Poll of the Day > "What do you do for a living?"

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Philoktetes 04/15/17 8:25:59 PM #1:	Girl: "What do you do for a living?" Guy: "I'm a NEET." Girl: "What's that?" Guy: "Not employed or in education or in training." Girl: "Oh........." Guy: "Want to bang?" Girl: "No I think not." -------------------------------------------------- Reverse the roles: Guy: "What do you do for a living?" Girl: "I'm a NEET." Guy: "What's that?" Girl: "Not employed or in education or in training." Guy: "Want to bang?" Girl: "Sure!" teehee --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:877269907] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote>Girl: "What do you do for a living?" Guy: "I'm a NEET." Girl: "What's that?" Guy: "Not employed or in education or in training." Girl: "Oh........." Guy: "Want to bang?" Girl: "No I think not." -------------------------------------------------- Reverse the roles: Guy: "What do you do for a living?" Girl: "I'm a NEET." Guy: "What's that?" Girl: "Not employed or in education or in training." Guy: "Want to bang?" Girl: "Sure!" teehee</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thecolorgreen 04/15/17 8:35:29 PM #2:	i just tell people im a software engineer so i dont have to explain what a systems engineer is --- :wq <cite>thecolorgreen posted [p:877270402] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote>i just tell people im a software engineer so i dont have to explain what a systems engineer is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/15/17 9:11:42 PM #3:	I'm not dating (because I'm married), so it's not an issue for me, but I just tell people I'm sorta like Jefferson D'Arcy and they either laugh or don't get it (and I don't explain further - they can look it up if they care). My wife and I joke around about it a lot, and I do volunteer work as well, so it's not that bad. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:877272511] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote>I'm not dating (because I'm married), so it's not an issue for me, but I just tell people I'm sorta like Jefferson D'Arcy and they either laugh or don't get it (and I don't explain further - they can look it up if they care). My wife and I joke around about it a lot, and I do volunteer work as well, so it's not that bad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 04/15/17 9:15:53 PM #4:	Given how many girls bang broke-ass guys (then let them move in with them, drain their bank accounts, and then leave them at the altar), it's not always true although there is a bit of a double-standard. Granted, any guy who says "NEET" and explains that shit probably isn't going to get laid while a chick can talk horoscopes and still find plenty of guys DTF. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:877272715] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote>Given how many girls bang broke-ass guys (then let them move in with them, drain their bank accounts, and then leave them at the altar), it's not always true although there is a bit of a double-standard. Granted, any guy who says "NEET" and explains that shit probably isn't going to get laid while a chick can talk horoscopes and still find plenty of guys DTF.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 04/15/17 9:22:04 PM #5:	honestly, what do people without jobs or school do every day? If I have more than a few days off in a row, I get boooooored. --- http://i.imgur.com/anU2AWL.png <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:877272994] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote>honestly, what do people without jobs or school do every day? If I have more than a few days off in a row, I get boooooored.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSlinja 04/15/17 9:22:51 PM #6:	Zeus posted... Given how many girls bang broke-ass guys (then let them move in with them, drain their bank accounts, and then leave them at the altar), it's not always true although there is a bit of a double-standard. Granted, any guy who says "NEET" and explains that shit probably isn't going to get laid while a chick can talk horoscopes and still find plenty of guys DTF. --- https://i.gyazo.com/77afa9eecd5b003c28202170864ed158.jpg <cite>TheSlinja posted [p:877273034] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>Given how many girls bang broke-ass guys (then let them move in with them, drain their bank accounts, and then leave them at the altar), it's not always true although there is a bit of a double-standard. Granted, any guy who says "NEET" and explains that shit probably isn't going to get laid while a chick can talk horoscopes and still find plenty of guys DTF.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/15/17 9:36:55 PM #7:	DirtBasedSoap posted... honestly, what do people without jobs or school do every day? If I have more than a few days off in a row, I get boooooored. games, tv, comics, reading books, sleeping <cite>Zikten posted [p:877273797] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirtBasedSoap posted...</cite> <quote>honestly, what do people without jobs or school do every day? If I have more than a few days off in a row, I get boooooored.</quote> games, tv, comics, reading books, sleeping</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/15/17 9:38:09 PM #8:	If anything, this is a problem with guys having low standards. --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "because I like to troll" -yourDaddie <cite>Mead posted [p:877273864] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote>If anything, this is a problem with guys having low standards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wanded 04/15/17 9:43:49 PM #9:	Mead posted... If anything, this is a problem with guys having low standards. This Women can do whatever they want and get away with it because men have no standards aka let em. --- FC: 3110-6550-9516 <cite>Wanded posted [p:877274201] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>If anything, this is a problem with guys having low standards.</quote> This Women can do whatever they want and get away with it because men have no standards aka let em.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 04/16/17 3:19:42 AM #10:	Mead posted... If anything, this is a problem with guys having low standards. It's biological. A man's inherent breeding strategy is mate with as many females as possible to pass on his genes. By contrast, a woman's is to find a long-term partner who can provide for herself and her kids. As such, women are more likely to scrutinize a mate. Ultimately, our psychology is built around those principles and society exists to try to break us of them. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:877289198] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>If anything, this is a problem with guys having low standards.</quote> It's biological. A man's inherent breeding strategy is mate with as many females as possible to pass on his genes. By contrast, a woman's is to find a long-term partner who can provide for herself and her kids. As such, women are more likely to scrutinize a mate. Ultimately, our psychology is built around those principles and society exists to try to break us of them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 04/16/17 3:22:06 AM #11:	thecolorgreen posted... i just tell people im a software engineer so i dont have to explain what a systems engineer is Just tell them you fix computers. That's closer than a software engineer. --- I find myself identifying strongly with Hitler - Blighboy <cite>Smarkil posted [p:877289262] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote><cite>thecolorgreen posted...</cite> <quote>i just tell people im a software engineer so i dont have to explain what a systems engineer is</quote> Just tell them you fix computers. That's closer than a software engineer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FellWolf 04/16/17 3:30:54 AM #12:	Smarkil posted... thecolorgreen posted... i just tell people im a software engineer so i dont have to explain what a systems engineer is Just tell them you fix computers. That's closer than a software engineer. "My laptop is slow do you think you can fix that." --- http://i.imgur.com/QzUHUGL.gif http://i.imgur.com/IJPGRfT.jpg WORK IT! ARF ARF ARF! <cite>FellWolf posted [p:877289443] in "What... [t:75242378]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thecolorgreen posted...</cite> <quote>i just tell people im a software engineer so i dont have to explain what a systems engineer is</quote> Just tell them you fix computers. That's closer than a software engineer.</quote> "My laptop is slow do you think you can fix that."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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