Board 8 > B8UCA Presents Wednesday Afternoon RUIN ft. Kind of Reuniting Boko United / KotB

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

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Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75384750
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT

Who will be king?! Strife2 vs JEdwards
Another Edwards attempts to go for the crown! However, in his pass is the man who works for the king. The real question is, does he truly want to become King himself?

HOLD IT! Return of Boko United. EmeraldEgg vs Boko/GTM
CPU has forfeited his spot in the King of the Board allowing EmeraldEgg to advance to the semi-finals. But not so fast sweetheart, we don’t want this to be too easy. Boko United has be reunited see what I did there against their own will. If they defeat EmeraldEgg I will give his opponent in the Semis a stipulation for that match AND I will give Boko United a shot at Future Rock’s Tag Team Titles!

Undercard
Punishment! iHateThisCPU/Knuckles vs The UCA LWs (UCA LW Champion Wiggumfan267, LusterSoldier, Solioxrz362, Stevie3V, and ImTheMacheteGuy)
You do NOT quit my tournament without consequences. You will take on the entire UCA LW division. However, I am not completely cynical, I will give you a member of the SSW. Oh wait, Knuckles isn’t in the SSW! Oops!

Revive a Dynasty or an Empire eddv/Jedwards vs Shad/Stifled
Both of these teams need some help getting some momentum off of the ground. I am going to break a rule to make this happen and doublebook JEdwards.

Still need a contender for King of the Board TheSultanOfSlam vs XIII_Rocks vs DPOblivion vs Maniac64 vs Broken Raven vs eddv vs StifledSilence
This is an elimination chase to determine who will face davidponte at King of the Board! This will carry over to the other shows. Whoever finishes last will be eliminated. Due to lack of voters lately, I am going to allow voting 2 people once every 4 hours.

Don’t get rusty, Champ! UCA Undisputed Champion davidponte vs The Hedgehogs (Sonic/Metal Sonic/Shadow)
I believe that david wanted a piece of the SSW. Let’s see how he does against these Hedgehogs. Hopefully, they are all actually in the SSW.
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REUNITED AGAINST THEIR WILL VOTE FORM
Strife2 vs JEdwards
EmeraldEgg vs GTM/Boko
IHateThisCPU/Knuckles vs Wigs/Luster/Solio/Stevie/Machete
Eddv/JEdward vs Stifled/Shad
Davidponte vs Sonic/Metal Sonic/Shadow

Elimination Chase
Sultan
XIII
DP
Maniac
Raven
Eddv
Stifled
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@davidponte
@TheSultanOfSlam
@Apollo_Phoenix
@StifledSilence
@ZeroSignal620
@DpObliVion
@muddersmilk
@Strife2
@Eddv
@XIII_rocks
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@Emeraldegg
@IhatethisCPU
@WiggumFan267
@greengravy294
@MajinZidane
@LusterSoldier
@Solioxrz362
@Tom_Bombadil
@Stevie3V
@ImTheMacheteGuy
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Strife2
EmeraldEgg
Davidponte
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Strife2
GTM/Boko
IHateThisCPU/Knuckles
Eddv/JEdward
Sonic/Metal Sonic/Shadow

Elimination Chase
Sultan
Maniac
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Strife2 vs JEdwards
EmeraldEgg
CPU/Knuckles (But more importantly, Oi do have a match against one Kratos Aurion over at my boss' at SSW's Sonic Boom! Oi not wholly sure what else is going on because the card Oi was given glitched out of existence, somehow.)
Stifled/Shad
Sonic/Metal Sonic(!)/Shadow (...1 out of three is- (facepalm)

Elimination Chase
Maniac
Raven
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Strife2
EmeraldEgg
Wigs/Luster/Solio/Stevie/Machete
Eddv/JEdward vs Stifled/Shad
Davidponte

Elimination Chase
Sultan
Stifled
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If going 3 on 1 is what it takes to finally get a competitive match out of apparent SSW talent, then so be it, but as a 16 time World Champion was once known for, it's all about overcoming the odds, so I'm ready.

However, beating up hedgehogs is not what I came to RUIN for today, although I'll gladly do it. I'm here today for one reason. I mean, I'm the Undisputed Champion of the World, and I'd never miss a show, but that's also not what I'm getting at.

I'm here for CPU. Simple as that.

Now, CPU isn't like most superstars here in the UCA. In fact, I'd say he's one of a kind, and that's a great thing to have in our association. Where this becomes a negative, though, is when the eccentricity is used as an excuse to think that there are no consequences for your actions.

I'm calling you out, CPU, because it looks like no one else will.

Where we as superstars in the UCA try our hardest to keep our federation afloat, and wear our victories, defeats, and championship gold with pride, you sit off to the side, believing that you're too good for it all, that you don't care about your fellow superstars or the UCA, and that you'd rather be anywhere else in the world.

Where we as superstars in the UCA go out there night after night and continue to bust our asses with the knowledge that, yeah, maybe things aren't in the best spot they've been in, and that maybe we are in a stagnation or decline, you seem content with letting the ship sink, and are ever eager to point out where we are failing and who is to blame without offering any solutions of your own.

You can put on your shield and continue to dismiss and deflect everything we say in your own little world as you continue to go off on tangents and put your effort into other promotions, such as SSW, or you can be part of the solution.

I'm not here to fight you in the ring, but I'm more than happy to. As the Undisputed Champion, I too have my own commitments, and my own title to defend, but I'm not afraid to hunker down and defend my fort, and I can guarantee that I'm not the only one. There are many superstars here, such as DP, who have taken the fight to SSW in defense of the UCA. Maybe this is his fight, and I wouldn't want it to be anyone's job but his.

But, what matters to me is that we're very clear here.

You're either part of the solution, or part of the problem. So you can continue to hide behind your SSW friends, or you can join in with your UCA brothers, where they will welcome you with open arms.

The choice is yours. For once, make it.

This promo came off a little angrier than I intended when I read it back, so just to alleviate my own concerns, I'm not really calling you out, and like where this may or may not be going.
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Reunited and it feels so good
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Tag BABY
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MajinZidane posted...

Reunited and it feels so good

Hey boko hows it going
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Strife2
EmeraldEgg
Wigs/Luster/Solio/Stevie/Machete
Stifled/Shad
Sonic/Metal Sonic/Shadow

Dp
Stifled
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*Goes quiet, for a good, long moment*

...david. ...

*deflates.*

...It seems Oi was wrong about you, and that me presumptions about your not actually caring about the UCA other than in regards to your place in it were unfounded. ...You honestly do care about the UCA, the people in it, and want it to succeed and... well... *chuckles to self* 'thrive'.

...And you're.... partially correct, some of you do bust your arses, you, much to me surprise... Stroife, Apollo, Bombadil, the Unhatched Warrior that's movin' on up... and that's part of what bothers me about this entire company... but Oi'll address that later.

...Oi'm going to... attempt to handle a few of your statements. *Voice goes cold.* Oi take offense to to your assertion that Oi've been been doing nothin' to assist the UCA's failing health. Why do you think Oi've been travelin' all over the place? ...Admittedly it's mostly because Oi've the freedom to do so and Oi'm taking advantage of that, but... OI've been trying to drum up interest from the rest of the 'wrestling' world. Get other company's curiousity see if they'd be interested in bringing people in for a show or two, get your names out there.

Oi've been TRYING to promote the UCA elsewhere, try and convince them to send some of theirs down here, again, gather attention from the rest of the world, and... possibly, 'naturally' grow our audience out of what they see when they tune in.

Do you know what they've said? 'We aren't working with the UCA, because they can't be trusted to do good business.' Every single show until recently, the people here are lobbied to get themselve put over *world-class talent* like me good friends Ms. Sally Acorn, Miles, Luxord, *our champion*... see Oblivion's arrogance after the PPV, and why Oi refuse to work with the selfish bastard, and that shows you don't want to grow or improve to them, And they're not going to THINK ABOUT trying to help the UCA anymore. ...Unless Oi work *overtime* to help put their workers over on their shows.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING SHOWS OI'VE GOTTEN ME ASS KICKED TRYING TO PROMOTE THIS FORSAKEN, DYING COMPANY ON? OI GOT JOBBED OUT TO A remarkably quite attractive, so it wasn't ALL bad WOLFMAN, A FORENSICS SCIENTIST THAT ISN'T EVEN A FULL-TIME WRESTLER, I EVEN PUT OVER SOMEONE CALLED 'POWERPRO-KUN' ON NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS IN LIEU OF RIPPING STROIFE'S FACE OFF AND FEEDING IT TO HIS KING, AND OI *STILL* CAN'T GET A GOOD ANSWER FOR WHO HE/SHE/WHATEVER EVEN *WAS!* To *show* that the UCA could be trusted and was worth working with!

...And *every.* *show.* You... SCUMBAGS UNDERMINE MY EVERY FUCKING WORD AND PROMISE WITH THE *ONE COMPANY THAT'S TRYING TO HELP YOU *AGAINST* MY WISHES, WHO'VE BEEN GIVING YOU EXPOSURE THROUGH THEIR APPEARANCES HERE, AND PUTTING THEM DOWN LIKE THEY'RE NOTHING AFTERWARDS.

And... Oi... haven't seen *any* of you try to recruit, build funds... or do *anything* for this company other than try to line your own pockets and earn belts to add to your lists of 'accomplishments as you all wait for the UCA to die. ANd you.... ACCUSE ME OF NOT COMING UP WITH ANY IDEAS OR TRYING TO HELP.

Oi have Oi've just been doing it quietly, *without fanfare*, and been trying to goad you all into doing something to prove me wrong. And. Oi've. seen. NOTHING. Not even people trying to recruit from outside, most of you being content with your lot in this tiny pond, and actively fighting against forces attempting to assist you...

(...Not sure how much longer this'll go but breaking it up into another part anyway, and no, no, I getcha, david, and I honestly appreciate it! ^_^)
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And therein lies the problem. the lack of an audience and lack of additional interest from outside of this company, and the people here refusing to reach out to the outside world, get other peoples interest, try to recruit new blood, or spread the word in any way, is only letting the uca die faster.

You all seem content with letting matches keep going and letting things stagnate, even those of you that're working to improve and reinvent yourselves to try to keep things interesting! You accuse me of not coming up with ideas to try to improve things, when you haven't done a DAMN THING to help this company grow in it's time of need, and Oi can see in your young, stupid eyes that you legitimately care about this company.

...Now... here's the rub. Oi've been doing these things for you all, and you've said Oi don't seem to think Oi'm better than the UCA, and the people in it, and that Oi don't care about it dying.

...And you're absolutely roight. Oi keep saying, Oi want to leave the UCA, but keep being kept here under my bosses orders, they've asked me to do these things for you, asked me to put the UCA name out there, our collaboration with each other, their trying to keep you afloat with their cash. If it was up to me, after Oi took the Melee Mayhem title, YOUR NEVER WOULD'VE HEARD FROM ME AGAIN.

My immediate boss and friend, Sal, she's the one that suggested that first viginette. The one where Oi gave updates on how negotiations were going? That one? Yeah, if it'd been up to me, never would've happened, and that build with Maniac wouldn't have happened, whatever the 'Marquis of Queensbury' thing tha's happening with it now wouldn't have eitheeeeer ...Although that last doesn't really help my case.

*muses for a moment*

...Where was- ah, roight- all of this started as an attempt to stir up interest in the UCA. Get a broader appeal, again, get more fans and potential new talent in. But you people have fought against it ever step of the way, without doing anything to show me you're trying to make it better!

If letting this little pond drown itself, and refuse water from people that're trying to help it grow despite all of you fighting it is the 'solution', then Oi will GLADLY continue to be one of the flies in the ointment. You can keep your backstage, and you can close your arms. Oi've got a new home, and a new family. When this place goes under whenever that is, Oi will be happy and working with people that're spreading the word, helping the rest of the world of wrestling grow. ...Oi have my ticket out of this place when it comes crumbling down, unless you all SOMEHOW turn this around under your own efforts, AND I WILL GLADLY BE PROVEN WRONG IF YOU PULL THAT OFF, but, when Oi'm proven roight, as Oi often am, Oi'm going to be just. foine.

*Glares, takes a deep breath.*

...Oi have a match with a redheaded swordsman. If you'll excuse me.

Gentlemen...Luster.. *glares at the Echidna* traitor.

*walks off, hands behind back.*

...I apologise if I come off as extremely angry, here, just... reallllly got into character. @_@'
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the angrier the better
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Strife
Emerald
Team UCA
The Empire of Silence
David

Dp
Stifled

I'm always angry and I don't apologize!
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Yup
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Strife2
EmeraldEgg
Wigs/Luster/Solio/Stevie/Machete
Eddv/JEdward
Davidponte

Maniac
Stifled

DP and Sultan provided immense challenges, but as Undisputed Champion, I'd love to get a chance to defend my title against as many different superstars as possible.
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Strife2
GTM/Boko
Wigs/Luster/Solio/Stevie/Machete
Stifled/Shad
Davidponte


XIII
DP
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I shall win the elimination chase and THEN win the Undisputed championship, thus completing my kingdom of ruin! Then those Zero Signal fanboys will stop sending their letters to a man who'll never return!

Strife2
EmeraldEgg
Wigs/Luster/Solio/Stevie/Machete
Stifled/Shad
Davidponte

DP
Raven

So this elimination chase voting every four hours, I assume you can vote for the same people multiple times?

Dp
Raven
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Yes you can, just not twice in a row. So if the first 4 hours were person 1 and person 2. At hour 8 you need to vote to 3 and 4. Then at hour 12 you can do 1 and 2 again.
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Stifled
Sultan
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*Beats Jed all over ringside, and grabs a mic*

Emerald wants to win everything huh? Let's ask Jed what he won for reaching the semifinals! *punts Jed in the face*

That's right folks, a one-way all expenses paid trip to Strife City! Meals included. After you get done with a three-course meal, the head chef throws you the table, just like this..*drops the mic and tree slams Jed through the announce table*

I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
* press slams Jed back into the ring*
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We need more votes
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MajinZidane posted...

Reunited and it feels so good

This was in my head when booking
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Stifled
Sultan
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Fuck it all I can't believe I forgot to vote
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i keep missing these
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