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EmDubyaSee
01/09/12 7:38:00 PM
#401:


MartinFF7 posted...
The entire segment seemed to imply that only the original four horsemen were getting inducted, so any later members aren't...?

Fair enough.
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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 7:41:00 PM
#402:


Man, part of me doesn't even want to see what happens here.

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MartinFF7
01/09/12 7:45:00 PM
#403:


From: Rad Link 5 | #402
Man, part of me doesn't even want to see what happens here.


Watching a grown man cry.

Yep, that's about as "don't even want to see what happens here" as it can get.

Don't we still have two matches tonight, and it's 10:45? Granted one is a divas match, but still...

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 7:47:00 PM
#404:


Jericho can fake much better tears than that, so he is trying his damnest to be heel. But they just cheered him all the way out the door.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 7:53:00 PM
#405:


Would anyone believe me if I called her opponent being Kane before his music hit? There's a match I'd want to see.

I'm slightly surprised Michael Cole isn't defending Kane.

... did that angle really just end with Zack Ryder fixing a flat?

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DeathChicken
01/09/12 7:58:00 PM
#406:


Man, if you have some crazy horror movie villain chasing you, just drive off *with* the flat tire. Worry about it later

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:00:00 PM
#407:


I'm sure they want this to be scary when Kane attacks Zack in the middle of this match, but instead it's too hilarious to think that Eve has been shouting "Come on, Zack! Come on! We have to get out of here!" all this time.

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MartinFF7
01/09/12 8:01:00 PM
#408:


From: Rad Link 5 | #405
Would anyone believe me if I called her opponent being Kane before his music hit? There's a match I'd want to see.

I'm slightly surprised Michael Cole isn't defending Kane.

... did that angle really just end with Zack Ryder fixing a flat?


Kane will show up attacking Ryder on the titantron, Cena will run out back to help him but by the time he gets there the car is gone... and next week they're back, but eeeeeevil!

I mean, the Divas division does desperately need a new heel presence...

Plus that means Ziggler will have beaten Punk and Cena in consecutive weeks.... even if they're both via countout.

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MartinFF7
01/09/12 8:02:00 PM
#409:


From: Rad Link 5 | #407
I'm sure they want this to be scary when Kane attacks Zack in the middle of this match, but instead it's too hilarious to think that Eve has been shouting "Come on, Zack! Come on! We have to get out of here!" all this time.


genuine lol right there

this is the weirdest damn Raw I've seen in a long time. Maybe all-time.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:03:00 PM
#410:


Waiting for the mid-match cutaway to Zack still changing that tire, and then back to the match with no Kane appearance.

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DeathChicken
01/09/12 8:05:00 PM
#411:


I am laughing so much at poor Ziggler continually trying for that sleeper, and Cena just kind of ignoring him to do his thing

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:05:00 PM
#412:


Ziggler is arguably just as bad as Kane here. He keeps putting Cena in the sleeper hold while watching Zack Ryder get killed outside.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:06:00 PM
#413:


So did Ziggler win or was it a double count out?

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SHINE GET 64
01/09/12 8:08:00 PM
#414:


When you start to think this can't get any more insane, just remember we once had Undertaker try and embalm Steve Austin #RAWTonight

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XIII_rocks
01/09/12 8:08:00 PM
#415:


that raw was insane and amazing.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:09:00 PM
#416:


You know what we've had a lot of on WWE lately? Backstage brawls. I am in favor of this trend.

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Viktor Vaughn
01/09/12 8:09:00 PM
#417:


well all of that happened

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MartinFF7
01/09/12 8:10:00 PM
#418:


From: Rad Link 5 | #412
Ziggler is arguably just as bad as Kane here. He keeps putting Cena in the sleeper hold while watching Zack Ryder get killed outside.


Maybe he wasn't aware of what was on the titantron and felt compelled to do his thing.... :(

I still think it would've been great if Kane abducted Ryder + Eve and turned them to the DARK SIDE with the power of HATE

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edwardsdv
01/09/12 8:14:00 PM
#419:


So, I think Ziggler DID officially win that match. But Iguess building up your MEtitles feud wasnt as important as building Kane vs. Cena?

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XIII_rocks
01/09/12 8:14:00 PM
#420:


Brodus motherf***ing Clay.

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DeathChicken
01/09/12 8:15:00 PM
#421:


All Purpose Topic 163: Funky's On A Roll

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edwardsdv
01/09/12 8:15:00 PM
#422:


I think you mean Brodus mutha FUNKIN Clay

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:16:00 PM
#423:


Is anyone worse at changing a flat tire than Zack Ryder?

Seriously, he's on the other end of the spectrum from a typical Nascar pit crew.

As it stands, Kane beating the **** out of Zack and Cena every week doesn't qualify as "showing the power of hate" so much as "showing the power of me."

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edwardsdv
01/09/12 8:17:00 PM
#424:


He didnt even havea jack on until they cut back to it.

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TheRock1525
01/09/12 8:23:00 PM
#425:


Can't wait to see what Ryder tweets about this.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:34:00 PM
#426:


Eve was still shouting at me twenty minutes into the segment! Are you serious, bro?!

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Lopen
01/09/12 8:45:00 PM
#427:


Hey guys I'm the new assistant booker of Raw hope you liked that

Funkmaster Brodus Clay too good

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:51:00 PM
#428:


Lopen, was Punk's match supposed to end that way? You should have at least told the announcers. And John Laurinaitis. And Punk.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:52:00 PM
#429:


WWERawGM John Laurinaitis
I don't have a comment on Brodus right now. #WWE #RAW

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Lopen
01/09/12 8:54:00 PM
#430:


Yeah. We're trying to catch some of the "bad call drama" of the NFL to create strong heels.

Of course you may wonder why Punk was the beneficiary well that's where the fun comes in.

I mean I've already said too much

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edwardsdv
01/09/12 8:54:00 PM
#431:


Vintage Lopen

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SmartMuffin
01/09/12 8:55:00 PM
#432:


Rikishi called, he wants his gimmick back.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:55:00 PM
#433:


From: Lopen | #430
Yeah. We're trying to catch some of the "bad call drama" of the NFL to create strong heels.

Of course you may wonder why Punk was the beneficiary well that's where the fun comes in.

I mean I've already said too much


Aw snap.

I knew it all along.

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GTM
01/09/12 8:56:00 PM
#434:


yeah this raw was all comedy

the nfl bad call parody, zack changing a tower, rtruth/ricardo, and of course BRODUS

I loved it, but probably wouldnt want this every week

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edwardsdv
01/09/12 8:56:00 PM
#435:


SmartMuffin posted...
Rikishi called, he wants his gimmick back.

He wishes he had as much FUNK as Brodus Clay.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 8:58:00 PM
#436:


I'd actually be okay with this every week.

I just... was that Punk thing really a parody of bad NFL calls? It seems like somewhat of an important match to use for a parody finish.

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Viktor Vaughn
01/09/12 8:58:00 PM
#437:


From: SmartMuffin | #432
Rikishi called, he wants his gimmick back.


tell him he can't do it as good as brodus

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edwardsdv
01/09/12 8:59:00 PM
#438:


Yeah one of the strangest raws in recent memory, all of it aside from the Cena stuff has no conceivable payoff.

Just sort of 2 hours of madcap frenzy

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TheRock1525
01/09/12 9:00:00 PM
#439:


Next week: we set up the Sin Cara springboard for The Funkasaurus.

Hilarity ensues.

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Lopen
01/09/12 9:01:00 PM
#440:


Pretty sure it was more than a parody, but it was definitely intentional.

Maybe not, though. It's tough to say. After all...

The only thing that's for sure in the WWE is nothin's for sure.

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SHINE GET 64
01/09/12 9:02:00 PM
#441:


I assumed the bad call was just foreshadowing of what's to come in the PPV match with Laurinaitis as ref

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 9:04:00 PM
#442:


Especially considering the entire match, Lawler kept talking about how he thought Laurinaitis was up to something, and Laurinaitis was just sort of circling the ring the entire match. And then it ended. And nothing happened.

And yet I have no idea what else could have happened. I was actually looking forward to seeing what Johnny Ace was planning. Turns out he was planning a fair fight?

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SmartMuffin
01/09/12 9:04:00 PM
#443:


Punk/Laurinitis: An incredibly poor man's version of Austin/Vince.

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 9:05:00 PM
#444:


From: SHINE GET 64 | #441
I assumed the bad call was just foreshadowing of what's to come in the PPV match with Laurinaitis as ref


I kind of assumed Punk was going to retain, though.

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TheRock1525
01/09/12 9:08:00 PM
#445:


Punk is going to hit Laurinaitis after he botches a call, then a second ref comes in to make the final three count.

Simple as that.

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XIII_rocks
01/09/12 9:08:00 PM
#446:


My guess is Ace will set up a rematch next week having "reviewed the footage", same stips in place, and maybe screw Punk somehow (countout loss? DQ?)

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Rad Link 5
01/09/12 9:14:00 PM
#447:


From: TheRock1525 | #445
Punk is going to hit Laurinaitis after he botches a call, then a second ref comes in to make the final three count.

Simple as that.


But Laurinaitis' botch would, presumably, match this ref's botch. Meaning he calls a non-existent three count, or he calls a three count a two count. The first would have to mean Punk loses, while the latter would be kind of silly and pointless if it doesn't result in Punk eventually losing.

From: XIII_rocks | #446
My guess is Ace will set up a rematch next week having "reviewed the footage", same stips in place, and maybe screw Punk somehow (countout loss? DQ?)


Wouldn't that more or less make this week's match pointless?

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Wanglicious
01/09/12 9:18:00 PM
#448:


haven't seen raw yet, but if the problem is 'ace was fair and is towing a neutral line,' then... well, that's been his MO. he's been greatly treated like a villain while... not being one.

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XIII_rocks
01/09/12 9:21:00 PM
#449:


Yeah, but who cares? This is what happens when you announce the title match 4 weeks in advance. With Cena/Del Rio at noc we got three weeks of generic Cena wins endings, for example.

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TheRock1525
01/09/12 9:22:00 PM
#450:


But Laurinaitis' botch would, presumably, match this ref's botch. Meaning he calls a non-existent three count, or he calls a three count a two count. The first would have to mean Punk loses, while the latter would be kind of silly and pointless if it doesn't result in Punk eventually losing.

You're assuming that the botch has to be exactly the same thing.

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