Board 8 > Waitress said to have perfect face.

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Punnyz
04/25/12 1:54:00 PM
#51:


thats a really pretty gal but I dunno, I wouldn't say "Perfect"

and thats not me being a nitpicky nerd

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edwardsdv
04/25/12 1:55:00 PM
#52:


Of course with a face that pretty shes either dumb as rocks or unmotivated.

I mean seriously, girls that attractive usually make it as "actresses" of one kind or another.

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Naomi_Diamond
04/25/12 2:25:00 PM
#53:


She's only 18.

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MrGreenonion
04/25/12 2:38:00 PM
#54:


From: LeonhartFour | #021
Ayuyu being Ayuyu nothing to see here folks


If this was Ayuyu being Ayuyu, he'd probably have said something about how she had removed her unsubscribe link and was like the Titanic.

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CalvinbalI
04/25/12 3:05:00 PM
#55:


Jesus, she isn't wearing makeup? She's absolutely stunning.

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Vlado
04/26/12 1:13:00 AM
#56:


I like this thing because there's so much natural beauty around us, yet a lot of us ignore it because of dumbass media brainwashing us to worship models and actresses that don't look nearly as impressive without makeup/photoshop.

I've seen some girls on the street that I've thought were absolutely stunning, better than the vast majority of models I've seen on TV or the internet. And I see impressively beautiful girls at least on the "average model" level pretty much daily. Imagine if they had the professional makeup and photoshop tools working in their favour, as well.

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Psycho_Kenshin
04/26/12 1:15:00 AM
#57:


Plus personally for me, I find "candid" style stuff to be more attractive than photoshopped stuff anyway. But yeah, there are super hot chicks everywhere. I'd venture to say I've gotten jiggy with chicks cuter than this chick, if I may yeeeeaaahhh SLAMDUNK

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Nanis23
04/26/12 1:18:00 AM
#58:


Lips are terrible and im being honest
The rest is indeed perfect
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ffmasterjose
04/26/12 1:19:00 AM
#59:


She's beautiful. I'd hit it.

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Psycho_Kenshin
04/26/12 1:21:00 AM
#60:


If her face is a perfect 10/10, then say this chick from The Crow must be a 13/10

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Vlado
04/26/12 1:26:00 AM
#61:


Uh...

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Psycho_Kenshin
04/26/12 1:28:00 AM
#62:


Ha what Vlado my man, you can uh to me more specifically than that. You don't like The chick from The Crow is that what's happening?

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Vlado
04/26/12 1:47:00 AM
#63:


She's alright, but definitely can't compare to the waitress.

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pjbasis
04/26/12 1:49:00 AM
#64:


Yeah that's a pretty perfect, except for the lips thing, but it's probably more of a thing she's doing than a facial feature.

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Psycho_Kenshin
04/26/12 1:51:00 AM
#65:


Goes to show ya, everybody's brontosaurus is piqued by different things. Which is why when you see this article about a perfect face it's like, eehh hmm.

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Vlado
04/26/12 1:56:00 AM
#66:


Heh, true that.

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TVontheRadio
04/26/12 2:44:00 AM
#67:


why she gotta be white yo

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Psycho_Kenshin
04/26/12 2:48:00 AM
#68:


TVontheRadio posted...
why she gotta be white yo

Ha now that you mention it, that is a little third reich. "Perfect face" is a weird concept, perfect face that looks like white blonde victoria's secret model, that does raise questions. (Not that there's anything wrong with blonde white chicks who model underwear, if you're reading this)

Just another reason why this article is on Yahoo and is silly.

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pjbasis
04/26/12 2:52:00 AM
#69:


Everyone likes white girls.

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AlphaRayAllen
04/26/12 10:30:00 AM
#70:


A white girl being pretty is "third reich."

I expected this from you, sadly.

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Naomi_Diamond
04/26/12 10:34:00 AM
#71:


what in the world psycho

ugh this board

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CherryCokes
04/26/12 10:36:00 AM
#72:


From: Psycho_Kenshin | #068
TVontheRadio posted...
why she gotta be white yo

Ha now that you mention it, that is a little third reich. "Perfect face" is a weird concept, perfect face that looks like white blonde victoria's secret model, that does raise questions. (Not that there's anything wrong with blonde white chicks who model underwear, if you're reading this)

Just another reason why this article is on Yahoo and is silly.


she's presumably white because the natural blush of her cheeks is something that is biologically desirable

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Mr Lasastryke
04/26/12 10:37:00 AM
#73:


A white girl being pretty is "third reich."

The article states her face is "perfect," not just pretty. That does make you wonder why a black girl with a "perfect" face isn't featured in a Yahoo article.
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AlphaRayAllen
04/26/12 10:39:00 AM
#74:


From: Mr Lasastryke | #073
The article states her face is "perfect," not just pretty. That does make you wonder why a black girl with a "perfect" face isn't featured in a Yahoo article.


Would you think it any less racist if they had a separate choice for a black girl with a perfect face?

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MrGreenonion
04/26/12 10:44:00 AM
#75:


That lip-gap is weirding me out man.

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Mr Lasastryke
04/26/12 10:45:00 AM
#76:


Would you think it any less racist if they had a separate choice for a black girl with a perfect face?

No.

I'm not saying Yahoo's racist. I think the article existing in the first place is stupid. The idea that the face of the girl is so exceptional that it deserves to have an article devoted to it is laughable.
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BlackMageJawa
04/26/12 10:50:00 AM
#77:


Without actually reading the article (which nobody seems to have linked to, just directly to pictures), I assumed it was a mathematical thing. There are always stories about how "studies have shown" that various ratios of, say, eyebrow height to width, are considered optimal, and there's usually something about symmetry. So in that sense a face could be considered mathematically 'perfect' regardless of skin colour.

Is it not that? Because if they just found someone and said "Wow, she's pretty, I should write an article about her" then... well they're half right.

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Mr Lasastryke
04/26/12 10:55:00 AM
#78:


Without actually reading the article (which nobody seems to have linked to, just directly to pictures), I assumed it was a mathematical thing. There are always stories about how "studies have shown" that various ratios of, say, eyebrow height to width, are considered optimal, and there's usually something about symmetry. So in that sense a face could be considered mathematically 'perfect' regardless of skin colour.

I haven't read the article either, but I find it hard to believe that she's the only girl in the world with a "mathematically perfect" face and this justifies there's an article written about her.
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Gwindor
04/26/12 11:03:00 AM
#79:


perfect means mathematically perfect.

the ratio of the sizes of certain features needs to be just so, and if it is then it can be called perfect.

This woman has a mathematically perfect face. That face represents the idea of a human that everyone pictures in their mind.

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Naomi_Diamond
04/26/12 11:07:00 AM
#80:


only on b8

just kidding

oh, internet

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Mr Lasastryke
04/26/12 11:12:00 AM
#81:


only on b8

just kidding

oh, internet


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IngmarBirdman
04/26/12 11:13:00 AM
#82:


Very pretty, reminds me of Adriana Cernanova, but not quite as hot.

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Perfect is obvious hyperbole, especially mathematically - her mouth is larger than ideal and her jaw is mannish triangular. Still very pretty though.

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thundersheep
04/26/12 11:15:00 AM
#83:


From: BlackMageJawa | #077
Without actually reading the article (which nobody seems to have linked to, just directly to pictures), I assumed it was a mathematical thing. There are always stories about how "studies have shown" that various ratios of, say, eyebrow height to width, are considered optimal, and there's usually something about symmetry. So in that sense a face could be considered mathematically 'perfect' regardless of skin colour.

Is it not that? Because if they just found someone and said "Wow, she's pretty, I should write an article about her" then... well they're half right.


Yeah I've definitely seen the "dimensions" of the perfect face and I'm guessing this woman was chosen because if you had this picture overlapped on her face it would match up.

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But the entire concept is stupid and ridiculous. Having a face in those dimensions doesn't make someone more attractive and I honestly can't say I'm even impressed by her face. It has nothing to do with "lol internet standards" either. People are just into different things. It's really easy to judge someone "objectively" based on a picture when you know nothing about them, and there are faces that have literally left me in awe, and others that I can simply think "Yeah, she's pretty". This girl falls into the latter category.

And you people also don't understand why a concept like this is racist. It has nothing to do with skin colour, it's the fact that someone of African, Asian, Latin, etc. descent could never be born with those proportions, meaning anyone from those races could never have a "perfect face".

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Psycho_Kenshin
04/26/12 12:04:00 PM
#84:


Naomi_Diamond posted...
what in the world psycho

ugh this board


You noticed the word "ha" before that? A little levity is to be used there. I do think the concept of a perfect face is a weird one, since who's to say what features are perfect, and I'm not the one who pointed out the white thing. But sure, it's a little wacky in general, just another way this is silly.

Also, we're all nazis. wink.

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azuarc
04/26/12 2:01:00 PM
#85:


So am I the only one who thinks she looks like a blonde version of the girl from iCarly?

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WalrusJump
04/26/12 2:30:00 PM
#86:


From: Jeff Zero | #043
I just read the topic title as "Walrus said to have perfect face"

o_o


vouch

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CherryCokes
04/26/12 3:51:00 PM
#87:


From: azuarc | #085
So am I the only one who thinks she looks like a blonde version of the girl from iCarly?

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i think i can safely speak for everyone else when i say this

"yes"

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XIII_rocks
04/26/12 3:54:00 PM
#88:


And you people also don't understand why a concept like this is racist

What do you mean, you people?!

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Aecioo
04/26/12 3:54:00 PM
#89:


thundersheep posted...

And you people also don't understand why a concept like this is racist. It has nothing to do with skin colour, it's the fact that someone of African, Asian, Latin, etc. descent could never be born with those proportions, meaning anyone from those races could never have a "perfect face".


sorry you can't be perfect like me

MASTER RACE

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Jeff Zero
04/26/12 3:59:00 PM
#90:


From: XIII_rocks | #088
And you people also don't understand why a concept like this is racist

What do you mean, you people?!


thundertyusheep.

I mean, I do see his point though. It is a pretty racist move, calling it 'perfect' like that. But come on, 'you people' is bad form. =\

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LeonhartFour
04/26/12 6:07:00 PM
#91:


You humans are all racist.

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TheConductorSix
04/26/12 6:11:00 PM
#92:


Agreed.

Her face is symmetrical in all the best ways, supple lips, rounded chin, no marks or flaws.

That's a perfect face.

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Wanglicious
04/26/12 6:18:00 PM
#93:


very pretty girl. but she's totally wearing make up - blush at the least.

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TVontheRadio
04/26/12 6:56:00 PM
#94:


black guys love white chicks indubitably confirmed

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facepaImer
04/26/12 7:17:00 PM
#95:


love those lips

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