King of the Board:B8UCA Tag Team Champion Whiskey_Nick v. B8UCA Middleweight Champion KCF0107 v. MELEE MAYHEM and Interboardinental Champion Maniac64 The midcard champions converge in pursuit of one of the most prestigious and exclusive titles in all of E-pop! Who will take the crown in this tumultuous period of UCA history?
UNDERCARD
B8UCA Heavyweight Championship: ctesjbuvf v. Sir Cobain v. Dr_Football v. GTM A pain of ties has led to this- a fatal four-way for the biggest prize of them all! Who has the staying power to outlast three other all-stars and establish their dominance over COMBAT?
B8UCA Championship:ChampionTheKnightOfNee v. ZeroSignal ZeroSig has returned to his former glory by emerging victorious from the round robin! Can he dethrone the FAN FAVORITE?
B8UCA Interboardinental Championship:Champion and MM Champ Maniac64 v. KommunistKoala Koala may SEEM like an easy warmup for the aspiring King, but he's not to be trifled with!
B8UCA Lightweight Championship Two out of Three Falls:Champion eaedwards v. warning_crazy eaed continues to massacre his fellow LW, but could he have bitten off more than he can chew this time?
MELEE MAYHEM Championship Boxing:Champion and IB Champ Maniac64 v. X_Dante_X In the wake of his somehow controversial IB Title win, Maniac finds himself in a grueling boxing match AND an IB defense, all before the KotB finals! Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Anyway, there are eight three-hour rounds. During each round, if you get three votes in a row, that's a knockdown, worth a point off your opponent's score for the round. Otherwise, whoever gets more voes wins the round 10-9. Three knockdowns is an automatic win, but otherwise it goes to the scorecards.
#1 Contender: WarThaNemesis v. ExThaNemesis v. Sess v. DpObLiViOn what a wonderful match thank you xiii
HEATED RIVALRIES:B8CA Tag Team Champion XIII_rocks v. Majin Zidane I am not sure what boko has to do with the XIII/eddv feud, but XIII requested it and eddv keep saying bok like he's hyped so here we go.
Nick v. KCF v. Maniac ctes v. Cobain v. Football v. GTM Nee v. Zero Maniac v. Koala VOTE EVERY EIGHT HOUR SEGMENT: eaed v. wc VOTE EVERY THREE HOUR SEGMENT: Maniac v. Dante War v. ExTha v. Sess v. Dp XIII v. Boko
[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring, holding a microphone. He has heavy bags under his eyes and seems a bit shaky.]
... Friday morning, I woke up to find a bear had prowled through my backyard, and was hiding in a tree across the street from me. I locked myself away in my house, and watched as my quiet suburban street turned into a media circuis. I told no one what I knew about the bear. I let them all believe it was just a confused woodland creature who unwittingly wandered into a human city and became disoriented. It took them half a day to sedate the bear, and when I thought it was safe, I finally left the confines of my home. I went to go see my fallen adversary... only to find it was not my adversary at all.
Friday afternoon, I was informed that there were no less than three bears prowling my quiet suburban neighborhood. All three had been spotted around my residence. To this point, only one has been captured. I locked myself back in the shelter of my home and prepared to wait out the rest of my days as a hermit, never daring to venture back out into the world.
Friday evening, a tornado unexpectedly hit my quiet suburban city, knocking out electricity, cable, and phone lines. I was isolated. Completely isolated. And it was during this isolation that I remembered: animals have a much keener sense for the weather than we humans. Here I was, trapped in my home without any means of communicating with the outside world, while at least two more bears were somewhere in my hometown. The timing couldn't be mere coincidence.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am tired. I am physically tired from not having slept, spending the entire night on alert, watching for possible intruders and waiting for the power to return. I am mentally tired from constantly having to try and stay five steps ahead of a godless killing machine. I am emotionally tired from constantly fearing for my safety at every turn.
I am tired. Tired of allowing this situation to continue. It's long past time I do something about this. Someone wants my life, my health, or my sanity. I want a bear to finally tell me who it is. And even more than all of that, I want to knock that bear out with The Hyperlink, and turn it into a nice rug in exchange for everything it's put me through.
At Summer Spectacular, I want to step into the ring one-on-one with that bear. I don't care if it's a normal singles match, a Grizzly Bear Cage Deathmatch, even a Lockbox Challenge; I haven't got the mental faculties left to choose a stipulation. I trust Tom or XIII to pick an appropriate match, because it's all the same to me. As soon as I step into that ring, the only thought that will be going through my mind is exacting my revenge.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
... And I'm gonna knock your brains out.
[Rad Link 5 returns backstage, twitching slightly.]
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police I assure you, my dear, all Ace Detectives are perfect gentlemen!
Maniac Football I will give you this chance to rejoin the XFL. If you do not do so, before this topic ends this vote it for ctes. Zero Maniac VOTE EVERY EIGHT HOUR SEGMENT: eaed VOTE EVERY THREE HOUR SEGMENT: Maniac War Boko
-- The Kinda Real Deal MILLIONS OF POSTS, MILLIONS OF POSTS The Primetime Posting Hours Players MILLIONS OF POSTS
HEATED RIVALRIES: B8CA Tag Team Champion XIII_rocks v. Majin Zidane I am not sure what boko has to do with the XIII/eddv feud, but XIII requested it and eddv keep saying bok like he's hyped so here we go.
literally afraid of me.
-- The Kinda Real Deal MILLIONS OF POSTS, MILLIONS OF POSTS The Primetime Posting Hours Players MILLIONS OF POSTS
From: edwardsdv | #033 HEATED RIVALRIES: B8CA Tag Team Champion XIII_rocks v. Majin Zidane I am not sure what boko has to do with the XIII/eddv feud, but XIII requested it and eddv keep saying bok like he's hyped so here we go.
literally afraid of me. You're afraid of me, buddy!
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"The great fallacy is that the game is first and foremost about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory." - Danny Blanchflower
From: XIII_rocks | #036 From: edwardsdv | #033 HEATED RIVALRIES: B8CA Tag Team Champion XIII_rocks v. Majin Zidane I am not sure what boko has to do with the XIII/eddv feud, but XIII requested it and eddv keep saying bok like he's hyped so here we go.
literally afraid of me. You're afraid of me, buddy! Im not the one avoiding my reckoning at the hands of THE PEOPLE.
-- The Kinda Real Deal MILLIONS OF POSTS, MILLIONS OF POSTS The Primetime Posting Hours Players MILLIONS OF POSTS
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'Well said, magic japanese catmonster created by a genetic experiment with powers that far exceed those of his fellow Pokemon. Well said.' - Jon Stewart
Ah, King of the Board. The time where the UCA crowns someone to rule, oblivious to the ever-present truth of the UCA - that the fans rule! Well today I will crown the fans of UCA as honorary king. They're the ones who keep things going, they're the ones who show up for the events, they're the ones who cheer us all to greatness.
I have returned from a trip to Atlanta, in which I braved intensely high temperatures in excess of 100 degrees. I spent the weekend entertaining local fans and creating new fans. I worked day and night at a time where most would struggle to put in even an hour of the work I did. And just in time, I return for one the UCA's premier events. And today I will honor the fans who I have now crowned as king with a royal ceremony, in which I defeat Zero Signal with my famous Nee Drop.
Maniac GTM Nee Maniac wc Dante War Boko
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER. Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...