Board 8 > Homestuck General Discussion: Your breasts. Are also an ocean.

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HeroDelTiempo17 posted...

Plus, Terezi is the Seer of mind

Heh, yeah, I guess that would allow her to notice him either way.

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DAVE: oh **** grandpa egbert juniordad totally snapped

something about convoluted lineage tickles my funnybone :p

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bah, more rankings?

Karkat>Tavros>Terezi>Gamzee>Eridan>Aradia>Kanaya>Vriska>Meenah>UU>Nepeta>Aranea>Equius>uu>
Feferi>Sollux

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From: SemiFinal vs Belarus | #188

AR > Mind Dirk >= Past Dirk > Brobot Dirk > Bro > Dreamself Dirk > Dirk

forgot one

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good

now let's rank all the characters' selves

here i'll start

Future Karkat > Past Dave > current carcinoGenetecist > Dreamself Nepeta > Mind Dirk > past caligua'sAquarium > A1 John > Robo-Hussie > .....

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RUFFIANISM

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Jack Noir > Jack Noir > Jack Noir > Jack Noir

Am I doing it right?

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John > Rose > Roxy > Dave >= Jake > Jade > Dirk > Jane

Vriska > Terezi > Meenah > Eridan > Gamzee > Karkat > Equius > Aradia > Nepeta > Tavros > Aranea > Kanaya > Sollux > Feferi

Spades Slick > Jack Noir > Bec Noir > Alpha Noir

Dirk ranking is the same as Semi's

And how about primary antagonists?

Doc Scratch > Draconian Dignitary > Jack Noir > Betty Crocker > Lord English > Black King

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So Terezi can see people that are in other people's minds.



Well f***.

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I have not read any of my friend's fanfics because I am afraid that they would be terrible.

And she doesn't want me to read them but I know if I did she was bother me about them all the time.

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Also both Jake and Tavros are Pages so take of that what you will.

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Pagemind.

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From: tereziWright | #210
I have not read any of my friend's fanfics because I am afraid that they would be terrible.

And she doesn't want me to read them but I know if I did she was bother me about them all the time.

Are these the erotic fanfics you mentioned once before?

I think you have a duty to preform.

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time to post in the discussion topics

fully caught up on Homestuck etc

so whats going on everyone / what are the current theories and **** etc?

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Oh we don't discuss theories in here

We mostly just ship various pairings and rank trolls over and over again

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From: HeroDelTiempo17 | #214

From: tereziWright | #210
I have not read any of my friend's fanfics because I am afraid that they would be terrible.

And she doesn't want me to read them but I know if I did she was bother me about them all the time.

Are these the erotic fanfics you mentioned once before?

I think you have a duty to preform.

I don't think they ended up erotic.

At least not yet.

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From: Pirateking2000 | #215
time to post in the discussion topics

fully caught up on Homestuck etc

so whats going on everyone / what are the current theories and **** etc?

Biggest one is UU and uu being the same person/split personalities/trapped in one body, but that one is particularly baffling because while there's a lot of evidence to support it, there's also some weird stuff that makes it not as simple. But it still seems to be promising.

Jake being Lord English is also popular. I dunno about that one, I don't think it'll literally be the case but they're probably related somehow. Who knows with Homestuck.

we generally just rank trolls repeatedly though

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also where was it said that The Heir is the most powerful?

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Many of the good theories have recently been confirmed/debunked.

Dirk and Roxy living in the future was called early and oft discussed. Another big one was uu and UU being two halves of pre-scratch Sufferer, and also that the pre-scratch troll universe would be created by the B2 kids as part of a very malicious time loop. But recent events show that uu and UU really do have their own session.

We still guess that UU and uu live in the universe the kids will create though.

Oh, a big one currently being discussed: The Red Miles approaching Dirk on Earth are Jack Noir's universe-destroying attack. It's more of an assumption than a theory though, but some people believe it's just DD's attack, sent through a portal.

God Mind Dirk's existence is weird...

So what, did Meenah catch glimpses of the Condesce while Jake was beating her?

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Naw she was just BASKING IN THE AFTERGLOW of Aranea's story.

She probably didn't even notice Jake beating her up.

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Oh, huh. I thought she thought Jake was cool for beating the s*** out of her.

Also, the stuff with Mind Dirk and Terezi is starting to make me think there's actually something important here, where previously I assumed it was just a silly way to have Jake and Dirk converse.

the red miles thing doesn't really make a huge difference no matter who it is though

DD: Dirk is in trouble
Noir: The universe explodes

I'd say it makes somewhat of a difference

Gonna stick with the theory that Page's are aided by constructs in their minds. Rufio (probably actually The Summoner) for Tavros and Dirk for Jake.

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tereziWright posted...

So Terezi can see people that are in other people's minds.



Well f***.

DAMMIT HUSSIE

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From: tereziWright | #209
So Terezi can see people that are in other people's minds.



Well f***.
I sometimes feel these amazingly magical connections are unintentional and Hussie has the power to just make it happen without thinking about it.

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It's funny, because I honestly don't know that Hussie intended for this at all, but now that someone has made the connection, he is definitely going to use it.

But hang on

If Mind Dirk owes his existence (after Jake leaves at least) to the untapped potential of a page, then that means...

RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hey guys... I just had a crazy thought... what if Dirk is still there because of Page powers?

8op

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so why is "The Heir" considered the most powerful?

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From: Pirateking2000 | #235
so why is "The Heir" considered the most powerful?

I don't think that was ever made canon, but I've heard fans speculate. All we can infer from in-story is that the Heir class tends to "inherit" things from destiny or the game or whatever that give him an easier time. Which provides an in-universe explanation of why John gets all this crazy stuff just handed to him - the bunny, the Warhammer, the first to go God Tier - he's got main character powers. The game accommodates him. That said, John is probably one of the strongest characters in Homestuck just due to brute force (he can drill through planets, jesus). The only other Heir we know of is Equius, who loves being STRONG, so I guess that's what led people to link the Heir class with power.

Also this thing with the mind fragment Dirk is pretty weird, but I think the people saying it has something to do with Page powers could be on to something. A page is like an apprentice to someone in higher power than them. With Tavros that instantly makes sense if you consider him to be an "apprentice" to Rufio. With Jake/Dirk it makes less sense...but then I remembered that Dirk was trying to train Jake to make him stronger.

So....I guess Dirk staying around would be a result of Jake's subconscious desire/ability to get stronger? I guess Dirk's Soul abilities could also be involved but the Page explanation makes too much sense now, IMO.

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I wonder why UU might not wake up. Sounds like there won't be any dream bubbles for her.

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Its obviously Lord English's coat

=P

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I have no idea what it would be, but I'm expecting it to be a "trick" and it's something we've already seen, but waaaaay too big. And then it gets shrunk down to normal. But watch Hussie play it straight this time.

Barring that..........maybe a Denizen weapon? Fear No Anvil was enormous.

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mnkboy907 posted...

I wonder why UU might not wake up. Sounds like there won't be any dream bubbles for her.

UU and her "brother" most likely share the same body and uu still has his dream self, so he could just kill off their waking body making it so he wins with her unable to do anything other than talk to people when they pass through her dream bubble. It's complicated but it's plausible.

Also, it was never mentioned that she doesn't have a dream bubble but you can't control where your bubble goes.

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I'd hardly say that's the most likely outcome. It's certainly a possibility, but it's just as likely that they don't share a body. Just because it's a popular theory doesn't mean it's any more likely to happen. But if they do share a body, that certainly sounds plausible.

And with her fearing sleep so much, I just figured she knew there would only be horrorterrors or whatever waiting for her. Or something like that.

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From: mnkboy907 | #245

I'd hardly say that's the most likely outcome. It's certainly a possibility, but it's just as likely that they don't share a body. Just because it's a popular theory doesn't mean it's any more likely to happen. But if they do share a body, that certainly sounds plausible.

There's... quite a lot of evidence for it at this point <.<

And very little against.

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mnkboy907 posted...

And with her fearing sleep so much, I just figured she knew there would only be horrorterrors or whatever waiting for her. Or something like that.

That's what I figured as well, although cat's theory is more interesting.


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From: mnkboy907 | #245
I'd hardly say that's the most likely outcome. It's certainly a possibility, but it's just as likely that they don't share a body. Just because it's a popular theory doesn't mean it's any more likely to happen. But if they do share a body, that certainly sounds plausible.

And with her fearing sleep so much, I just figured she knew there would only be horrorterrors or whatever waiting for her. Or something like that.

Reread the UU and uu conversations, you'll find a lot of subtext about it. I remember in the most recent UU conversation there's something like Jane says that they're up to their necks in trouble and UU repeats it but says "neck" instead of "necks" or something.

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