B8UCA Heavyweight Title:Champion Sir Cobain v. Dr_Football Cobain won the title fair and square, but given the CONTROVERSY certain people have drummed up, I've decided to favor Football with a shot anyway! No paint off my back!
UNDERCARD
MELEE MAYHEM Grizzly Bear Cage Deathmathch:Champion and IB Champ Maniac 64 v. Regaro_Ukiera Reg lost the IB Title in a moderately silly fashion, but maybe he can gain VENGEANCE and the MM strap! Or maybe the bear will eat them both! I'd be okay with that. Every three votes, whoever has the fewer votes gets eaten, and whoever gets eaten least wins!
Boko United Title:Champion GTM v. MajinZidane Maybe if I give boko a shot at this one he'll shut up about the other one
VENGEANCE: No Lynch Kru (Tom and Wigs) v. Chris and Raze I imagine these fellows might be upset over my treatment of their partners. That's a shame!
Bear With Us: Rad Link 5 v. X_Dante_X RL5 and Dante are buddying up or something maybe I guess, but for now, RL5 must take this chance to prove he deserves that HW spot, or maybe an IB shot or something.
The Twilight Years: Chronic1000 v. ctesjbuvf Chronic's first match post-King, and ctes's first match after coming up short in the HW Title Tourney!
Just a Match: AlecTrevelyan006 v. Tornadoman78 ertyu you sicced that megastorm on me too didn't you
[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring, holding a microphone and a mysterious bag. He keeps shooting his head to the left and the right in a seemingly paranoid fashion.]
...
[He starts to open his mouth but slowly closes it and turns to the right, taking another look around.]
... Last week...
[Rad Link stops again and does a 180 to look around some more. He squints and grimaces, looking for something in the crowd.]
... This feels oddly familiar...
... Last week at King of the Board, I made an informal request to the GMs to give me a match against a bear at Summer Spectacular. In the days since, the UCA has been rocked by scandal after scandal. Top competitors using alts, people being ambushed and kidnapped by a cheater trying to keep his identity secret, users not getting paid, limos and church communities being destroyed, controversial title changes and vote counts... I could go on, but the point is I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I haven't received an official response, yet.
Well the truth is, I don't care about any of that. I fear no alt. I fear no Rally Man! I don't drive a limo, I don't go to church, and I don't have... a title.
In fact, I've never had a title. I've never even been given a title opportunity. So then, would somebody tell me what kind of sick joke this is? Prove that I deserve an InterBoardinental title shot?! Prove that I should be a Heavyweight?! Do you think I care about these things right now, Tom?! Do you think you're funny, Tom?!
Tonight, I'm going to have a clean and fair match with my good friend Dante to try and help him regain his memory. I want to assure him that he can trust me to help him remember. That is the kind of selfless man I am. I am going to help my good friend even as my very life is in danger.
Which brings me back to you, Tom.
[Rad Link looks at the bag he is holding.]
I'm waiting for an answer. I want a bear at Summer Spectacular. I want for this nightmare to end. I need to face my enemy and defeat him once and for all, and once I've done that, I am going to force the name of the man behind all of this out of that beast. But you're the one in charge, Tom. That's why I need your word that this match will happen. I have faith in you to do the right thing, Tom.
[Rad Link reaches in the bag and pulls out a magnet.]
... But I'm a desperate man. And if I don't get what I want? I might... well, I might just do something stupid, Tom.
[Rad Link smiles and places the magnet back in the bag.]
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
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... That... that tree...
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That... that's my tree! That tree is right outside my-!
[Rad Link 5 drops the microphone and looks around in a panic, scouting the entire audience. After getting a good look all around, he makes a break for an exit and escapes the ring.]
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i51.tinypic.com/2dqowae.jpg
Holding Off On This Maniac GTM Chris/Raze RL5 (COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO PULL UP MY TRON, HUH TOM?!) ctes ertyu
[Rad Link 5 is seen on camera in the hallway. The camera catches him storm into his locker room, slamming the door shut behind him. He can be heard locking what sounds like several locks on the other side of the door.]
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i49.tinypic.com/opi5h.gif
Football Maniac (ouch at this match) Boko Chris/Raze (ouch again) . Dante Chronic (b8 survivor 1 rematch?) Alec ( toughest match today. Alec and ertyu both mah bros and I hate to vote against either)
-- I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)
This is e-pop, Dante! Don't fear it! You are one of the best at this! Trust me, friend! All you have to do is lay down and let me pin you and you're doing wonderful! It may even bring back memories!
But when you're in the ring with someone else, you should definitely try to beat them like I'm doing to you. You only lay down for me, because we're buds. That's what buds do.
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i55.tinypic.com/16ljqbl.png