Current Events > You have one week to come up with $30,000. What do you do?

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Vol2tex
05/01/17 12:44:27 AM
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This was a plot point in a movie I just saw. He had to come up with $30,000 in a week or be killed.
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FightingGames
05/01/17 12:45:26 AM
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run away to rural china
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Kuja_88
05/01/17 12:46:27 AM
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Call a psychic and start the lottery tickets. ROFL.
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LovingPacifist
05/01/17 12:47:30 AM
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Take it out of my bank account
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Vol2tex
05/01/17 12:59:05 AM
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FightingGames posted...
run away to rural china


Hmm
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chill02
05/01/17 1:26:46 AM
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Done
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Vol2tex
05/01/17 11:31:28 AM
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Aliensss
05/01/17 11:32:59 AM
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Cry mostly
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YookaLaylee
05/01/17 11:33:17 AM
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Sell one of my kidneys on the black market
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KILBOTz
05/01/17 11:35:18 AM
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sell about $15k in stocks and pull the ~$15k I keep in my savings/checking. or I could use an open HELOC I have if I didn't want to sell stocks for some reason. Or credit card advances.
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CrimsonAngeI
05/01/17 11:36:01 AM
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Fail to come up with it.
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bluezero
05/01/17 11:36:18 AM
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ThyCorndog
05/01/17 11:37:09 AM
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Borrow some from family
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DarkChozoGhost
05/01/17 11:37:16 AM
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g4p
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MorbidFaithless
05/01/17 11:38:16 AM
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Steal from work?
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DevsBro
05/01/17 11:39:06 AM
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Call the police on whoever is planning to kill me if I don't give him $30k.

Supposing that's not an option, I guess I'd put house on the market and hope it somehow sells and closes in a week.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
05/01/17 11:40:18 AM
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I mean bank account + 401k or selling my car would work but be less than ideal.

Probably just go to the bank and get a loan.
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Super Saiyan 3 Goku
05/01/17 11:41:18 AM
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I'd probably just dip into my traditional IRA.
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Vol2tex
05/01/17 11:41:40 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Call the police on whoever is planning to kill me if I don't give him $30k.

Supposing that's not an option, I guess I'd put house on the market and hope it somehow sells and closes in a week.


In the movie, both of them were doing something illegal so calling the cops would get you arrested as well.
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Skurvy_1
05/01/17 11:42:45 AM
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LovingPacifist posted...
Take it out of my bank account

This.
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DevsBro
05/01/17 11:43:10 AM
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In the movie, both of them were doing something illegal so calling the cops would get you arrested as well.

Arrested vs dead, eh?

I don't do anything I would get arrested over so I guess I would call the police. I do speed sometimes though.
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OpShaft
05/01/17 11:43:16 AM
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Vol2tex posted...
DevsBro posted...
Call the police on whoever is planning to kill me if I don't give him $30k.

Supposing that's not an option, I guess I'd put house on the market and hope it somehow sells and closes in a week.


In the movie, both of them were doing something illegal so calling the cops would get you arrested as well.


Better than dead I guess.
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De Evolution
05/01/17 11:43:19 AM
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Rob a bunch of drug dealers
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Vol2tex
05/01/17 12:12:48 PM
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OpShaft posted...
Vol2tex posted...
DevsBro posted...
Call the police on whoever is planning to kill me if I don't give him $30k.

Supposing that's not an option, I guess I'd put house on the market and hope it somehow sells and closes in a week.


In the movie, both of them were doing something illegal so calling the cops would get you arrested as well.


Better than dead I guess.


True.
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Letron_James
05/01/17 12:14:56 PM
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Die
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KogaSteelfang
05/01/17 12:14:57 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
Fail to come up with it.

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EvalAngell
05/01/17 12:15:32 PM
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Bank loan
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Sexypwnstar
05/01/17 12:16:13 PM
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Kill the person who wants to kill me
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Vol2tex
05/01/17 1:09:58 PM
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EvalAngell posted...
Bank loan


That was a possibility actually depicted in the movie, but he was declined. Hopefully you have a better chance!
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Trigg3rH4ppy
05/01/17 1:12:06 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
Kill the person who wants to kill me

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Vol2tex
05/01/17 2:32:55 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Sexypwnstar posted...
Kill the person who wants to kill me


Think you can?
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ManSpread
05/01/17 2:34:12 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
g4p

this

makes fat stacks reaaaaal fast
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NintendoFanGirl
05/01/17 2:36:23 PM
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I make that in a week
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tremain07
05/01/17 2:39:32 PM
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Die, i guess, my bank account is 4 dollars, my job does not exist, my savings are 0 dollars and I have no credit. Ah well, we all gotta go sometime, I guess I'll arm myself with a knife and hope that I can at least take them to hell with me. Why hell? because someone as useless as me doesn't belong in heaven.
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Sami1000
05/01/17 2:43:17 PM
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CrimsonAngeI posted...
Fail to come up with it.

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Giant_Aspirin
05/01/17 2:44:49 PM
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take it out of my savings account and then sell some investments to replenish the rainy day fund
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The Catgirl Fondler
05/01/17 2:48:15 PM
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Guess I'm getting killed then.

I couldn't even make $3 in over 10 years, sure as fuck couldn't make the amount asked for in the time allowed.
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The_Doge
05/01/17 2:49:59 PM
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Doge Kickstarter
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KILBOTz
05/01/17 4:07:58 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Die, i guess, my bank account is 4 dollars, my job does not exist, my savings are 0 dollars and I have no credit. Ah well, we all gotta go sometime, I guess I'll arm myself with a knife and hope that I can at least take them to hell with me. Why hell? because someone as useless as me doesn't belong in heaven.


you doing alright?
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Vol2tex
05/01/17 6:39:42 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Die, i guess, my bank account is 4 dollars, my job does not exist, my savings are 0 dollars and I have no credit. Ah well, we all gotta go sometime, I guess I'll arm myself with a knife and hope that I can at least take them to hell with me. Why hell? because someone as useless as me doesn't belong in heaven.


Why do you say that you are useless?
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Electrokinesis
05/01/17 6:41:52 PM
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I'll be fine one way or another.
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Scarecrow1711
05/01/17 6:42:13 PM
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Steal from some rich people who don't live too far from me. They're millionaires supposedly. They are also racist so I won't feel bad.
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Borgnar
05/01/17 6:45:05 PM
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give myself superpowers and kick that persons ass
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Printerscape
05/01/17 6:45:15 PM
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Cash out of my savings. If that's too slow, then cash advance on my credit cards.
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The Top Crusader
05/01/17 6:48:42 PM
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I don't have that just lying around but I could get a loan from a bank or max out a few credit cards.
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Keith_Valentine
05/01/17 6:52:53 PM
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Rob a bank on a dirt bike
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Keith_Valentine
05/01/17 6:53:52 PM
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Scarecrow1711 posted...
Steal from some rich people who don't live too far from me. They're millionaires supposedly. They are also racist so I won't feel bad.


Hell yea. They're racist, they deserve it all. Why don't you kill them?
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tremain07
05/01/17 6:56:43 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
tremain07 posted...
Die, i guess, my bank account is 4 dollars, my job does not exist, my savings are 0 dollars and I have no credit. Ah well, we all gotta go sometime, I guess I'll arm myself with a knife and hope that I can at least take them to hell with me. Why hell? because someone as useless as me doesn't belong in heaven.


you doing alright?

physically, yes, mentally no.
Vol2tex posted...
tremain07 posted...
Die, i guess, my bank account is 4 dollars, my job does not exist, my savings are 0 dollars and I have no credit. Ah well, we all gotta go sometime, I guess I'll arm myself with a knife and hope that I can at least take them to hell with me. Why hell? because someone as useless as me doesn't belong in heaven.


Why do you say that you are useless?

28, no job,no money, o education. if not useless what else do I call it? My main use right now is keeping my cousin's puppy dog company all day
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ConfessPlease
05/01/17 6:57:43 PM
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Apply for a loan be a approved in a min.
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