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RPGGamer0 07/09/11 3:46:00 AM #51:	F*ing TAG also why are ads on my gamefaqs! -- Acting Psychologist ~~ Psychological Actor <cite>RPGGamer0 posted [p:70854] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> F*ing TAGalso why are ads on my gamefaqs! -- Acting Psychologist ~~ Psychological Actor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 2:27:00 PM #52:	E-Mail #32: flag day For how funny and poorly written as the Strong Badia national anthem is, I gotta say...it's kind of catchy. The flag itself is also awesome, and I'm surprised it hasn't been made into a metal band's logo yet. Strong Bad carving a Strong Badia tattoo into Strong Mad's shoulder is also pretty funny. This is just a good episode all around. The best one up to this point, in my opinion. 3.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70855] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #32: flag dayFor how funny and poorly written as the Strong Badia national anthem is, I gotta say...it's kind of catchy. The flag itself is also awesome, and I'm surprised it hasn't been made into a metal band's logo yet. Strong Bad carving a Strong Badia tattoo into Strong Mad's shoulder is also pretty funny. This is just a good episode all around. The best one up to this point, in my opinion.3.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 2:39:00 PM #53:	E-Mail #33: gimmicks The Tandy explodes and sends careening through Strong Sad's wall. While that alone is pretty funny, what I find really hilarious is the e-mail Strong Bad was reading. The guy was actually complaining about the e-mails going different places and doing different things, as opposed to it being just Strong Bad answering e-mails. Yeah, remember those glorious episodes back in the day that lasted around 30 seconds and had one or two very bland, mediocre jokes? Sure miss those! The entire thing that ends up making the e-mails so funny are the gimmicks themselves. Good thing the Brothers Chaps didn't take these e-mails to heart. Anyway, not bad. 2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70856] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #33: gimmicksThe Tandy explodes and sends careening through Strong Sad's wall. While that alone is pretty funny, what I find really hilarious is the e-mail Strong Bad was reading. The guy was actually complaining about the e-mails going different places and doing different things, as opposed to it being just Strong Bad answering e-mails. Yeah, remember those glorious episodes back in the day that lasted around 30 seconds and had one or two very bland, mediocre jokes? Sure miss those! The entire thing that ends up making the e-mails so funny are the gimmicks themselves. Good thing the Brothers Chaps didn't take these e-mails to heart.Anyway, not bad.2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 2:48:00 PM #54:	E-Mail #34: weird dream Seeing the continental United States in tight, white underwear is pretty, uh, interesting. Especially when it makes Texas look like a huge bulge (point?). It's a little funny, but not very, and certainly not as good as what we've been seeing lately. Though the joke from Strong Bad about The Cheat's computer having too much computer and not enough typewriter is decent. If I weren't against making a sham out of my star rating system, I'd be giving this one like a 1.75, but I'll just go ahead and round up to two. 2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70857] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #34: weird dreamSeeing the continental United States in tight, white underwear is pretty, uh, interesting. Especially when it makes Texas look like a huge bulge (point?). It's a little funny, but not very, and certainly not as good as what we've been seeing lately. Though the joke from Strong Bad about The Cheat's computer having too much computer and not enough typewriter is decent. If I weren't against making a sham out of my star rating system, I'd be giving this one like a 1.75, but I'll just go ahead and round up to two.2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 3:18:00 PM #55:	E-Mail #35: sisters I always used to (and still do) wonder about how the Tandy's screen got fixed the way it did. It certainly doesn't look, based on the episode it exploded, like it should be that fixed. It must have just been replaced or something. Anyway, the fixed up Tandy does things Strong Bad doesn't want it to do, and that's pretty funny, though it's one of those "you have to see it to enjoy its humor" sort of things. 2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70858] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #35: sistersI always used to (and still do) wonder about how the Tandy's screen got fixed the way it did. It certainly doesn't look, based on the episode it exploded, like it should be that fixed. It must have just been replaced or something. Anyway, the fixed up Tandy does things Strong Bad doesn't want it to do, and that's pretty funny, though it's one of those "you have to see it to enjoy its humor" sort of things.2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 4:09:00 PM #56:	E-Mail #36: guitar The entire episode is based on the humor of Strong Bad's vocal interpretation of guitar noises, and that's just not very funny to me. Interesting that the thing he sings at the end becomes part of the Trogdor song, though. 1.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70859] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #36: guitarThe entire episode is based on the humor of Strong Bad's vocal interpretation of guitar noises, and that's just not very funny to me. Interesting that the thing he sings at the end becomes part of the Trogdor song, though.1.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
whatisurnameplz 07/09/11 4:31:00 PM #57:	tag -- Give up some love for the Guru! Ladies and gentleman, the Incredible Black Turtle! <cite>whatisurnameplz posted [p:70860] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> tag -- Give up some love for the Guru!Ladies and gentleman, the Incredible Black Turtle! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 4:35:00 PM #58:	E-Mail #37: dullard The methods are funny, the little "Dullard" comic strip based on Dilbert in the corner is a nice touch (With the exact type of humor of that strip, too), and overall it's an enjoyable e-mail. Not much more to it than that. 2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70861] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #37: dullardThe methods are funny, the little "Dullard" comic strip based on Dilbert in the corner is a nice touch (With the exact type of humor of that strip, too), and overall it's an enjoyable e-mail. Not much more to it than that.2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cybat 07/09/11 4:45:00 PM #59:	tag -- Everyone has a right to sarcasm. It's like murder, except legal. - MYC <cite>Cybat posted [p:70862] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> tag -- Everyone has a right to sarcasm. It's like murder, except legal. - MYC </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BoshStrikesBack 07/09/11 4:48:00 PM #60:	lol these all seem so terrible -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBpfwpOPXNc&NR=1&feature=fvwp I watch Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent all day, every day. <cite>BoshStrikesBack posted [p:70863] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> lol these all seem so terrible -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBpfwpOPXNc&NR=1&feature=fvwpI watch Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent all day, every day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 4:54:00 PM #61:	E-Mail #38: helium The Shack-Shaq joke at the beginning made me laugh more than it should of. Strong Bad's helium song lacked humor, but it was made up for with Strong Mad sounding exactly the same, and The Cheat balloon. The good definitely outweighs the meh in this episode. 3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70864] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #38: heliumThe Shack-Shaq joke at the beginning made me laugh more than it should of. Strong Bad's helium song lacked humor, but it was made up for with Strong Mad sounding exactly the same, and The Cheat balloon. The good definitely outweighs the meh in this episode.3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 5:01:00 PM #62:	E-Mail #39: property of ones More bogus mathematical theorem humor, and this one is better done than the first. And the talk of the foreign ones puts a smile on my face. That said, it's not all that memorable, and it just doesn't do much for me. 2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70865] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #39: property of onesMore bogus mathematical theorem humor, and this one is better done than the first. And the talk of the foreign ones puts a smile on my face. That said, it's not all that memorable, and it just doesn't do much for me.2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
beavis666x2 07/09/11 5:36:00 PM #63:	From: Emporer_Kazbar \| #062 E-Mail #39: property of ones More bogus mathematical theorem humor, and this one is better done than the first. And the talk of the foreign ones puts a smile on my face. That said, it's not all that memorable, and it just doesn't do much for me. 2 stars out of 5. A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. -- Nanomachines: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems. http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5980/861756874pp6.jpg <cite>beavis666x2 posted [p:70866] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> From: Emporer_Kazbar \| #062E-Mail #39: property of onesMore bogus mathematical theorem humor, and this one is better done than the first. And the talk of the foreign ones puts a smile on my face. That said, it's not all that memorable, and it just doesn't do much for me.2 stars out of 5.A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all. -- Nanomachines: The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/5980/861756874pp6.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 6:12:00 PM #64:	E-Mail #40: vacation The comments about the various towns he visits are all great. My particular favorite is Pantsburg (Simply for the line "[the bike] was, like, welded to that little house"), though Historic Over There is a close second. It's a fabulous episode that I think signifies that we're finally leaving the old era and entering the Golden Age. Let's just hope Tokugawa doesn't declare war on me. 4 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70867] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #40: vacationThe comments about the various towns he visits are all great. My particular favorite is Pantsburg (Simply for the line "[the bike] was, like, welded to that little house"), though Historic Over There is a close second. It's a fabulous episode that I think signifies that we're finally leaving the old era and entering the Golden Age. Let's just hope Tokugawa doesn't declare war on me.4 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/09/11 6:47:00 PM #65:	E-Mail #41: invisibility "Chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!" (._.) That quote makes this whole episode worth it. Also, for reference, this is the first Compy episode. 3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70868] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #41: invisibility"Chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!" (._.)That quote makes this whole episode worth it. Also, for reference, this is the first Compy episode.3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Da_J 07/09/11 6:53:00 PM #66:	Big tag for later -- ~~ Sig wanted. Inquire within. ~~ http://i.neoseeker.com/n/2/nintendo_quality_seal.jpg <cite>Da_J posted [p:70869] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> Big tag for later -- ~~ Sig wanted. Inquire within. ~~http://i.neoseeker.com/n/2/nintendo_quality_seal.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/10/11 3:55:00 AM #67:	E-Mail #42: action figure It does a good job lampooning various dumb features you see action figures coming with, and the various other character figures at the end are kind of funny. But, it's just not above amusing to me. It's amusiveness, if you will, it's at medium scale. 2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70870] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #42: action figureIt does a good job lampooning various dumb features you see action figures coming with, and the various other character figures at the end are kind of funny. But, it's just not above amusing to me. It's amusiveness, if you will, it's at medium scale.2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/10/11 3:06:00 PM #68:	E-Mail #43: little questions It's kind of hard to follow everything being said and typed at once in this episode, but once you get everything that's happening, it's a pretty good episode. Making fun of poorly written English made by a Swedish person may be seen as too easy to some, but I figure differently. If something's funny, it usually doesn't matter what the subject is. 2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70871] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #43: little questionsIt's kind of hard to follow everything being said and typed at once in this episode, but once you get everything that's happening, it's a pretty good episode. Making fun of poorly written English made by a Swedish person may be seen as too easy to some, but I figure differently. If something's funny, it usually doesn't matter what the subject is.2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/10/11 4:14:00 PM #69:	E-Mail #44: jigs and lures As a sizable fan of fishing, fishing humor is right up my alley, and this is no exception. I wish it was as easy as doing a song and dance to get fish to jump into my boat. Then again, what I like about fishing is the relaxation of the whole thing, so maybe not. Still, it would be a nice way to make up for a day without a catch. Also, the video game at the end is amusing. 2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70872] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #44: jigs and luresAs a sizable fan of fishing, fishing humor is right up my alley, and this is no exception. I wish it was as easy as doing a song and dance to get fish to jump into my boat. Then again, what I like about fishing is the relaxation of the whole thing, so maybe not. Still, it would be a nice way to make up for a day without a catch.Also, the video game at the end is amusing.2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/10/11 4:58:00 PM #70:	E-Mail #45: techno Funny episode with catchy tech-feux song is good. I think it's a very ncie job they did, considering it's just vocals. Also, would there even be a way to tell if someone poored a glowstick's contents into your Mountain Dew? Seems to me it would be the perfect crime. Anyway, very good. 3.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70873] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #45: technoFunny episode with catchy tech-feux song is good. I think it's a very ncie job they did, considering it's just vocals. Also, would there even be a way to tell if someone poored a glowstick's contents into your Mountain Dew? Seems to me it would be the perfect crime. Anyway, very good.3.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/10/11 9:36:00 PM #71:	E-Mail #46: your friends There's something pretty enjoyable about Strong Bad injuring everyone else in Free Country, USA (Minus the Poopsmith). Not much more to it than that. 3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70874] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #46: your friendsThere's something pretty enjoyable about Strong Bad injuring everyone else in Free Country, USA (Minus the Poopsmith). Not much more to it than that.3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Altimadark 07/10/11 10:48:00 PM #72:	*Emporer_Kazbar posted...* There's something pretty enjoyable about Strong Bad injuring everyone else in Free Country, USA (Minus the Poopsmith). What was the issue with Coach Z? I never got that one... FunFact: I unwittingly prompted a considerable discussion over the Coach Z scene on hrwiki. Didn't find out about it for over a year or two. -- There never was a post. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. <cite>Altimadark posted [p:70875] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> Emporer_Kazbar posted...There's something pretty enjoyable about Strong Bad injuring everyone else in Free Country, USA (Minus the Poopsmith).What was the issue with Coach Z? I never got that one...FunFact: I unwittingly prompted a considerable discussion over the Coach Z scene on hrwiki. Didn't find out about it for over a year or two. -- There never was a post. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/10/11 11:01:00 PM #73:	From: Altimadark \| #072 What was the issue with Coach Z? I never got that one... Maybe they're insinuating they're a poor product or something. Not sure. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70876] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> From: Altimadark \| #072What was the issue with Coach Z? I never got that one...Maybe they're insinuating they're a poor product or something. Not sure. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chrono1219 07/10/11 11:16:00 PM #74:	Coach Z? Three Cheers for the Chork! -- Chrono1219 <cite>Chrono1219 posted [p:70877] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> Coach Z?Three Cheers for the Chork! -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SovietOmega 07/10/11 11:29:00 PM #75:	ahh sb emails....i remembered i once watched them not knowing all the hidden things that were in a bunch of them. had to mouse over pretty fast to catch some of it too... and now i feel like watching a bunch of them to synch up with the topic XD -- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out <cite>SovietOmega posted [p:70878] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> ahh sb emails....i remembered i once watched them not knowing all the hidden things that were in a bunch of them. had to mouse over pretty fast to catch some of it too...and now i feel like watching a bunch of them to synch up with the topic XD -- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/10/11 11:47:00 PM #76:	E-Mail #47: new hands Pouring oatmeal on stuff is probably the oddest goal in having a new hand I've ever heard. Especially on that poor, innocent turtle. But yeah, Strong Bad choosing a bucket and a megaphone over something cool or useful is odd. Doesn't make for incredible humor, but it's not a horrible episode. 2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70879] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #47: new handsPouring oatmeal on stuff is probably the oddest goal in having a new hand I've ever heard. Especially on that poor, innocent turtle. But yeah, Strong Bad choosing a bucket and a megaphone over something cool or useful is odd. Doesn't make for incredible humor, but it's not a horrible episode.2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 4:11:00 AM #77:	Going over the average of my ratings so far, the first 47 episodes average a 1.94 out of 5. This isn't very good sounding, but this incorporates all the really lame early episodes. If we take a more recent sample, of, say, the last ten episodes, it averages a a much better 2.75 stars (Which, if you've been paying attention, out ranks the level of any episode prior to e-mail #28. So that should be a good indication that we're onto the good stuff now. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70880] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> Going over the average of my ratings so far, the first 47 episodes average a 1.94 out of 5. This isn't very good sounding, but this incorporates all the really lame early episodes. If we take a more recent sample, of, say, the last ten episodes, it averages a a much better 2.75 stars (Which, if you've been paying attention, out ranks the level of any episode prior to e-mail #28. So that should be a good indication that we're onto the good stuff now. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 4:20:00 AM #78:	E-Mail #48: ghosts The Strong Bad cave joke is predictable, yet still enjoyable. But really, what else would be the highlight here but the Tandy ghost? It's cute! The bad graphics ghost should be on a t-shirt. Not to mention if you "kill" the ghost at the end (Get rid of all the pixels; I used to have trouble with this for some reason, but a simply push of the Tab key does this with ease), Strong Sad sings a "spooky" song, which is actually kind of lullaby-like. I like it, just like I like the episode. Like like like. ?) 3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70881] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #48: ghostsThe Strong Bad cave joke is predictable, yet still enjoyable. But really, what else would be the highlight here but the Tandy ghost? It's cute! The bad graphics ghost should be on a t-shirt. Not to mention if you "kill" the ghost at the end (Get rid of all the pixels; I used to have trouble with this for some reason, but a simply push of the Tab key does this with ease), Strong Sad sings a "spooky" song, which is actually kind of lullaby-like. I like it, just like I like the episode. Like like like. ?)3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 3:26:00 PM #79:	E-Mail #49: theme party Have "Frat Party" as a theme for your frat party is kind of silly, I guess, but it's really not the amount of humor I expect from an e-mail at this point in the game. 1.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70882] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #49: theme partyHave "Frat Party" as a theme for your frat party is kind of silly, I guess, but it's really not the amount of humor I expect from an e-mail at this point in the game.1.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 07/11/11 3:48:00 PM #80:	I kind of expected someone doing this was going to like some of them >_> No, I'm not going to read more than the first 20 or so. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:70883] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> I kind of expected someone doing this was going to like some of them >_>No, I'm not going to read more than the first 20 or so. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 3:52:00 PM #81:	From: Leebo86 \| #080 No, I'm not going to read more than the first 20 or so. Then you're going to be soundly disappointed, because the first 20 suck in comparison to the rest. For instance, everything from 50 on is liable to get over a 3. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70884] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> From: Leebo86 \| #080No, I'm not going to read more than the first 20 or so.Then you're going to be soundly disappointed, because the first 20 suck in comparison to the rest.For instance, everything from 50 on is liable to get over a 3. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 07/11/11 3:53:00 PM #82:	I already read your first 20 write ups. I can't be more disappointed at this point. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:70885] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> I already read your first 20 write ups. I can't be more disappointed at this point. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 3:55:00 PM #83:	From: Leebo86 \| #082 I already read your first 20 write ups. I can't be more disappointed at this point. If you can look me in the face and tell me the first 20 e-mails are actually good, then I think I am the most disappointed. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70886] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> From: Leebo86 \| #082I already read your first 20 write ups. I can't be more disappointed at this point.If you can look me in the face and tell me the first 20 e-mails are actually good, then I think I am the most disappointed. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 07/11/11 3:56:00 PM #84:	Are they "as good" as the later ones? Of course not. Are they enjoyable, of course they are. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:70887] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> Are they "as good" as the later ones? Of course not.Are they enjoyable, of course they are. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 4:11:00 PM #85:	E-Mail #50: 50 emails Things are OK in the beginning, but really pick up once that phone rings. Homestar's just a really funny character in short doses, and this is a good way of using that. Strong Bad possibly selling his brothers feet to someone is also amusing. And the old-timey Easter egg is something I can always get behind. The old-timey jokes always get to me. 4 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70888] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #50: 50 emailsThings are OK in the beginning, but really pick up once that phone rings. Homestar's just a really funny character in short doses, and this is a good way of using that. Strong Bad possibly selling his brothers feet to someone is also amusing.And the old-timey Easter egg is something I can always get behind. The old-timey jokes always get to me.4 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralZephyr 07/11/11 5:41:00 PM #86:	50 Emails is a top tier Homestar performance. I have to rewatch a lot of stuff to determine what my favorite moments with him are, but Long Pants is up there as well. -- darkx got banned. :-\ Currently playing: Final Fantasy XIII, NSMBW, Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors <cite>AdmiralZephyr posted [p:70889] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> 50 Emails is a top tier Homestar performance. I have to rewatch a lot of stuff to determine what my favorite moments with him are, but Long Pants is up there as well. -- darkx got banned. :-\Currently playing: Final Fantasy XIII, NSMBW, Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 6:51:00 PM #87:	E-Mail #51: website Man, all those cheap animated gifs remind me of the absolute olden days of the internet, where Netscape was king, and things like Angelfire were all the rage. It's interesting, and almost sad how much things have changed, and yet I can wholeheartedly say I don't want to go back. Anyway, it's funny for what it is, but not extraordinarily so. 3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70890] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #51: websiteMan, all those cheap animated gifs remind me of the absolute olden days of the internet, where Netscape was king, and things like Angelfire were all the rage. It's interesting, and almost sad how much things have changed, and yet I can wholeheartedly say I don't want to go back.Anyway, it's funny for what it is, but not extraordinarily so.3 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 07/11/11 6:58:00 PM #88:	From: Emporer_Kazbar \| Posted: 7/8/2011 10:19:27 PM \| #018 E-Mail #10: trevor the vampire What I thought back then: Meh. This episode is a little better than I remember it. I'm a fan of "they just died, here's all the memories they gave us" jokes, and so that works out in this episode's favor. Still, it's not like I'm clutching my sides, gasping for breath laughing. Not even an outloud chuckle...just kind of amusing. It has that over some of the others so far, though. 1.5 stars out of 5. .... this topic is awful -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/mask_salesman_rage.gif <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:70891] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> From: Emporer_Kazbar \| Posted: 7/8/2011 10:19:27 PM \| #018E-Mail #10: trevor the vampireWhat I thought back then: Meh.This episode is a little better than I remember it. I'm a fan of "they just died, here's all the memories they gave us" jokes, and so that works out in this episode's favor. Still, it's not like I'm clutching my sides, gasping for breath laughing. Not even an outloud chuckle...just kind of amusing. It has that over some of the others so far, though.1.5 stars out of 5.....this topic is awful -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/mask_salesman_rage.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralZephyr 07/11/11 7:04:00 PM #89:	Yeah, Trevor the Vampire is probably in my top 25 or so. -- darkx got banned. :-\ Currently playing: Final Fantasy XIII, NSMBW, Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors <cite>AdmiralZephyr posted [p:70892] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> Yeah, Trevor the Vampire is probably in my top 25 or so. -- darkx got banned. :-\Currently playing: Final Fantasy XIII, NSMBW, Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 7:07:00 PM #90:	D.S.f.D.F., etc. Admittedly, 1.5 is kind of harsh on there. If I weren't against giving a 1.75, I'd have done it. But then I might as well start saying "This e-mail was great! 4.6903 stars out of 5!" -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70893] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> D.S.f.D.F., etc.Admittedly, 1.5 is kind of harsh on there. If I weren't against giving a 1.75, I'd have done it. But then I might as well start saying "This e-mail was great! 4.6903 stars out of 5!" -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 07/11/11 7:08:00 PM #91:	trevor the vampire is top 10 material tbqh -- Miyamoto: [cats] are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:70894] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> trevor the vampire is top 10 material tbqh -- Miyamoto: [cats] are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralZephyr 07/11/11 7:14:00 PM #92:	Don't forget that Trevor the Vampire is the closest Strong Bad ever comes to swearing. Look what he's typing when he cuts off and realizes what happened. -- darkx got banned. :-\ Currently playing: Final Fantasy XIII, NSMBW, Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors <cite>AdmiralZephyr posted [p:70895] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> Don't forget that Trevor the Vampire is the closest Strong Bad ever comes to swearing. Look what he's typing when he cuts off and realizes what happened. -- darkx got banned. :-\Currently playing: Final Fantasy XIII, NSMBW, Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leebo86 07/11/11 7:17:00 PM #93:	No, you guys, trevor the vampire isn't good because it's short and his accent isn't the same as it is later, get with the program. -- Connecticut Huskies <cite>Leebo86 posted [p:70896] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> No, you guys, trevor the vampire isn't good because it's short and his accent isn't the same as it is later, get with the program. -- Connecticut Huskies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 7:18:00 PM #94:	From: Leebo86 \| #093 No, you guys, trevor the vampire isn't good because it's short and his accent isn't the same as it is later, get with the program. You so silly -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70897] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> From: Leebo86 \| #093No, you guys, trevor the vampire isn't good because it's short and his accent isn't the same as it is later, get with the program.You so silly -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 7:22:00 PM #95:	E-Mail #52: island Just the description of what would happen in a standard cartoon is funny enough, but the whole Strong Bad/Homestar island scene is great. The two bounce of each other as characters so incredibly well. The whole scene is classic. This is a top-10 episode for me, and has been since I first saw it. Thus, it gets my first perfect rating. 5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70898] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #52: islandJust the description of what would happen in a standard cartoon is funny enough, but the whole Strong Bad/Homestar island scene is great. The two bounce of each other as characters so incredibly well. The whole scene is classic. This is a top-10 episode for me, and has been since I first saw it. Thus, it gets my first perfect rating.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 07/11/11 9:10:00 PM #96:	Last one I saw was independent films vs. indy films. Which was more amusing than it should have been. -- Sack Up Or Shut Up™ <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:70899] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> Last one I saw was independent films vs. indy films. Which was more amusing than it should have been. -- Sack Up Or Shut Up™ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 9:11:00 PM #97:	E-Mail #53: comic TGS is one of the site's funniest things, and it all got introduced here. It's a pretty great e-mail, all told. Though I do have to wonder if the girls mentioned in the e-mail constantly fight over who is who (assuming they're still friends, which, with them most likely being middle/high school age at the time, it's doubtful). Anyway, very good. 4.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70900] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #53: comicTGS is one of the site's funniest things, and it all got introduced here. It's a pretty great e-mail, all told. Though I do have to wonder if the girls mentioned in the e-mail constantly fight over who is who (assuming they're still friends, which, with them most likely being middle/high school age at the time, it's doubtful). Anyway, very good.4.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 9:34:00 PM #98:	E-Mail #54: morning routine Strong Bad having all types of eggs hidden in the couch is really, really funny to me, and can't tell why. It's just so out of no where. The way Strong Sad shrugs when he says "Maybe a dinosaur egg" really gets me. 4.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70901] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #54: morning routineStrong Bad having all types of eggs hidden in the couch is really, really funny to me, and can't tell why. It's just so out of no where. The way Strong Sad shrugs when he says "Maybe a dinosaur egg" really gets me.4.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/11/11 10:01:00 PM #99:	E-Mail #55: cheat talk It's a'ight. I wouldn't call it the best episode by any means, but there have definitely been worse. Strong Sad getting keyboard'd is the highlight because, once again, it comes out of nowhere and serves no purpose but humor. 2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70902] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #55: cheat talkIt's a'ight. I wouldn't call it the best episode by any means, but there have definitely been worse. Strong Sad getting keyboard'd is the highlight because, once again, it comes out of nowhere and serves no purpose but humor.2.5 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Emporer_Kazbar 07/12/11 2:29:00 AM #100:	E-Mail #56: current status It's silly, and short. Kind of funny, but not really built up and out enough to hit as hard as it could have. 2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09) I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. <cite>Emporer_Kazbar posted [p:70903] in Kazbar rat... [t:59679039]...</cite> <quote> E-Mail #56: current statusIt's silly, and short. Kind of funny, but not really built up and out enough to hit as hard as it could have.2 stars out of 5. -- Will not remove this line of my signature until the Seahawks, Jazz or Rockies win a title (Started 5-16-09)I know I'm not getting rid of this signature, BTW. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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