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joshbutt
05/07/17 9:37:50 PM
#101:


I cant wait for an update!
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P4wn4g3
05/07/17 9:44:35 PM
#102:


Sex
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Banana_Mana
05/07/17 9:45:18 PM
#103:


Can't wait for all the forever alone's to steam in saying that this never happened.

Proof that Tinder / online dating is easy.

Good job everyone!
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fire_bolt
05/07/17 9:53:43 PM
#104:


Tag
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Andrew21044
05/07/17 10:05:20 PM
#105:


Lolol.

Wasn't expecting any of this to work but at least TC is getting some tonight.
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Cowboys
05/07/17 10:06:00 PM
#106:


So TC said he has a huge dick and great tongue game to this girl. lets hope he wasn't lying xD
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Sad_Face
05/07/17 10:12:45 PM
#107:


Banana_Mana posted...
Can't wait for all the forever alone's to steam in saying that this never happened.

Proof that Tinder / online dating is easy.


You're gonna be waiting quite some time for that.

And TC's an attractive guy who's giving attention to a girl who... doesn't have the ideal body type. The circumstances were in his favor.
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Texas_Horns
05/07/17 10:17:51 PM
#108:


Sad_Face posted...
And TC's an attractive guy who's giving attention to a girl who... doesn't have the ideal body type. The circumstances were in his favor.

Allegedly!

I'm waiting for actual proof on that
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Banana_Mana
05/07/17 10:18:58 PM
#109:


Sad_Face posted...
Banana_Mana posted...
Can't wait for all the forever alone's to steam in saying that this never happened.

Proof that Tinder / online dating is easy.


You're gonna be waiting quite some time for that.

And TC's an attractive guy who's giving attention to a girl who... doesn't have the ideal body type. The circumstances were in his favor.


Still a lot of people seem to think dating is rigged, and some such bollocks.
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fire_bolt
05/07/17 10:22:48 PM
#110:


Goddamn CE, I'm proud of you. Wingman game strong AF tonight
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mario masta
05/07/17 10:28:12 PM
#111:


10/10 topic. TC is handsome too, and +1 for being a Spurs fan.
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Blue_Target
05/07/17 10:46:42 PM
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ArtVandelay
05/07/17 10:48:04 PM
#113:


Blue_Target posted...
wtf? CE got somebody a girl?

I don't even think tc approached this girl. it looks like she messaged him lol.

he still done good
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EdgeMaster
05/07/17 10:52:26 PM
#114:


Blue_Target posted...
wtf? CE got somebody a girl?


No lol.

Cliffs:
-TC spams "ay girl" to multiple girls
-Completely different girl tells OP is attractive
-OP can hold a conversation and girl accepts invite for coffee
-CE somehow assumes coffee=sex
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Blue_Target
05/07/17 10:54:12 PM
#115:


oh.... still kudos to CE for something
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Damn_Underscore
05/07/17 10:55:52 PM
#116:


EdgeMaster posted...
-CE somehow assumes coffee=sex


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skZx5liyaM

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Texas_Horns
05/07/17 10:56:59 PM
#117:


EdgeMaster posted...
Cliffs:
-TC spams "ay girl" to multiple girls
-Completely different girl tells OP is attractive
-OP can hold a conversation and girl accepts invite for coffee
-CE somehow assumes coffee=sex


TC said he was actually trying before he came to CE but Tinder girls are 99% shit, so he jokingly said the first thing CE told him to say.

He even said something like "lets be serious" when he got the message from coffee girl

And that girl definitely wants it. She wouldn't have accepted coffee invites from a guy who just told you he has a big penis and tongue game on Tinder otherwise lol
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/07/17 11:12:09 PM
#118:


TC is balls deep based on my words.
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EdgeMaster
05/07/17 11:14:46 PM
#119:


Texas_Horns posted...
EdgeMaster posted...
Cliffs:
-TC spams "ay girl" to multiple girls
-Completely different girl tells OP is attractive
-OP can hold a conversation and girl accepts invite for coffee
-CE somehow assumes coffee=sex


TC said he was actually trying before he came to CE but Tinder girls are 99% shit, so he jokingly said the first thing CE told him to say.

He even said something like "lets be serious" when he got the message from coffee girl

And that girl definitely wants it. She wouldn't have accepted coffee invites from a guy who just told you he has a big penis and tongue game on Tinder otherwise lol


My point was the girl was interested from the get go. One user suggested something humorous involving candy with references to oral sex and another basically walked him through. Hardly a "CE got someone laid"

Getting coffee doesn't guarantee sex even at 7pm, but I'm not saying it isn't possible. The chick was interested and might put out on day 1, but let's see what happens.
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I_suk_at_golf
05/07/17 11:19:16 PM
#120:


Speaking of getting coffee with thick girls on Tinder, I'm about to do the same on OKC.
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/07/17 11:20:59 PM
#121:


I_suk_at_golf posted...
Speaking of getting coffee with thick girls on Tinder, I'm about to do the same on OKC.


Don't let her order a Frapp with a slice of cake
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Hey
05/07/17 11:24:19 PM
#122:


EdgeMaster posted...
Texas_Horns posted...
EdgeMaster posted...
Cliffs:
-TC spams "ay girl" to multiple girls
-Completely different girl tells OP is attractive
-OP can hold a conversation and girl accepts invite for coffee
-CE somehow assumes coffee=sex


TC said he was actually trying before he came to CE but Tinder girls are 99% shit, so he jokingly said the first thing CE told him to say.

He even said something like "lets be serious" when he got the message from coffee girl

And that girl definitely wants it. She wouldn't have accepted coffee invites from a guy who just told you he has a big penis and tongue game on Tinder otherwise lol


My point was the girl was interested from the get go. One user suggested something humorous involving candy with references to oral sex and another basically walked him through. Hardly a "CE got someone laid"

Getting coffee doesn't guarantee sex even at 7pm, but I'm not saying it isn't possible. The chick was interested and might put out on day 1, but let's see what happens.

well i believe in kiwi's power to get tc laid
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Sad_Face
05/07/17 11:29:01 PM
#123:


Hey posted...
well i believe in kiwi's power to get tc laid


As do I. All Hail Lord @KiwiTerraRizing, Master of Sensual Phrasing, Breaker of Dry Spells, Heir to the Wingman's Throne!
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/07/17 11:31:13 PM
#124:


Sad_Face posted...
Hey posted...
well i believe in kiwi's power to get tc laid


As do I. All Hail Lord @KiwiTerraRizing, Master of Sensual Phrasing, Breaker of Dry Spells, Heir to the Wingman's Throne!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8

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RchHomieQuanChi
05/07/17 11:48:12 PM
#125:


My current girlfriend I met off of Tinder and we've had some of the best sex of my life.
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Will446
05/08/17 12:46:13 AM
#126:


I'm ugly so tinder doesn't work for me
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F1rstBlood
05/08/17 12:54:10 AM
#127:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
TC is balls deep based on my words.

Why'd you have to make this weird? =/


Also she wasn't fat >_>
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toptopmax
05/08/17 12:54:37 AM
#128:


i don't think tinder is bad from what I've seen. Grindr is full of douchebags though.
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Sad_Face
05/08/17 12:56:17 AM
#129:


F1rstBlood posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
TC is balls deep based on my words.

Why'd you have to make this weird? =/


Also she wasn't fat >_>


Back already? What happened?
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ArchiePeck
05/08/17 1:04:48 AM
#130:


Banana_Mana posted...
Can't wait for all the forever alone's to steam in saying that this never happened.

Proof that Tinder / online dating is easy.

Good job everyone!


Ya gotta have the confidence, people!
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F1rstBlood
05/08/17 1:21:51 AM
#131:


Sad_Face posted...
F1rstBlood posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
TC is balls deep based on my words.

Why'd you have to make this weird? =/


Also she wasn't fat >_>


Back already? What happened?


We made it fam.

But it's final week for everyone, including her roommate, so she very nicely kicked me out b4 midnight as per her roommates request.
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P4wn4g3
05/08/17 1:28:31 AM
#132:


That was quick sex
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cuttin_in_farm
05/08/17 1:34:32 AM
#133:


This was like an interactive dating sim.

Glad I clicked this topic.
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emblem boy
05/08/17 1:49:10 AM
#134:


Nice man. When one CEman fucks, all CEmen fuck
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F1rstBlood
05/08/17 2:18:59 AM
#135:


Lowkey feel unstoppable with the newly found game of CE.

We'll tackle a new girl tomorrow cause the fuck not

Will provide all the potentials and let yall pick
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michaels786
05/08/17 2:23:07 AM
#136:


tag
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Vermander
05/08/17 3:09:32 AM
#137:


Jesus TC at least you get attractive matches. I just get landwhales and crazy ppl
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im not 13
05/08/17 3:18:22 AM
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F1rstBlood
05/08/17 3:42:02 AM
#139:


Vermander posted...
Jesus TC at least you get attractive matches. I just get landwhales and crazy ppl

I live in a HUGE college city with tons of tinder users. Bound to get a few good ones.

im not 13 posted...
*looks at tcs pics*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQL7LW3CWXs


The pics def overflatter me, and I'm shy af irl unless I know a person wants to talk to me/or likes me. That's why I need CE for my tinder game lol
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AngelicTouch99
05/08/17 4:08:38 AM
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F1rstBlood
05/08/17 4:12:53 AM
#141:


Aubfveb

CE decide on the next one. Already fucked up on a few with the ay girl atttempts, so this is what we have

First one already messaged me "Ur eyebrows r so good" so she might be the easiest to work w.

Ima sleep for now tho
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F1rstBlood
05/08/17 4:17:08 AM
#143:


Decide the next girl -_-

I'm not gonna ask a girl that, it won't work
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Ruvan22
05/08/17 8:11:36 AM
#145:


Kai
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MegaTech
05/08/17 8:12:30 AM
#146:


Tc likes em thick. Pick Stacy
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Darkman124
05/08/17 8:19:58 AM
#147:


the lesson from this is 'switch to bumble'
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/08/17 8:20:00 AM
#148:


F1rstBlood posted...
Sad_Face posted...
F1rstBlood posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
TC is balls deep based on my words.

Why'd you have to make this weird? =/


Also she wasn't fat >_>


Back already? What happened?


We made it fam.

But it's final week for everyone, including her roommate, so she very nicely kicked me out b4 midnight as per her roommates request.


Oh hell yes, I got the Midas touch.
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ArtVandelay
05/08/17 12:04:20 PM
#149:


Brandi. easily

looks like she may be a bitch though so gl
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F1rstBlood
05/08/17 1:10:55 PM
#150:


Let's just go for all of them at once.
Reminder that Kai said my eyebrows are good
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fire_bolt
05/08/17 1:17:22 PM
#151:


All at once is ALWAYS the correct choice in this situation, bruh
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