Board 8 > Zombie outbreak in Miami, cop puts subject zero down

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Ffd solo vs. Ffd with Dante against zombies.

Who survives longer

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God dammit. At least Florida is far enough away it gives us time to prepare

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So, that's 350 miles from me, how long do you think I got before they get here? I'm thinking I have at least three days.

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LMAO WHAT

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yeah PCP will do that sort of s*** to people

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From: RyokIes | #041
apparently a high enough dosage of pcp can cause this though so yeah
This was my first thought. I've seen some crazy PCP effects.

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much more likely to be cocaine than pcp

google cocaine psychosis

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and pcp is much more likely to make you incredibly violent and impervious to pain than it is to make you strip all of your clothes off and start eating faces

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i saw a news story once about a guy on pcp literally cutting his own face off

which makes me wonder


why the **** do people take pcp? like, i totally get why people do most drugs...but not that one...

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From: CycloRaptor | #064
i saw a news story once about a guy on pcp literally cutting his own face off

which makes me wonder


why the **** do people take pcp? like, i totally get why people do most drugs...but not that one...
Nor that one : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krokodil_%28drug%29

This one's the craziest **** ever.

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From: Ayuyu | Posted: 5/27/2012 8:34:15 PM | #065


SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

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So...
It begins.

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Ayuyu posted...

From: CycloRaptor | #064
i saw a news story once about a guy on pcp literally cutting his own face off

which makes me wonder


why the **** do people take pcp? like, i totally get why people do most drugs...but not that one...
Nor that one : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krokodil_%28drug%29

This one's the craziest **** ever.

mostly because of the name, that reminds me of that one strain of marijuana that literally turns people into lizards, which I saw an news story about one time... actually I might not have been a news story. It might have been Cheech and Chong... probably a news story though >_>

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Wait, what.

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Madagascar is taking it that seriously?!
And an emergency press conference?

Did I miss something?

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From: Ayuyu | #065

XD

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From: TimJab | #063
and pcp is much more likely to make you incredibly violent and impervious to pain than it is to make you strip all of your clothes off and start eating faces

Eating someone's face and not stopping even after being shot sounds a lot like "incredibly violent and impervious to pain" to me.

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Apparently there have been four cases of sudden biting attacks in Florida the past month

Better order that Zomb-Eze while it's still in stock.

Ah ho wow.
Miami seems like the last place I'd expect the Zombie apocalypse to start.

Lucky for me I live in the farthest possible big city from there (Seattle area). So that gives me time to prepare.

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I've witnessed people get naked after doing coke before. And it does make you grind your own teeth a lot without being able to stop it. But that's kinda your own face not somebody elses.

And damnit, I'm emigrating to Florida in the future and loads of crazy crap always happens there. Atm I spend like a few months there and the rest in the UK.

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TimJab posted...

cop is probably gonna ****ed to be honest

shooting the guy wasn't necessary

you know I'm normally the first one to say that this is country is becoming a ridiculous place where the police can pretty much get away with anything and in some places operate like a state backed street gang

but we're talking about zombies, we should be able to make exceptions for this kind of thing, he did the right thing!

YetAnothrShadow posted...

Ah ho wow.
Miami seems like the last place I'd expect the Zombie apocalypse to start.

Lucky for me I live in the farthest possible big city from there (Seattle area). So that gives me time to prepare.

every major city on earth is a direct neighbor in the world these days with air travel, it won't take long for an epidemic to spread

but zombies dont know how to fly <.<

they can walk underwater though

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From: Liquid Wind | #079
YetAnothrShadow posted...

Ah ho wow.
Miami seems like the last place I'd expect the Zombie apocalypse to start.

Lucky for me I live in the farthest possible big city from there (Seattle area). So that gives me time to prepare.

every major city on earth is a direct neighbor in the world these days with air travel, it won't take long for an epidemic to spread

This depends on how, and how fast the epidemic spreads.

Signs could be instant, and spread only through contact.

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From: Ayuyu | #065

XD XD, hardest I laughed in a week

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From: Liquid Wind | #078
you know I'm normally the first one to say that this is country is becoming a ridiculous place where the police can pretty much get away with anything
you have literally no idea what you're talking about

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police officers literally murder people on camera and get away with it in this country, you're being dense even by timjab standards here.

It's 2012. The Mayans were right. By December 21st every human will be infected!

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Liquid Wind posted...

police officers literally murder people on camera and get away with it in this country, you're being dense even by timjab standards here.

Dude! The man was EATING that guy's FACE!!!
Plus, he didn't back away when warned, and didn't stop after the first shot.

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Dude! The man was EATING that guy's FACE!!!
Plus, he didn't back away when warned, and didn't stop after the first shot.

I'm not talking about the zombie, the cop that killed him is a damn hero and needs to be promoted immediately.

Feel free to come to Memphis everyone.


I've got plenty of molotov cocktails for everyone.


>_>

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From: special_sauce | #043
From: RyokIes | #041
apparently a high enough dosage of pcp can cause this though so yeah
keep telling yourself that
keep not telling yourself that

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From: CoolCly | #093
From: special_sauce | #043
From: RyokIes | #041
apparently a high enough dosage of pcp can cause this though so yeah
keep telling yourself that
keep not telling yourself that
keep telling yourself that you don't have to tell yourself that

what

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http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/29/2822699/victim-in-ghoulish-flesh-eating.html

This is how the zombie movies start!! The victim will start attacking the hospital workers and it will spread!!!

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I wonder how the people doing tests on his remains are approaching it. Are they treating it like any other case and just leaving it on a table or whatever, or are they like "it's probably not actually a zombie... but better strap out down in case it decides to get back up again!"


I sure as hell would not turn my back on the body >_>


Same thing with the victim.

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“Rudy was not a face-eating zombie monster,” said his high school friend Victoria Forte. “The Rudy we know was a nice gentleman with a warm smile, and funny.”

Of course he wasn't! He wasn't always a zombie!

But seriously they need to incinerate both his body and the victim

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From: CoolCly | #096
I wonder how the people doing tests on his remains are approaching it. Are they treating it like any other case and just leaving it on a table or whatever, or are they like "it's probably not actually a zombie... but better strap out down in case it decides to get back up again!"


I sure as hell would not turn my back on the body >_>


Same thing with the victim.


On the one hand, you run the risk of looking silly and opening yourself to friendly jabs from your coworkers. On the other hand, you run the risk of being the careless oaf at the beginning of every zombie film who loosed the apocalypse upon the world.

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Liquid Wind posted...

I'm not talking about the zombie, the cop that killed him is a damn hero and needs to be promoted immediately.

I was clearly in the wrong.
My bad.

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