Current Events > Why the fuck do most of you shower for more than 5 minutes?

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FFVII_REMAKE 05/28/17 9:43:39 AM #1:	1 minute to rinse, 3 minutes to body wash and shampoo, then 1 minute to wash off.... The fuck do you guys need 10-15 minutes for? Cucks. <cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted [p:879954614] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>1 minute to rinse, 3 minutes to body wash and shampoo, then 1 minute to wash off.... The fuck do you guys need 10-15 minutes for? Cucks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 05/28/17 9:45:35 AM #2:	1. How do you know? 2. How does it affect you? 3. "Why the fuck": Why so angry at it? (See #2). --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". <cite>Laserion posted [p:879954669] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>1. How do you know? 2. How does it affect you? 3. "Why the fuck": Why so angry at it? (See #2).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperTatortots 05/28/17 9:46:37 AM #3:	feels good man --- Taters gonna tate \|\| TRIGGER WARNING POTATO GOODNESS http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7wku3Ei081qaso2so1_500.png <cite>SuperTatortots posted [p:879954704] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>feels good man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 05/28/17 9:46:55 AM #4:	TC sounds unhygienic --- http://i.imgur.com/5QQMzWt.gif http://i.imgur.com/Bn4DB40.png http://i.imgur.com/ImzyxQD.png http://i.imgur.com/9xSahQ5.jpg <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:879954714] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>TC sounds unhygienic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Baneposting 05/28/17 9:46:56 AM #5:	Hair trimmings Beard Those alone take up a few minutes <cite>Baneposting posted [p:879954716] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Hair trimmings Beard Those alone take up a few minutes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BolognaSammich 05/28/17 9:47:03 AM #6:	i for one have better things to spend my sunday mornings thinking about than sweaty fat neckbeards showering. --- thats pure bologna! <cite>BolognaSammich posted [p:879954720] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>i for one have better things to spend my sunday mornings thinking about than sweaty fat neckbeards showering.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DestroyedDog 05/28/17 9:48:33 AM #8:	SuperTatortots posted... feels good man --- Not changing this until the Vikings make it to the Super Bowl Started 4/10/2013 <cite>DestroyedDog posted [p:879954772] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>SuperTatortots posted...</cite> <quote>feels good man</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JlM 05/28/17 9:49:57 AM #9:	It takes so long to smash the shit down the drain. --- I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well. Pittsburgh <cite>JlM posted [p:879954820] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>It takes so long to smash the shit down the drain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/28/17 9:52:39 AM #10:	Feels good man --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:879954895] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Feels good man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 05/28/17 9:53:00 AM #11:	Sometimes I like to crank one out before work in the shower. That way I can make it until my lunch time pleasure session without feeling too antsy. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:879954904] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes I like to crank one out before work in the shower. That way I can make it until my lunch time pleasure session without feeling too antsy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlabamaLove 05/28/17 9:54:26 AM #12:	how do you not stand in the shower head up, mouth agape, collecting water for at least 5 minutes while you contemplate life? --- http://i.imgur.com/nAjIv.gif http://i.imgur.com/Gqlg3.gif <cite>AlabamaLove posted [p:879954945] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>how do you not stand in the shower head up, mouth agape, collecting water for at least 5 minutes while you contemplate life?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 05/28/17 9:56:30 AM #13:	I like to enjoy my time in the shower --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:879955008] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I like to enjoy my time in the shower</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExMechaGodzilla 05/28/17 10:03:11 AM #14:	AlabamaLove posted... how do you not stand in the shower head up, mouth agape, collecting water for at least 5 minutes while you contemplate life? this also wash your face bro --- https://youtu.be/Dek8AgqM8lI https://soundcloud.com/tanuki-desu <cite>ExMechaGodzilla posted [p:879955208] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlabamaLove posted...</cite> <quote>how do you not stand in the shower head up, mouth agape, collecting water for at least 5 minutes while you contemplate life?</quote> this also wash your face bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Destroyer 05/28/17 10:16:51 AM #15:	i sometimes take very long showers. it helps with my anxiety, gives me a place to breath, lets me meditate or just sit if I want too, etc. --- Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses. http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!) <cite>Zero_Destroyer posted [p:879955625] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>i sometimes take very long showers. it helps with my anxiety, gives me a place to breath, lets me meditate or just sit if I want too, etc.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrPeppers 05/28/17 10:17:52 AM #16:	A) You forgot conditioner. B) I just spent 30 mins in the shower this morning trying to nurse a hangover, and it felt fucking amazing. --- http://i.imgur.com/SGkkbF0.png <cite>MrPeppers posted [p:879955659] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>A) You forgot conditioner. B) I just spent 30 mins in the shower this morning trying to nurse a hangover, and it felt fucking amazing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSj3BillMurray 05/28/17 10:18:07 AM #17:	Showers are comfy af <cite>SSj3BillMurray posted [p:879955667] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Showers are comfy af</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProbablySkye 05/28/17 10:22:15 AM #18:	Forgettable posted... So I can dwell on my past mistakes and imagine what could have been. Also some stuff takes time <cite>ProbablySkye posted [p:879955802] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>Forgettable posted...</cite> <quote>So I can dwell on my past mistakes and imagine what could have been.</quote> Also some stuff takes time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProbablySkye 05/28/17 10:23:04 AM #19:	MrPeppers posted... A) You forgot conditioner. B) I just spent 30 mins in the shower this morning trying to nurse a hangover, and it felt fucking amazing. Dr. Pepper has spoken <cite>ProbablySkye posted [p:879955831] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrPeppers posted...</cite> <quote>A) You forgot conditioner. B) I just spent 30 mins in the shower this morning trying to nurse a hangover, and it felt fucking amazing.</quote> Dr. Pepper has spoken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 05/28/17 10:23:55 AM #20:	TV shows are like 20 minutes. Sex takes like 5-10 minutes. Showers feel good so make it last. And shaving takes a good 5 minutes or so. Any of those. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:879955854] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>TV shows are like 20 minutes. Sex takes like 5-10 minutes. Showers feel good so make it last. And shaving takes a good 5 minutes or so. Any of those.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerSlaw 05/28/17 10:24:48 AM #21:	I tend to condition my hair so my showers take at least 10 minutes. If I don't do that I'm out in 5 if we are not counting the pre shower shit. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." <cite>KillerSlaw posted [p:879955880] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I tend to condition my hair so my showers take at least 10 minutes. If I don't do that I'm out in 5 if we are not counting the pre shower shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrPeppers 05/28/17 10:28:47 AM #22:	ProbablySkye posted... MrPeppers posted... A) You forgot conditioner. B) I just spent 30 mins in the shower this morning trying to nurse a hangover, and it felt fucking amazing. Dr. Pepper has spoken I now have you tagged as "coolest guy on CE" Any script you want, you get. ;-) --- http://i.imgur.com/SGkkbF0.png <cite>MrPeppers posted [p:879956033] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProbablySkye posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MrPeppers posted...</cite> <quote>A) You forgot conditioner. B) I just spent 30 mins in the shower this morning trying to nurse a hangover, and it felt fucking amazing.</quote> Dr. Pepper has spoken</quote> I now have you tagged as "coolest guy on CE" Any script you want, you get. ;-)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 05/28/17 10:35:28 AM #23:	I shave in the shower. I also use deep pore face cleanser so I have to let that set in. For my hair I let the shampoo and conditioner soak in for a few. I also like to foam up the body wash in the girly sponge thingy before wiping down. It's also required to take a brush of some sort and clean under fingernails and toenails. I also use a shower head with various settings so it feels good after a long hard day. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:879956269] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I shave in the shower. I also use deep pore face cleanser so I have to let that set in. For my hair I let the shampoo and conditioner soak in for a few. I also like to foam up the body wash in the girly sponge thingy before wiping down. It's also required to take a brush of some sort and clean under fingernails and toenails. I also use a shower head with various settings so it feels good after a long hard day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 05/28/17 10:37:48 AM #24:	I lose track of time in there. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:879956331] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I lose track of time in there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrevorBlack79 05/28/17 10:38:27 AM #25:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... Sex takes like 5-10 minutes. My condolences. --- "a minority is someone who you can tell off the bat they are black/hispanic/colored. LGBT isn't a minority" - Blakkheim1 <cite>TrevorBlack79 posted [p:879956359] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>Sex takes like 5-10 minutes.</quote> My condolences.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 05/28/17 10:39:59 AM #26:	Shave Sex Soak Relax 20 mins or nothing --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:879956414] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Shave Sex Soak Relax 20 mins or nothing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 05/28/17 10:47:17 AM #27:	Forgettable posted... So I can dwell on my past mistakes and imagine what could have been. This Or come up with brilliant ideas that I immediately forget about as soon as I step out of the shower. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:879956649] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>Forgettable posted...</cite> <quote>So I can dwell on my past mistakes and imagine what could have been.</quote> This Or come up with brilliant ideas that I immediately forget about as soon as I step out of the shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 05/28/17 10:49:24 AM #28:	the water just feels good bro --- http://i.imgur.com/WTmIPt8.jpg <cite>smoke_break posted [p:879956729] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>the water just feels good bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnicksRGarbage 05/28/17 10:50:36 AM #29:	FFVII_REMAKE posted... 1 minute to rinse, 3 minutes to body wash and shampoo, then 1 minute to wash off.... The fuck do you guys need 10-15 minutes for? Cucks. Anyone who says cucks is a try hard --- #whitelivesmatter <cite>KnicksRGarbage posted [p:879956783] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted...</cite> <quote>1 minute to rinse, 3 minutes to body wash and shampoo, then 1 minute to wash off.... The fuck do you guys need 10-15 minutes for? Cucks.</quote> Anyone who says cucks is a try hard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SableWolfAngel 05/28/17 10:51:09 AM #30:	I have a routine that takes awhile. I have special washes and extra stuff to do that's not just shampoo and body wash. Takes me about 10-15 minutes to shower completely, longer if I have to shave. --- http://www.backloggery.com/SableWolfAngel http://i.imgur.com/At3Hcq5.png \| http://i.imgur.com/F1pWSAm.jpg <cite>SableWolfAngel posted [p:879956810] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I have a routine that takes awhile. I have special washes and extra stuff to do that's not just shampoo and body wash. Takes me about 10-15 minutes to shower completely, longer if I have to shave.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MJ_Max 05/28/17 11:29:59 AM #32:	Showers are my coffee <cite>MJ_Max posted [p:879958254] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Showers are my coffee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 05/28/17 11:31:02 AM #33:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... TV shows are like 20 minutes. Sex takes like 5-10 minutes. Showers feel good so make it last. And shaving takes a good 5 minutes or so. Any of those. Youre doing it wrong if sex is only 5-10 minutes. <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:879958286] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>TV shows are like 20 minutes. Sex takes like 5-10 minutes. Showers feel good so make it last. And shaving takes a good 5 minutes or so. Any of those.</quote> Youre doing it wrong if sex is only 5-10 minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MangaFan462 05/28/17 11:34:04 AM #34:	I always have plenty of time to shower so there's no rush. The water and gas bills are very cheap. It feels quite nice. --- Posted using GameFlux https://i.imgur.com/Il34cSX.jpg / https://i.redd.it/zwfbqetu2b8y.jpg <cite>MangaFan462 posted [p:879958396] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I always have plenty of time to shower so there's no rush. The water and gas bills are very cheap. It feels quite nice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 05/28/17 11:45:24 AM #35:	mfw i'm in the shower https://68.media.tumblr.com/f4a6982cd3412c984992ffca87a81092/tumblr_nnqm2xpniX1u7487lo1_500.gif --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgG0NO0.jpg <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:879958817] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>mfw i'm in the shower https://68.media.tumblr.com/f4a6982cd3412c984992ffca87a81092/tumblr_nnqm2xpniX1u7487lo1_500.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 05/28/17 11:58:47 AM #36:	I need time to devise shower thoughts. --- http://i.imgur.com/M03W1tr.jpg <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:879959369] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I need time to devise shower thoughts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 05/28/17 12:20:29 PM #37:	When I'm in the shower, I like to pretend I'm in one of those dramatic movie scenes where the hero is contemplating his life while planning to get revenge for the death of his family (or police partner) and the audience can't tell if there are tears on his face because the shower water is streaming over him and symbolically cleansing his soul. Edit: this means I get super clean, but I'm in the shower for half an hour. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:879960263] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>When I'm in the shower, I like to pretend I'm in one of those dramatic movie scenes where the hero is contemplating his life while planning to get revenge for the death of his family (or police partner) and the audience can't tell if there are tears on his face because the shower water is streaming over him and symbolically cleansing his soul. Edit: this means I get super clean, but I'm in the shower for half an hour.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 05/28/17 12:38:20 PM #38:	I like to let the water burn me for a while --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:879961072] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I like to let the water burn me for a while</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cbik 05/28/17 12:40:04 PM #39:	It takes me 4 minutes just to wash my face and hair, much less my entire body, unless i try to fucking speedrun my shower. --- Spit at the floor, if it lands on your forehead you're walking on the ceiling. http://error1355.com/ce/cbik.html <cite>cbik posted [p:879961134] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>It takes me 4 minutes just to wash my face and hair, much less my entire body, unless i try to fucking speedrun my shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 05/28/17 12:41:27 PM #40:	@-Gavirulax- whose alt is this? --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple FFBE ID: 196 912 851 900+ ATK Orlandu <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:879961209] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>@-Gavirulax- whose alt is this?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 05/28/17 12:43:15 PM #41:	MrPeppers posted... ProbablySkye posted... MrPeppers posted... A) You forgot conditioner. B) I just spent 30 mins in the shower this morning trying to nurse a hangover, and it felt fucking amazing. Dr. Pepper has spoken I now have you tagged as "coolest guy on CE" Any script you want, you get. ;-) Oooo, ask for the one that starts with a "D" --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:879961282] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrPeppers posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ProbablySkye posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MrPeppers posted...</cite> <quote>A) You forgot conditioner. B) I just spent 30 mins in the shower this morning trying to nurse a hangover, and it felt fucking amazing.</quote> Dr. Pepper has spoken</quote> I now have you tagged as "coolest guy on CE" Any script you want, you get. ;-)</quote> Oooo, ask for the one that starts with a "D"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFVII_REMAKE 05/28/17 1:36:02 PM #42:	Cucks! <cite>FFVII_REMAKE posted [p:879963678] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Cucks!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X 05/28/17 1:40:52 PM #43:	I shower for 40 minutes 3 times a day. I like to smell good. The better question is why are you only showering for 4 mins and not even scrubbing your body? Sounds like you have body odors --- There's only three things in this world that will survive a nuclear apocalypse, twinkies, the cockroaches and Dixie Carter. <cite>Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X posted [p:879963913] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I shower for 40 minutes 3 times a day. I like to smell good. The better question is why are you only showering for 4 mins and not even scrubbing your body? Sounds like you have body odors</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 05/28/17 1:44:32 PM #44:	Laserion posted... 1. How do you know? 2. How does it affect you? 3. "Why the fuck": Why so angry at it? (See #2). --- Posted using GameFlux Get it now for Android from Google Play! <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:879964086] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote><cite>Laserion posted...</cite> <quote>1. How do you know? 2. How does it affect you? 3. "Why the fuck": Why so angry at it? (See #2).</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ehhwhatever 05/28/17 1:48:37 PM #45:	I always have a daydream when I shower. --- Chill-out music award? Where is it? <cite>ehhwhatever posted [p:879964308] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I always have a daydream when I shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 05/28/17 1:55:04 PM #47:	5 minutes is not enough time to actually get clean. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:879964662] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>5 minutes is not enough time to actually get clean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 05/28/17 2:07:22 PM #48:	I need at least 20 mins --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:879965219] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>I need at least 20 mins</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 05/28/17 2:08:38 PM #49:	Hey man you gotta scrub that gooch! --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:879965266] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Hey man you gotta scrub that gooch!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LookANinja 05/28/17 2:21:27 PM #50:	Yeah my conditioner says to let it soak in for at least 3 minutes. --- http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/56/picturesig.jpg http://i.imgur.com/b8HCz.gif <cite>LookANinja posted [p:879965837] in Why the fu... [t:75395217]...</cite> <quote>Yeah my conditioner says to let it soak in for at least 3 minutes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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