Poll of the Day > The Mummy - 18% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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knightoffire55
06/09/17 2:03:47 PM
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Guess I'm seeing this one drunk.
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KevinceKostner
06/09/17 2:08:16 PM
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Ethan Hunt vs The Enchantress
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slacker03150
06/09/17 2:43:20 PM
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Well, yeah it doesn't have Brendan Fraiser.
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Zareth
06/09/17 2:48:37 PM
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Instead of seeing it just mail $15 to Brendan Frasier, he needs it more.
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Muffinz0rz
06/09/17 3:05:00 PM
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Not exactly sure why anybody expects and/or reboots these drawn-out-series-that-should've-ended-six-installments-ago movies to be any good at all.

To wit:

Pirates of the Caribbean 5: 29%

Baywatch: 20%

Ghostbusters (2016): This has a 73% for some reason (53% audience score is more telling, but that seems high), but we all know this was much worse than that.

Transformers The Last Knight: TBD (hopefully this topic stays alive by the time that comes out and/or starts getting reviews)

We know they're usually flops, but we see them anyways. I'm no exception. If I'm a fan of whatever the original source was, then I'm likely to see it regardless, but at least I can go in with the lowest of low expectations.
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Dikitain
06/09/17 3:08:34 PM
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Ghostbusters (2016): This has a 73% for some reason (53% audience score is more telling, but that seems high), but we all know this was much worse than that.


Ghostbusters had a lot of people going "but female cast!!!", however it still bombed in the box office. It is estimated that after the budget, marketing, and everything the studio lost like $150 million from it.
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streamofthesky
06/09/17 3:53:13 PM
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Well, it looked like shit in all the commercials, so I guess I feel vindicated in deeming it terrible on first glance.

The mummy herself looks terrible, and Tom Cruise instead of Brendan Fraser? No, just no.
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Muffinz0rz
06/09/17 4:01:37 PM
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Also, unrelated, but did anyone else catch the trailer that they mistakenly released with all the fucked up audio?

It was one of the funniest things I ever saw, but it's impossible to find it anymore because the studios pounced on that shit as fast as they could.
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DarkKirby2500
06/09/17 4:16:43 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0MGrwqb6w

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Muffinz0rz
06/09/17 4:21:30 PM
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DarkKirby2500 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI0MGrwqb6w

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How did you find this

On youtube no less

What did you search for

I tried over and over but it was always reaction videos or terribly edited ones or backwards ones to avoid the auto-search for copyright crap
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PimpMyRhydon
06/09/17 4:23:23 PM
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KevinceKostner posted...
Ethan Hunt vs The Enchantress

I really did think it was The dirty hot Enchantress at first
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OhhhJa
06/09/17 4:40:05 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: 29%

Let's be honest. PotC was never good. The first was ok but everything after was convoluted garbage made for women who wanna look at a drunken Johnny Depp for 3 hours
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jamieyello3
06/09/17 4:44:59 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
Well, yeah it doesn't have Brendan Fraiser.

Did they find someone equally ugly and weird looking to replace him?
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MICHALECOLE
06/09/17 4:46:20 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: 29%

Let's be honest. PotC was never good. The first was ok but everything after was convoluted garbage made for women who wanna look at a drunken Johnny Depp for 3 hours

3 > 2 > 1

Imo
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Muffinz0rz
06/09/17 4:51:11 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: 29%

Let's be honest. PotC was never good. The first was ok but everything after was convoluted garbage made for women who wanna look at a drunken Johnny Depp for 3 hours

3 > 2 > 1

Imo

According to RottenTomatoes and not my own personal score:

PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl: - 79% tomatometer (whatever that is), 86% audience score
PotC: Dead Man's Chest - 54% tomatometer, 72% audience score
PotC: At World's End - 45% tomatometer, 72% audience score
PotC: On Stranger Tides - 32% tomatometer, 54% audience score
PotC: Dead Men Tell no Tales - 29% tomatometer, 69% audience score

So the audience score on #5 is actually higher than 4, on pace with 2 and 3.

Obviously that might change since it just came out, but we'll see.

Personally, I liked 1, was okay with 2, and did not enjoy 3. I did not see 4 or 5.
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jamieyello3
06/09/17 4:52:21 PM
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Blighboy
06/09/17 5:01:13 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
- 79% tomatometer (whatever that is)

Should be the percent of critics who gave it a positive score. You can also compare the average score.
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twa556
06/09/17 5:01:59 PM
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1>2>5>3>4 for the Pirates movies.

1 is great, 2 is good, 3 is a movie, 4 was pretty bad, and 5 I actually kinda liked.
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