 6" Subway Cuban and a chocolate chip cookie
3 slices of Chicken, Bacon, Ranch and Onion pizza and mozzarella fries
Brownies and a Mtn Dew
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6 chicken wings half barbecue half buffalo
Chicken patty sandwich with lettuce and mayo + homemade fries
Chicken twists with bacon flavor
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Snake5555555555 posted...

6 chicken wings half barbecue half buffalo

my man

that's like my go-to from my local pizza place
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don't bother with Snake's, LJA

I got this


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how are you not bored yet
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Bald Eagle Burger
Bald Eagle Burger
Bald Eagle Burger with a side of rice
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ninkendo posted...

Breakfast - Banana Nut muffin

Lunch - Strawberry Yogurt Granola Bar

Dinner - Chicken Alfredo with a side salad

You will visit a chicken farm one day and for a short time be left with the chickens. Being a Nintendo fan, you're going to start abusing chickens like Link does. Then the chickens will gang up on you and peck you to death.

Jeff Zero posted...

Dilophosaurus shanks
The tears of the truly destitute
Corn Pops

Scientists recreate dinosaurs by extracting DNA stored in amber and open up a theme park full of dinosaurs. As it turns out dinosaurs have feathers. You'll want to get close to one, and you'll get closer to one than you ever thought possible when you fall into an enclosure much like Harambe's and you face a feathered T-rex. No tranquilizer though as you get eaten before it could happen.

Johnbobb posted...

A 6" Subway Cuban and a chocolate chip cookie
3 slices of Chicken, Bacon, Ranch and Onion pizza and mozzarella fries
Brownies and a Mtn Dew

You're on a safari when you decide to get out and take pictures. You go a bit too far away from the vehicle and it drives off. You try to walk back but then there's an elephant in the way. It sits on you, truly a crushing blow to your vacation.

Snake5555555555 posted...

6 chicken wings half barbecue half buffalo
Chicken patty sandwich with lettuce and mayo + homemade fries
Chicken twists with bacon flavor

After pecking Ninkendo to death the chickens develop a taste for human blood and revenge. They gang up and find you eating many of their friends. They peck you to death in an even gorier manner than they did to Ninkendo.
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ok but what if I eat the elephant

plot twist
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Turducken posted...

Bald Eagle Burger
Bald Eagle Burger
Bald Eagle Burger with a side of rice

A bunch of puppies lick your face happily.

Just kidding. You eat some undercooked meat one day but it has the last laugh as you get food poisoning.
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Johnbobb posted...

ok but what if I eat the elephant

plot twist

Good luck doing that when you're crushed.
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smokehouse brisket sandwich + mozzarella sticks
black tea coconut bubble tea
pepper jack cheeseburger with sauteed mushrooms and onions
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Breakfast: 133 Chicken Wings and ordered another 9,999,999 chickens to be killed to make infinite chicken wings till chickens become extinct

Lunch: 20 full-course Beef Steak with chicken and pork side dishes. Took only the best part of the cow meat and fed the rest to my dogs. Will keep eating beef steak till cows become extinct.

Dinner: A buffet made exclusively of non-vegetarian items. Invited the whole town. Steak, Pot Roasts, Chicken Drumstick and every meat dishe imaginable. I plan to throw this kind of buffet until I make all edible animals extinct.

Why? Because I can.
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At least you're being creative now

I had a double bologna and double ham sandwich, hamburger helper, and pepperoni pizza rolls
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eggs
turkey
chicken
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Drakeryn posted...

smokehouse brisket sandwich + mozzarella sticks
black tea coconut bubble tea
pepper jack cheeseburger with sauteed mushrooms and onions

You're milking a cow during a farm tour when the cow kicks you back and throws you against a wall. You survive but have an extreme phobia of dairy and beef afterward.
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Scientists recreate dinosaurs by extracting DNA stored in amber and open up a theme park full of dinosaurs. As it turns out dinosaurs have feathers. You'll want to get close to one, and you'll get closer to one than you ever thought possible when you fall into an enclosure much like Harambe's and you face a feathered T-rex. No tranquilizer though as you get eaten before it could happen.

thankfully, I live

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/06/06/tyrannosaurus-rex-had-scaly-skin-and-wasnt-covered-in-feathers-a-new-study-says/?utm_term=.52029c689f55
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Can you just give me 3 deaths from cute animals instead? I'm much more interested in that part.
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Jeff Zero posted...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/06/06/tyrannosaurus-rex-had-scaly-skin-and-wasnt-covered-in-feathers-a-new-study-says/?utm_term=.52029c689f55

yesss

thank you science
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Axl_Rose_85 posted...

Breakfast: 133 Chicken Wings and ordered another 9,999,999 chickens to be killed to make infinite chicken wings till chickens become extinct

Lunch: 20 full-course Beef Steak with chicken and pork side dishes. Took only the best part of the cow meat and fed the rest to my dogs. Will keep eating beef steak till cows become extinct.

Dinner: A buffet made exclusively of non-vegetarian items. Invited the whole town. Steak, Pot Roasts, Chicken Drumstick and every meat dishe imaginable. I plan to throw this kind of buffet until I make all edible animals extinct.

Why? Because I can.

Animals of all species break into your house. A bear grabs you and bites your head off. The other animals, even the herbivores, bite at your body until nothing but a pool of blood remains. Then they go on to devour your entire town. Then they evolve into furries and attend Anthrocon 2020.

CassandraCain posted...

I had a double bologna and double ham sandwich, hamburger helper, and pepperoni pizza rolls

A pig beats you to within an inch of your life. How, you ask? The pig was actually just an otherkin in a fursuit that left a furry con.

woodman posted...

eggs
turkey
chicken

Raccoons break into your house and steal all your jewelry. They also bite you and give you rabies.

Zigzagoon posted...

Can you just give me 3 deaths from cute animals instead? I'm much more interested in that part.

1. A ferret goes to cuddle with you. Then more ferrets come. And more. Before you know it, you're crushed and overheated by a bunch of ferrets.
2. A kangaroo challenges you to a boxing match. You lose.
3. Wolf pups get their first solid meal: They split you. Alive.
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Fuck yes rabies! Time to bite as many animals as I can before I perish. There are like 2 cases per year in the US; let's see if I can't make it come back in style.
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LameJokeAlt posted...

1. A ferret goes to cuddle with you. Then more ferrets come. And more. Before you know it, you're crushed and overheated by a bunch of ferrets.

Not SovietOmega and his rabbits again!
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Excellent.
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LameJokeAlt posted...

A pig beats you to within an inch of your life. How, you ask? The pig was actually just an otherkin in a fursuit that left a furry con.

An inch of my life implies that I survive the beating?

What a gyp
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Oh boy... let's see what my last three meals were...

I remember Dinner was ham
Lunch I had a Quesadilla...
No breakfast today so dinner yesterday was... Pizza with... Bacon and olives was it? I can't remember entirely.
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I just ate some McNuggets. I already know exactly what's going to happen to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NONtnPEAE
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DiGornios Stuffed Cheese Pizza
Lunchables Cheese Pizza
Hamburger and french fries
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Waffles with maple syrup + Coffee (With Milk and Sugar)
Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam Sandwich + Chips + Cran-Cherry Juice
Baked Ziti (Without meat) + Caesar Salad + Coke
Sugar Smacks
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mie goreng
banana pancake w/ scrambled egg
chicken parmigiana
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omg I want some of these things to happen to me.

Cheese Pizza
Lasagna
Orange Chicken with fried rice and noodles
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I wonder how many times this topic will pull out the swarm of chickens joke
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red13n posted...

omg I want some of these things to happen to me.

I got eaten by Wolf puppies. You aren't gonna get to top that!
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Cereal
Rice Bowl with some Veggies
Mushroom Onion Pizza

Jokes on you I had no meat
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WickIebee posted...

Oh boy... let's see what my last three meals were...

I remember Dinner was ham
Lunch I had a Quesadilla...
No breakfast today so dinner yesterday was... Pizza with... Bacon and olives was it? I can't remember entirely.

You spend some time on a farm one day helping out a friend. A loose pig headbutts you and tackles you into a pig pen. It's that day that you learn that pigs sometimes eat meat. Shame your friend couldn't do anything to help you.

RySenkari posted...

I just ate some McNuggets. I already know exactly what's going to happen to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68NONtnPEAE

Something like that, except that instead of them pecking you, they drop bombs on you. Many, many bombs. You survive of course, but you never live that down.

WoIfOfLight posted...

DiGornios Stuffed Cheese Pizza
Lunchables Cheese Pizza
Hamburger and french fries

You're in a pen full of cute little kittens! Unfortunately for you, a few of them like to test their claws and you're wearing shorts and a T-shirt. Besides an infection and a newfound fear of kittens, you're fine.

LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

Waffles with maple syrup + Coffee (With Milk and Sugar)
Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam Sandwich + Chips + Cran-Cherry Juice
Baked Ziti (Without meat) + Caesar Salad + Coke
Sugar Smacks

You're walking down the street when, suddenly, a dozen 6 month old puppies run and jump on you! You fall down and get kissed excessively by them and eventually adopt one as a companion animal. Lucky guy!

Chaeix posted...

mie goreng
banana pancake w/ scrambled egg
chicken parmigiana

It's a hunting trip you're on with a friend. As you take aim at a doe, her boyfriend with sharp antlers sneaks up behind you. Before you take the shot, he headbutts you and impales you as your gun goes off. You didn't make your kill, but he did.

red13n posted...

omg I want some of these things to happen to me.

Cheese Pizza
Lasagna
Orange Chicken with fried rice and noodles

You walk on a nature trail and see a fox running past you. You go off the path to follow it to its home. You get pounced on by a few of them and they start to play with you! It feels nice for a bit, because you're finally surrounded by foxes and their soft fur! Too bad for you that their goal was to distract you as you get so in love with the cute foxes that you don't notice some of them nibbling you until it's too late.

VeryInsane posted...

Cereal
Rice Bowl with some Veggies
Mushroom Onion Pizza

Jokes on you I had no meat

You're driving alone on a road through the woods. Your car breaks down. There's no cell service, but there are bears and mountain lions. In fact, both sneak up on you! The mountain lion goes to pounce on you for an easy kill when the bear runs up and slaps it away with its powerful claw. The mountain lion runs off. The bear looks at you and you think it wants to eat you. To your surprise, the bear gives you a big bear hug and runs away. If only it had a working cell phone.
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Breakfast - Same as John Cena
Lunch - Same as John Cena
Dinner - Same as AJ STYLES
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Grilled Chicken
Subway Melt
Smoked Turkey wrap
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Apple
French Toast Muffin and Coffee
Cheese Puffs and Starburst Fruit Chews
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Yesterday's Dinner: 2 slices of Cheese Pizza

Today's Breakfast: An English muffin with butter

Today's Lunch: Tri-colored pasta salad
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Today's snack: Tortilla chips and Chilean pepper salsa
Today's breakfast: Wildberry pop tarts and apple juice
Last night's dinner: fresh steamed zucchini squash, udon noodles and- oh no! Pork Swedish meatballs. Nuts I was doing so well too. :(
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He seems to be ok with Milk and Cheese.
Was not expecting that

But yay I always wanted a dog.
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Cheeseburger, fries, and iced tea (unsweetened).
Chicken nuggets, fries, and iced tea (unsweetened).
Cookie cereal with milk.
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PBJ
Breakfast granola bar
Rice and beans

Just because I eat meat, doesn't mean I eat meat every meal, and I actually came up with a very good vegan minestrone soup that I make occasionally
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Leftover buffalo wings
Pan-seared Salmon
Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger
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Lunch - McDonald's. Literally all of it. Even the foundation. (j/k, I had a Filet o Fish w/ fries and drink)
Dinner - Forgot to eat, but I did have a lot of cran-grape juice on hand.
Breakfast - A BEST sandwich -- that's Bacon, Egg, Spinach and Tomato.
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foie gras
balut
veal
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Chicken bacon ranch pizza
Chicken bacon ranch pizza
Pork Rice bowl

And time to go home to get some chicken bacon ranch pizza
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Oatmeal with flax/chia seed, chocolate protein powder and coconut oil
Yogurt with cinnamon and walnuts
Not a meal, but I was snacking on random stuff tonight like Triscuits, broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus, and peanut butter. All at the same time, of course.
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Breakfast - Bacon & eggs
Lunch - Bacon sandwich
Dinner - Bean & bacon soup
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