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ss4parrothair 04/19/17 9:35:23 AM #1: |
Go go go
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Mead 04/19/17 9:36:24 AM #2: |
Yeah it's ok
The best sex is in a comfy bed tho --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "because I like to troll" -yourDaddie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 04/19/17 10:23:57 AM #4: |
Yeah I've always hated it. Way better in theory than in practice
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ss4parrothair 04/19/17 10:32:31 AM #5: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
Yeah I've always hated it. Way better in theory than in practice Same. Too slippery. --- I will change this when I think of something new. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 04/19/17 10:52:01 AM #6: |
No, looks too awkward and dangerous and my sexual partners have agreed with that.
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BobToxsick 04/19/17 10:58:09 AM #7: |
All the time, just wish I wasn't always alone
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VapeMassTree 04/19/17 11:00:47 AM #8: |
Yeah, not a fan.
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Ihateyou 04/19/17 11:03:18 AM #9: |
Yeah, it sucks
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Muffinz0rz 04/19/17 11:07:07 AM #10: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
Way better in theory than in practice Came in to post this exact statement --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 04/19/17 11:23:27 AM #11: |
It's better for foreplay than actual sex
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Firewood18 04/19/17 11:53:16 AM #12: |
Tv shows and movies always show it as steamy and romantic but that's so far from the truth.
Soap can sting and water can wash away natural lubrication. Then there is awkward positioning and the slippery footing. As a parent I'll take what I can get if that's the only place for a bit of privacy though. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fierce_Deity_08 04/19/17 12:44:18 PM #13: |
Just by myself.
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GameReviews 04/19/17 1:03:40 PM #14: |
Firewood18 posted...
Tv shows and movies always show it as steamy and romantic but that's so far from the truth. One of the many reasons why I will never have kids. --- I don't actually review games, unfortunately. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 04/19/17 1:08:34 PM #15: |
I've never had sex.
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Stupid Pirate Guy 04/19/17 1:13:40 PM #16: |
Yeah, a few times with my ex and it was pretty good. The one time I tried it with my now wife she wanted me to lay down while she got on top and I nearly drowned.
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SushiSquid 04/19/17 1:24:43 PM #17: |
My wife and I tried a couple of times, but never got it to work well. Water doesn't work well as lube, so it kind of chaffes for her. Plus I can't... how do I describe this in a GameFAQs-safe way... I can't do things down there with my mouth, because the water rushes over my face and I just get a mouth full of water.
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pionear 04/19/17 2:34:59 PM #18: |
I have, but it's just better to make out/spoon in the shower rather than actual '****ing'
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Funkdamental 04/19/17 2:42:37 PM #19: |
Tried it once. Didn't really work for us.
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OmegaTomHank 04/19/17 2:47:51 PM #20: |
Everyone says it's terrible so im less likely to try it
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Entity13 04/19/17 2:51:04 PM #21: |
Not yet. Maybe if or when my bf and I vacation somewhere that isn't prone to droughts.
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Muffinz0rz 04/19/17 2:58:37 PM #22: |
pionear posted...
spoon in the shower Elaborate --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SushiSquid 04/19/17 3:21:59 PM #23: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
pionear posted...spoon in the shower Yeah, seriously. How? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mechamen 04/19/17 3:51:10 PM #25: |
Not really but then again i can't have sex with myself can i...
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pionear 04/19/17 3:54:49 PM #26: |
SushiSquid posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...pionear posted...spoon in the shower Instead of laying down, you're standing in the shower. Simple. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 04/19/17 4:12:47 PM #27: |
pionear posted...
SushiSquid posted...Muffinz0rz posted...pionear posted...spoon in the shower Fair enough, I guess you can kiss her neck and grab her boobs and whatnot EDIT: Wait she's floating. I'm not strong enough to hold her off the ground in a position like that while I'm on a slippery surface EDIT 2: AND WHY IS HER HAND IN MY ASS --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 04/19/17 4:45:10 PM #28: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
EDIT 2: AND WHY IS HER HAND IN MY ASS Isn't that how reach-around works? --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 04/19/17 5:09:24 PM #29: |
SushiSquid posted...
how do I describe this in a GameFAQs-safe way... I can't do things down there with my mouth You can say eat her vag on gamefaqs. Probably. --- I find myself identifying strongly with Hitler - Blighboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 04/19/17 5:20:41 PM #30: |
Yeah, it's okay. It's harder to finish though.
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