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Milkman5 06/27/17 8:17:53 PM #1: |
You have to move into a house with two roommates. You have to live in this house with these two roommates for the next 5 years at the very least (you may choose to live there longer)
1: House:  Roommate 1:  Perk: Scares off intruders. Drawback: Will defecate in the house. Roommate 2:  Perk: Will give you free lectures on feminist theory. Drawback: Will defecate in the house. 2: House:  Roommate 1:  Perk: He is a mega celebrity (he plays a character known as Kermit) that is considered a heart-throb in the muppet community. Often hosts huge muppet orgies that you may join and is the ultimate wingman at muppet bars. Drawback: Smokes cigars in the house. Roommate 2:  Perk: He is a mega celebrity (he plays a character known as Gonzo) with phenomenal connections. Can get you reservations to any restaurant with all food and expenses covered. Drawback: Is a massive cocaine fiend. Leaves white powder all over every table and every counter. 3: House:  Roommate 1:  Perk: Free pudding whenever you want. Drawback: Extremely horny and lusts only for you. Everything you drink has to be served by him. Roommate 2:  Perk: Free subway sandwiches whenever you want Drawback: Extremely horny and lusts only for you. Often times will sneak into the shower while you are in it. 4: House:  Roommate 1:  Perk: She loves to bake. The house is often stocked with freshly baked cookies and pastries that you are encouraged to eat. Drawback: Is the only one in the house who has a car and you have to plow her every single time you want to use it. Roommate 2: Perk: She has her own netflix subscription that she shares with you. Drawback: There are only two bedrooms so you two have to share room and a bed. She won't let you fall asleep unless you bang her at least 5 times a week. 5: House:  Roommate 1:  Perk: Owns a law firm and will help you out with your legal troubles. Drawback: Likes jazz. Roommate 2:  Perk: Doesn't take much space. Drawback: May sting you. Anything Else: Death ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 06/27/17 8:18:37 PM #2: |
I put far too much effort into this and idk why lmao
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Pseudo_Legacy 06/27/17 8:19:41 PM #3: |
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DK9292 06/27/17 8:19:43 PM #4: |
I picked [4].
This makes up for my issues with the last one. --- "If the heroes run and hide, who'll stay and fight?" ~Saitama ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Verdekal 06/27/17 8:19:49 PM #5: |
4
I win. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 06/27/17 8:20:22 PM #6: |
3
I guess there's enough room that I'd basically never have to see them? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BillyKidd 06/27/17 8:20:29 PM #7: |
number4 master pick
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Going_Deep_08 06/27/17 8:21:05 PM #8: |
I'm so sorry for those that selected #3.
Also, #5...it's hip! --- BIG BEN IS STILL GOD!! Do not defy him!!! http://i.imgur.com/wXbZNsE.gif http://i.imgur.com/LokFB.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 06/27/17 8:25:01 PM #9: |
thronedfire2 posted...
3 you will 100% see them whenever you drink something or take a shower ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 06/27/17 8:27:11 PM #10: |
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ManSpread 06/27/17 8:29:23 PM #11: |
Milkman5 posted...
Drawback: Likes jazz. not a drawback --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sauceje 06/27/17 8:30:05 PM #12: |
I wonder why 3 is literally being made into the perpetual shit pick
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FrenchCrunch 06/27/17 8:31:19 PM #13: |
4 is such a hassle
i'll stick to smoking cigars with kermit and doing blow with gonzo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faizan_faizan 06/27/17 8:33:17 PM #14: |
Pseudo_Legacy posted...
4 always win --- Allergic to bull****. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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uwnim 06/27/17 8:34:08 PM #15: |
3. Well, I get free food. I'll drug them both and then castrate them, will hopefully resolve some of the issues.
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uwnim 06/27/17 8:35:24 PM #16: |
sauceje posted...
I wonder why 3 is literally being made into the perpetual shit pick 1 and 5 are way worse though. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TroutPaste 06/27/17 8:36:35 PM #17: |
4
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TheVipaGTS 06/27/17 8:39:55 PM #18: |
4. FUCK yes.
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Butterfiles 06/27/17 8:40:45 PM #19: |
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fireball2020 06/27/17 8:42:30 PM #20: |
4 always wins
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Doe 06/27/17 8:43:14 PM #21: |
4 does always win in these threads for whatever reason, but I'm pretty happy with 2
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SpiralDrift 06/27/17 8:45:54 PM #23: |
I look forward to developing an eventful heroin addiction with Kermit and Gonzo.
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King Rial 06/27/17 8:46:04 PM #24: |
fireball2020 posted...
4 always wins --- I use Bing... For Rewards... >____> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheEvilMushroom 06/27/17 8:46:14 PM #25: |
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Go_Totodile 06/27/17 8:51:02 PM #26: |
2. I can deal with it.
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cjsdowg 06/27/17 8:56:17 PM #27: |
Picked 4 ... meh, I wouldn't want to live with a lady that I was no in real relationship with.
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awesome999 06/27/17 9:09:23 PM #28: |
These would be more fun if 4 wasn't an assured win everytime
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Turbam 06/27/17 9:10:55 PM #29: |
4
Fuck that, I'm the baker here!! --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WindMinister 06/27/17 9:16:29 PM #30: |
Raise your hand if you switched to 4 because you were a fool who picked 3
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Milkman5 06/27/17 9:18:29 PM #31: |
awesome999 posted...
These would be more fun if 4 wasn't an assured win everytime they are all gray area. Sure in 4, you get free cookies and netflix, but you are sexually drained like all the time. also, maybe I'm just building your trust in 4 to betray you down the line ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 06/27/17 9:21:43 PM #33: |
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uwnim 06/27/17 9:23:06 PM #34: |
Milkman5 posted...
awesome999 posted...These would be more fun if 4 wasn't an assured win everytime What are the upsides to 1 and 5? Does my plan to deal with 3 have any chance of success? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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alphagamble 06/27/17 9:25:29 PM #35: |
I wish I picked 5
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Shadowplay 06/27/17 9:25:32 PM #36: |
2 is the best. The sex would eventually become a massive hassle for 4.
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DaemMkIV7 06/27/17 9:32:39 PM #37: |
5
I'm okay with that. Also who is that girl on the gif? --- "I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!!!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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itachi15243 06/27/17 9:39:29 PM #39: |
Shadowplay posted...
2 is the best. The sex would eventually become a massive hassle for 4. How do you figure? It'd be sex 5-14 times a week​. If you played it smart you could get away with 8-12 times. You'd just have to make sure once you had the car you stayed out for as much time as you possibly needed. I know from experience I can get to/past ten times a week, so it wouldn't be too bad for a while --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sktgamer_13dude 06/27/17 9:42:08 PM #40: |
tag
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fire_bolt 06/27/17 9:45:28 PM #41: |
Pseudo_Legacy posted...
4 always win --- If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix http://steamcommunity.com/id/bolt_thundara/wishlist ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 06/27/17 10:46:36 PM #42: |
uwnim posted...
What are the upsides to 1 and 5? Free lectures on feminism. Some people pay thousands a year for that. Women studies majors do. For 5, free law services ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 06/27/17 10:49:46 PM #43: |
4. And the drawbacks are really not-so-hidden perks.
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ArtVandelay 06/27/17 10:50:00 PM #44: |
Go_Totodile posted...
2. I can deal with it. this. wish I had picked 4 tho --- Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scripts 06/27/17 10:58:05 PM #45: |
yay 4
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gatorsPENSbucs 06/27/17 11:00:19 PM #46: |
4.
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Bloodychess 06/27/17 11:06:06 PM #47: |
thronedfire2 posted...
3 --- Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard and become evil. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lagfile 06/27/17 11:06:55 PM #48: |
2, not so bad but I can see why everyone here says 4 always wins.
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fuzzylittlbunny 06/27/17 11:07:03 PM #49: |
4 was my number when I played basketball as a kid and it has never let me down :3
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Gamer99z 06/27/17 11:09:18 PM #50: |
Dude you really gotta stop making #4 the best option literally every single time. Takes the fun out of it.
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Crazyman93 06/27/17 11:11:07 PM #51: |
Pseudo_Legacy posted...
4 always win --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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