Poll of the Day > Sex in the shower? Have you done it?

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ss4parrothair
04/19/17 9:35:23 AM
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Go go go
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Mead
04/19/17 9:36:24 AM
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Yeah it's ok

The best sex is in a comfy bed tho
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MICHALECOLE
04/19/17 10:23:57 AM
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Yeah I've always hated it. Way better in theory than in practice
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ss4parrothair
04/19/17 10:32:31 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Yeah I've always hated it. Way better in theory than in practice

Same. Too slippery.
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Dikitain
04/19/17 10:52:01 AM
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No, looks too awkward and dangerous and my sexual partners have agreed with that.
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BobToxsick
04/19/17 10:58:09 AM
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All the time, just wish I wasn't always alone
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VapeMassTree
04/19/17 11:00:47 AM
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Yeah, not a fan.

It's cool for like a quicky, but that's about it.
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Ihateyou
04/19/17 11:03:18 AM
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Yeah, it sucks
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Muffinz0rz
04/19/17 11:07:07 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Way better in theory than in practice

Came in to post this exact statement
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Smarkil
04/19/17 11:23:27 AM
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It's better for foreplay than actual sex
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Firewood18
04/19/17 11:53:16 AM
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Tv shows and movies always show it as steamy and romantic but that's so far from the truth.

Soap can sting and water can wash away natural lubrication. Then there is awkward positioning and the slippery footing.

As a parent I'll take what I can get if that's the only place for a bit of privacy though.
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Fierce_Deity_08
04/19/17 12:44:18 PM
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Just by myself. Might be TMI, don't know.
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GameReviews
04/19/17 1:03:40 PM
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Firewood18 posted...
Tv shows and movies always show it as steamy and romantic but that's so far from the truth.

Soap can sting and water can wash away natural lubrication. Then there is awkward positioning and the slippery footing.

As a parent I'll take what I can get if that's the only place for a bit of privacy though.

One of the many reasons why I will never have kids.
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gguirao
04/19/17 1:08:34 PM
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I've never had sex.
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Stupid Pirate Guy
04/19/17 1:13:40 PM
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Yeah, a few times with my ex and it was pretty good. The one time I tried it with my now wife she wanted me to lay down while she got on top and I nearly drowned.
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SushiSquid
04/19/17 1:24:43 PM
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My wife and I tried a couple of times, but never got it to work well. Water doesn't work well as lube, so it kind of chaffes for her. Plus I can't... how do I describe this in a GameFAQs-safe way... I can't do things down there with my mouth, because the water rushes over my face and I just get a mouth full of water.

Shower sex just hasn't worked for us.
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pionear
04/19/17 2:34:59 PM
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I have, but it's just better to make out/spoon in the shower rather than actual '****ing'
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Funkdamental
04/19/17 2:42:37 PM
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Tried it once. Didn't really work for us.
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OmegaTomHank
04/19/17 2:47:51 PM
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Everyone says it's terrible so im less likely to try it

Like even before this topic I used to read an old boxing forum and they said the same things
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Entity13
04/19/17 2:51:04 PM
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Not yet. Maybe if or when my bf and I vacation somewhere that isn't prone to droughts.
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Muffinz0rz
04/19/17 2:58:37 PM
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pionear posted...
spoon in the shower

Elaborate
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SushiSquid
04/19/17 3:21:59 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
pionear posted...
spoon in the shower

Elaborate

Yeah, seriously. How?
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mechamen
04/19/17 3:51:10 PM
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Not really but then again i can't have sex with myself can i...
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pionear
04/19/17 3:54:49 PM
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SushiSquid posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
pionear posted...
spoon in the shower

Elaborate

Yeah, seriously. How?



PlnTauF

Instead of laying down, you're standing in the shower.

Simple.
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Muffinz0rz
04/19/17 4:12:47 PM
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pionear posted...
SushiSquid posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
pionear posted...
spoon in the shower

Elaborate

Yeah, seriously. How?



PlnTauF

Instead of laying down, you're standing in the shower.

Simple.

Fair enough, I guess you can kiss her neck and grab her boobs and whatnot

EDIT: Wait she's floating. I'm not strong enough to hold her off the ground in a position like that while I'm on a slippery surface

EDIT 2: AND WHY IS HER HAND IN MY ASS
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Dikitain
04/19/17 4:45:10 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
EDIT 2: AND WHY IS HER HAND IN MY ASS


Isn't that how reach-around works?
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Smarkil
04/19/17 5:09:24 PM
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SushiSquid posted...
how do I describe this in a GameFAQs-safe way... I can't do things down there with my mouth


You can say eat her vag on gamefaqs.

Probably.
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TheCyborgNinja
04/19/17 5:20:41 PM
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Yeah, it's okay. It's harder to finish though.
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