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Alakazamtrainer
04/30/17 4:23:17 PM
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...a Onesie for the rest of your life.

This onesie is designed so that you can go to bathroom, have sex, disappears when you shower and reappears when your dried off, and looks like whatever you want (in a onesie type look). However it never comes off.

Would you take the money.
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Monkhood
04/30/17 4:25:12 PM
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Yes.
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Error1355
04/30/17 4:25:52 PM
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Can I at least have different themed onesies for different events? Like a suit themed one for suit situations?
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Alakazamtrainer
04/30/17 4:33:10 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Can I at least have different themed onesies for different events? Like a suit themed one for suit situations?


Alakazamtrainer posted...
...a Onesie for the rest of your life.

This onesie is designed so that you can go to bathroom, have sex, disappears when you shower and reappears when your dried off, and looks like whatever you want (in a onesie type look). However it never comes off.

Would you take the money.

To clarify it automaticly changes to whetever you want whenever you want.

Zurkon posted...
What kind of onesie and how does it fit?


Any type you want, and however you want.
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Hexenherz
04/30/17 4:33:49 PM
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I mean do you get to take it off for showers and using the bathroom at least
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Alakazamtrainer
04/30/17 4:35:06 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
I mean do you get to take it off for showers and using the bathroom at least

Re-read the primary conditions
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Iodine
04/30/17 4:35:15 PM
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Yes I would take this.
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Dustin1280
04/30/17 4:35:48 PM
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Why would I say no to this?

I get to be rich, and I never have to worry about dressing or undressing myself again...

And my one piece of clothing is fucking magic and I can show off it's greatness to everyone...
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Master Kazuya
04/30/17 4:45:19 PM
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Yeah. I could just say that I'm paid to advertise onesies or something too.
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HorrorJudasGoat
04/30/17 4:55:44 PM
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100 million is a s*** ton of money. My answer is yes, because otherwise I will probably never make that much selling s***** t-shirts with my s***** photoshop and illustrator.
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Sabram
04/30/17 5:15:16 PM
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I'd totally do it, onesies can be comfortable as hell too.
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itachi15243
04/30/17 5:16:32 PM
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Yeah, as long as I can explain the situation to at least one person
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ArchangelBaruch
04/30/17 5:19:55 PM
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If a bit of onesie is cut off, does it still change color/texture with the rest of the suit?

If so, it may be interesting as a FTL communication method.

Also does it smell, or it stays clean forever?
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Alakazamtrainer
04/30/17 5:33:00 PM
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ArchangelBaruch posted...
If a bit of onesie is cut off, does it still change color/texture with the rest of the suit?

If so, it may be interesting as a FTL communication method.

Also does it smell, or it stays clean forever?

Stays fresh smelling and clean looking, and no if cut off the fabric disintegrates
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Hexenherz
04/30/17 7:57:33 PM
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Well then yeah I'd do it I'd just wear a coverall set (which is basically an adult professional's onesie)
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Mystery_Mission
04/30/17 7:59:42 PM
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what happens if i take it off?
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StarReaper13
04/30/17 8:00:51 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
ArchangelBaruch posted...
If a bit of onesie is cut off, does it still change color/texture with the rest of the suit?

If so, it may be interesting as a FTL communication method.

Also does it smell, or it stays clean forever?

Stays fresh smelling and clean looking, and no if cut off the fabric disintegrates

Couldn't I just cut off the entire onesie then? Even then wear something over it?
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Alakazamtrainer
04/30/17 9:39:09 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
Alakazamtrainer posted...
ArchangelBaruch posted...
If a bit of onesie is cut off, does it still change color/texture with the rest of the suit?

If so, it may be interesting as a FTL communication method.

Also does it smell, or it stays clean forever?

Stays fresh smelling and clean looking, and no if cut off the fabric disintegrates

Couldn't I just cut off the entire onesie then? Even then wear something over it?


Nope if you remove or cover it you are forced to pay back the money... With interest
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Lost_All_Senses
04/30/17 9:41:29 PM
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Summers would be fuckin brutal. Id still do it
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Bio1590
04/30/17 9:41:43 PM
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How is this even a question.

You get to be known as the weird eccentric rich dude who wears onesies to everything.
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MabusIncarnate
04/30/17 9:44:02 PM
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I do this anyway. Give me my money.
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zinezinzadan
04/30/17 10:06:22 PM
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My girlfriend says no. Lol. But I think I might ^_^ It cant be that bad right? I mean it might make life unenjoyable in some aspects so I probably wouldn't. Think about going to the beach... Or hanging out in Miami?
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synth_real
04/30/17 11:05:43 PM
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For that kind of money, I could build a car with a shower in it, and just shower everywhere I go so I don't have to worry about the onesie/stay fresh all the time.
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Bok_Choi
04/30/17 11:06:58 PM
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When you have $100 million you can wear wahtever you want

soyes
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MuayThai85
04/30/17 11:10:22 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Summers would be fuckin brutal. Id still do it


It's a magic onesie. Likely can change the material and consistency at will to keep you cool or warm. Make it out of a really light cotton for the summers.
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Alakazamtrainer
05/01/17 7:56:07 AM
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Bump
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pinky0926
05/01/17 7:57:55 AM
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Do you get to wash the onesie?
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Cocytus
05/01/17 8:09:58 AM
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I wanna say yes, but I feel like there's a downside I'm not seeing.
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Alakazamtrainer
05/01/17 12:29:21 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Do you get to wash the onesie?

It cleans itself completely every 12 hours
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Raikuro
05/01/17 12:34:23 PM
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So I get rich and magic clothing? What's the catch?
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DevsBro
05/01/17 12:35:23 PM
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Disappears in the shower, but never comes off?

So does it turn invisible? You still couldn't get clean then...
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Brian-Dawkins
05/01/17 12:36:21 PM
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Monkhood posted...
Yes.

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IfGodCouldDie
05/01/17 12:37:15 PM
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zinezinzadan posted...
My girlfriend says no. Lol. But I think I might ^_^ It cant be that bad right? I mean it might make life unenjoyable in some aspects so I probably wouldn't. Think about going to the beach... Or hanging out in Miami?

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Kitt
05/01/17 12:39:22 PM
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What if it's very hot outside?
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IfGodCouldDie
05/01/17 12:42:21 PM
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Kitt posted...
What if it's very hot outside?

You chill in your house that has central air that you bought with your 100 million dollars
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gguirao
05/01/17 12:58:43 PM
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Deal.
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Sada_Pop
05/01/17 12:59:59 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
ArchangelBaruch posted...
If a bit of onesie is cut off, does it still change color/texture with the rest of the suit?

If so, it may be interesting as a FTL communication method.

Also does it smell, or it stays clean forever?

Stays fresh smelling and clean looking, and no if cut off the fabric disintegrates


Fresh smelling and clean looking is not the same as clean
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KILBOTz
05/01/17 1:00:17 PM
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deal. when you have $100M wearing a onesie all the time is just acceptable eccentricity.
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