Board 8 > FWA3 Topic 5: Jobbin' to the Purge

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I will never understand the purge rate

and nobody will ever understand IMPACT

Pre-show: Kidman asks for your votes (C); Iaukea d. Abyss (C-); Iaukea whines about the Cyber Friday card until London makes fun of him (C+)

-Snuka and Slaughter are out and think they should be considered for the title shot at Cyber Friday. Guerrero and Truth come out to belittle them and challenge them to prove it in the ME.
Rating: C-
Eddie's Genius gimmick gets an initial B-

-Match: Morton v. John Hennigan
The jobber has a decent arsenal of aerial maneuvers, but can't quiiiiite handle Morton. He can, however, hang on long enough to win when the Dudleys interfere.
Rating: B-

-Match: Tajiri v. Matthews
A big kick out of nowhere gives Tajiri a quick but hotly contested win.
Rating: B

-Tajiri's still excited to fight Del Rio, especially now that he has some momentum going.
Rating: C+

-Nixon announces that Davey Richards is gone. Therefore, Eddie Edwards must fight alone tonight in a non-title match. He'll need a partner for the PPV, though, or the titles will be stripped.
Rating: C-

-Match: Edwards v. Faces of Fear
Edwards is a superb athlete, but can't handle the numbers game, and Meng picks up a win for once.
Rating: C+

-Stacy Keibler fawns over her man, and asks you to pick a good partner for him.
Rating: C-

-Match: Styles and Shango v. The Following
Slater and Finlay hold their own, but are just a bit outclassed even without Shango's kryptonite effect.
Rating: B

-Match: Guerrero and Truth d. Snuka and Slaughter
Rating: B

-Guerrero and Truth argue about who's going to take the belt at the PPV until Styles cuts them both off.
Rating: C+

-Post-show: Braaaaawl (B-); Gibson d. Sabu (D); RnR fend off the Dudleys (D+; D-Von's Relentless gimmick gets an initial B)

Overall: B- SUCCESS lol angles
Rating: 2.87

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World Title: AJ Styles (c) v. ______
A) Eddie Guerrero B) The Truth C) Finlay

Two losers face Cabana and London

Tag Titles: Eddie Edwards (c) and _______ v. Faces of Fear
A) Sgt. Slaughter B) Ron Simmons C) Abyss

Two losers face Riggs and Matthews

US Title: Heath Slater (c) v. Papa Shango, Guest Referee ________
A) Jimmy Snuka B) Billy Kidman C) Finlay

Rock 'n' Roll Express v. Dudley Boys
A) Taybles B) Cage C) Texas Tornado

Yoshihiro Tajiri v. Alberto Del Rio
A) Flag B) Submission C) Tuxedo

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wait what, now how did that happen.

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And just for the sake of having info in the early posts, a quick overview of my roster.

MAIN EVENT
AJ Styles
Jimmy Snuka
Robert Gibson
Eddie Guerrero
The Truth
Curtis Iaukea
John Morrison

UPPER MIDCARD
Paul London
Colt Cabana
Abyss
Sgt. Slaughter
Ricky Morton
Heath Slater
Finlay

MIDCARD
Eddie Edwards
Ron Simmons
Yoshihiro Tajiri
Papa Shango
Terry Gordy
Jimmy Garvin
Bubba Ray Dudley
Meng
Scotty Riggs
Alberto del Rio

LOWER MIDCARD
Billy Kidman
D-Von Dudley
Mike Awesome
Jesse Barr
The Barbarian

OPENERS
Kenny Omega
Joey Matthews
Sabu

JOBBER
Jay Swick

MANAGERS
Stacy Keibler (Edwards)
Armando Alejandro Estrada (Sabu, Awesome, Dudleys)

Commentary: Solie and Coach
Refs: Tim White and Tom Bombadil
GM: Richard Nixon
Road Agent: Boris Malenko

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Depush Iaukea!

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or, failing that, put snuka and iaukea in a year and a half long program with each other that doesn't involve the title so they can stop stinking up the rest of the main event scene.

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World Title: AJ Styles (c) v. ______
B) The Truth

Tag Titles: Eddie Edwards (c) and _______ v. Faces of Fear
B) Ron Simmons

US Title: Heath Slater (c) v. Papa Shango, Guest Referee ________
C) Finlay

Rock 'n' Roll Express v. Dudley Boys
A) Taybles

Yoshihiro Tajiri v. Alberto Del Rio
B) Submission

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World Title: AJ Styles (c) v. ______
B) The Truth

Two losers face Cabana and London

Tag Titles: Eddie Edwards (c) and _______ v. Faces of Fear
B) Ron Simmons

Two losers face Riggs and Matthews

US Title: Heath Slater (c) v. Papa Shango, Guest Referee ________
C) Finlay

Rock 'n' Roll Express v. Dudley Boys
A) Taybles

Yoshihiro Tajiri v. Alberto Del Rio
C) Tuxedo

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is tom pushing prince iaukea or the guy from the dungeon of doom

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Well my Internet breaks for a day and this is what happens. The dastardly purge.

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None other than "The Master" himself.

Man Tom you should repackage him as that. Reform the Dungeon of Doom. Ratingz.

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...Iaukea was in the Dungeon of Doom? brb checking Kevin Sullivan's status

aw eddv has him locked down

But yeah Snuka and Iaukea aren't really being used like ME right now. >_> Snuka tends to be a jobber to the stars and Iaukea doesn't even make it on the show half the time...it is sometimes kinda fun how autopush and I disagree on things.

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you should override autopush and put slater in the main event

he can take trish's place of holding every single title in the game and I'll be okay with it

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sullivan is my booker...think for a moment and be ashamed the kevin sullivan booking is winning this

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Showcase gets A* (ME/MotN: Lesnar d. Austin, A)

Lineas de Batalla gets B+ (ME/MotN: Demon/Canek d. Santos, B+)

Boko Ring Warriors gets B+ (ME/MotN: RVD d. Kane, B+)

Football gets Santana

CPU gets Kaos

SlamZone gets B (ME/MotN: Sid d. Rude by countout, B+)

Maniac Wrestling gets B- (ME/MotN: Colt d. Hayes, B)

War gets Eddie Graham, Test

Boko gets Dibiase, Otunga

CPU gets Kevin Von Erich

Modern Day Warriors gets B (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel d. Umaga, B)

Ventura retires

War gets London

CPU gets Black

Flame Grilled TV gets B+ (ME: Bret d. Flair, B; MotN: Storm d. Rock, A*)

Rage gets B- (ME/MotN: Steiner/Eaton/Magnum d. Santana/Blackjacks, B)

Sky picks up Snow on PPV

Zhang fires Mr. Hito

Coffee gets Saturn

High Velocity gets C (ME: Gibson d. London, C NLW NLW; MotN: Funk d. Abyss, B)

Ken gets Lashley

Carnage gets A (ME/MotN: Hashimoto/Baba d. Taue/Kawada, A)

Boko Stormy Weather gets B (ME: Kane d. Orton to retain, B; MotN: RVD d. Morton, A)

Football Rest in Pieces gets B (ME: S. Steiner d. Jay Strongbow to retain, B-; MotN: Eaton d. Magnum, B)

Guerra Extrema gets B (ME: Mascaras d. Crazy, B; MotN: Demon d. Wagner Jr., B+)

Fight Club gets B (ME/MotN: Book d. Otunga, Martel to retain Big Black, B+)

Lock Up TV gets B- (ME/MotN: Vader d. Kidman, Dragon Kid, BxB to retain, B)
-Dragon Kid rips his bicep

Dante Breaking Point gets B- (ME/MotN: Baker d. James, Slater, Koloff to retain, B)

Same night, Dante Weekly gets C (ME/MotN: Dogg d. Windham, B-)

Demolition gets B (ME/MotN: Gibson/Strong d. Midnight Express, B+)

Ken Ring Wars gets B- (ME/MotN: Slaughter d. Mountie, B-)

Maniac Crazy Eights gets B- (ME/MotN: Colt d. Animal to retain, B- I am pretty sure this is set as an all 4v4 event o_O)

Semi to turn Nagata face

Maniac fails to hire Doane

Boko gets Tommy Rich

eddv to turn Lawler face

Decimation gets B (ME: Piper d. Lesnar, B; MotN: Austin d. Hogan, B+)

Lopen gets Tim White

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Boko gets Dibiase, Otunga

I am now at war with Boko.

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Maniac Crazy Eights gets B- (ME/MotN: Colt d. Animal to retain, B- I am pretty sure this is set as an all 4v4 event o_O
It's supposed to be. Maybe the rest of the card was my elimination tag matches.

World Title: AJ Styles (c) v. ______
The Truth

Two losers face Cabana and London

Tag Titles: Eddie Edwards (c) and _______ v. Faces of Fear
Ron Simmons

Two losers face Riggs and Matthews

US Title: Heath Slater (c) v. Papa Shango, Guest Referee ________
A) Jimmy Snuka B) Billy Kidman C) Finlay

Rock 'n' Roll Express v. Dudley Boys
Texas Tornado

Yoshihiro Tajiri v. Alberto Del Rio
Submission

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It looked like a normal card all the way through.

I would assume I screwed up the data entry but it WAS all 4v4 last year.

Looking at your roster, though, you only have 23 wrestlers, even if you count the girls, so that probably has a lot to do with it. Crazy Eights 2010 was only three matches long, and you can't even do that this year without repeating....and I don't think the AI ever doublebooks unless there's a tournament.

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Pre-show: Tajiri promos on Del Rio (C+); Sabu hypes the Dudleys (C-); Kidman d. Barr (C)

-Slater and Finlay open the show, vowing to leave Cyber Friday with both of the belts! Styles is skeptical, and challenges them to a tag match with himself and Shango, but Truth and Guerrero cut in, wanting a similar chance to win some votes. Throw in Colt and London, and we've got a main event.
Rating: C+

-Match: Tajiri d. Awesome
Rating: B-
Great chemistry

-Eddie Edwards catches up with Simmons and Abyss backstage to wish them luck. One of them could be his next tag partner!
Rating: C-

-Match: Abyss and Simmons v. Faces of Fear
holy crap the faces of fear win a match
Rating: C+
Barbarian's naruto ripoff comedy gimmick is getting old :\

-Match: Omega and Swick v. Dudleys
Despite the distraction of RnR Express coming to ringside, the Dudleys beat the jobbers. No Hennigan push for those two!
Rating: C- augh I reffed I really wish I could pick a default ref rather than having to remember to set it every match

-Dudleys try for a beatdown, but fail.
Rating: C

-Slaughter promises to do better than his poll opponents, and better than Ricky Morton!
Rating: C

-Match: Slaughter v. Hennigan
The jobber from last week gets a bit more chance to shine, and actually manages a clean win.
Rating: B-

-Colt and London wish people would take them a bit more seriously. Just because they are fun doesn't mean they aren't awesome! They'll beat up whatever literal losers the fans throw at them this Friday, and they'll beat them ALL up tonight!
Rating: B

-Match: Styles, London, Colt, and Shango v. Guerrero, Truth, The Following
Heel team's just a bit too legit to lose to a team that includes Shango. Truth gets a big win.
Rating: B

Post-show: Iaukea, Riggs, and Matthews feel mistreated (C); Snuka/Freebirds d. Iaukea/Riggs/Matthews (D-)

Overall: B- SUCCESS lol angles Matthews overused
Rating: 2.86

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Showcase gets B+ (ME/MotN: HBK/Piper d. Decimation, B+)

Lineas de Batalla gets B (ME: Demon d. Wagner Jr., B; MotN: Mexicools d. Santos, B+)

Lopen Tough Love gets B- (ME/MotN: Dogg d. Monty Brown to retain, B-)

Boko Ring Warriors gets B- (ME/MotN: Kane d. Dibiase to retain, B)

CPU gets Aries

SlamZone gets B+ (ME/MotN: Malenko d. Cactus, B+)

Maniac Wrestling gets C (ME: Mountie d. Ernest Miller, C-; MotN: Jarrett/Joe time limit draw v. Animal/Cabana, B-)

Snow to turn Perfect face

Modern Day Warriors gets B (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel/Truth d. New Age Outlaws, B)

Voltch gets Art Barr

Icon declines to renew Fleisch

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and now, it is time for the derpfest that is CYBER FRIDAY

Pre-show: Tajiri and Del Rio cut a dueling promo (C-); Colt and London speculate on their opponents and run down all three potentials (B-); Freebirds d. Iaukea and Barr (C-)

-Nixon announces the voting results, focusing on Styles/Truth in the ME.
Rating: B

-Match: Colt and London d. Guerrero and Finlay
Rating: B

-Tag Titles: Edwards (c) and Simmons v. Faces of Fear
The face team works reasonably well together, but they do have some trouble locking down a win.
Rating: C+

-Simmons and Edwards put themselves over. They're apparently calling themselves the Dire Wolves and hanging on to the tag belts for a while.
Rating: C-

-US Title: Slater (c) v. Shango (Guest Ref: Finlay)
Shocking nobody at all, Finlay helps Slater retain.
Rating: C-
Poor chemistry

-Taybles: RnR d. Dudleys
Rating: B

-Submission: Tajiri v. Del Rio
Tajiri gets a dominating win here, putting Del Rio away quickly with the Tarantula.
Rating: C-

-Del Rio splutters his way up the ramp while Tajiri leads a chorus of "you tapped out."
Rating: C+

-Match: Slaughter and Abyss d. Riggs and Matthews
Rating: C

-Snuka is a bit hurt that he didn't get on the card. He's been giving some thought to retiri- he's interrupted by John Hennigan in a ridiculous getup. Hennigan says more important things are happening right now, namely himself. First off, don't call him Hennigan, call him John Morrison! He calls himself the Shaman of Sexy and the greatest flyer in the world, the latter of which provokes Snuka to cut him off. They bicker a bit until Nixon comes out. This being Cyber Friday, he figures why not poll the LIVE AUDIENCE for this match. The audience, wanting to see Snuka fight this guy, gives him a hell yeah, so I guess we're on.
Rating: C+

-Match: Morrison d. Snuka
Rating: B

-World Title: Styles (c) v. Truth
Very close match, with Styles only barely able to hold Truth down for the three.
Rating: B
poor psychology

-Truth's pissed, and takes Styles out in the post-match celebration!
Rating: B-

Overall: B- SUCCESS lol angles

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ME: Mountie d. Ernest Miller

How was that my ME over a match with three of my main Main Eventers...

But more importantly, why is The Cat losing!

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I have no bloody clue why you booked that.

Flame Grilled TV gets A (ME/MotN: LeDuc d. Rock to retain, A)

Same night, Zhang The Truest North gets B+
-ME/MotN: LeDuc d. Blazer, Rey, Flair to retain, B+
-Cena d. Skipper, DDP for the Maple Leaf title

Rage gets B (ME/MotN: Eaton d. S. Steiner, B+)

High Velocity gets B- (ME/MotN: Funk d. Murdoch, B)

Dante declines to offer Ladd an extension

Boko gets Dupree

Maniac gets Funaki

dammit Semi why do you even need him

Carnage gets A (ME/MotN: Baba/Kobashi d. Misawa/Mutoh, A)

War Halloween Havok gets B+
-ME/MotN: London/Funk d. Dibiase/Murdoch, A
-Abyss d. Dinero, D. Funk for the vacant Dallas Championship

Guerra Extrema gets B (ME: Konnan d. Santo, B-; MotN: Canek d. Perro, B+)

Lock Up TV gets C+ (ME: Doane d. Skip, E. Edwards to retain, C+; MotN: Aries d. Vader, B)

Coffee to turn Eddie Edwards heel

Fight Club gets C- (ME: Atlas d. JBL, C-; MotN: Art Barr d. Rocky Johnson, C)
-Sprules and Tyler both had matches, and Book did a skit with Ashley instead of getting Voltch a match rated above C >_>

Ken gets Randy Anderson

Kozlov goes from Brawler to Regular

Demolition gets B (ME/MotN: Eaton d. Gibson to retain, B+)

Ken Ring Wars gets B- (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel d. Tazz, B)

Dante Weekly gets C (ME: Dogg d. Windham, C; MotN: Bobo d. Calhoun, C+)

Ken gets Snow

welp that's good news for you guys I guess I am so glad I put that point into negotiation it helps so much

Decimation gets B+ (ME/MotN: Lesnar/Piper/Austin d. Hogan/HBK/Steamboat, A)

Icon gets Tajiri

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shove it ladd you were holding me back

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Maniac gets Funaki

Cool.

Now if only Delirious would stop booking in character.

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and now, it is time for the derpfest that is CYBER FRIDAY

just revamp it as taboo tuesday already.

dammit Semi why do you even need him



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Pre-show: Shango and Finlay fight all over the stage (C); Slaughter d. Matthews (C); Slater challenges Styles to a match (C+)

-Guerrero is out to start the show, and he's not happy. Not only did he not get picked, but he lost to freaking London and Cabana. He blames the loss on Finlay and promises a better result if given his amigo Jesse Barr.
Rating: C+

-Match: Colt and London v. Guerrero and Barr
It's unclear why Guerrero thought this would go any better- tag synergy or no, Barr's clearly not on the level of Finlay, or even his brother. He eats the pinfall for Eddie, though.
Rating: B

-Tajiri celebrates his win, and ponders his future options.
Rating: C+

-Match: Abyss d. Iaukea
Rating: B

-The Dire Wolves put themselves over, and intend to stay tag champs for a long, long time.
Rating: C

-Champion v.Champion: Styles v. Slater
Slater holds his own, but things start to go south for him after a bit. However, Truth comes dashing in! With a distraction from Finlay, Truth's able to interfere...and holy crap, Slater wins.
Rating: B-
Good chemistry

-Dogpile on the champ wooooo
Rating: B-

-Snuka is out, and is still thinking about retiring. However, he wants one last match...and he wants his win back from Morrison. Morrison claimed to be the best flier around, so he wants to have a TLC match to settle it! He's going to redefine the TLC just like he redefined the cage match.
Rating: C-

-TLC: Snuka v. Morrison
Snuka seems out of his element here, and Morrison has the advantage for most of the fight. Snuka mounts a rally, but gets knees when he tries to recreate his splash via the ladder. Morrison then mounts the ladder and hits Starship Pain to put Snuka away permanently.
Rating: B

Post-show: RnR d. Freebirds, Dudleys, Faces of Fear (D+)

Overall: C+ SUCCESS lol angles man all my matches were good too that is a rough C+
Rating: 2.86

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Jos LeDuc defeated The Rock, Rey Mysterio, Ric Flair, and Owen Hart to retain his title! ALL IN ONE NIGHT!

Eat your heart out, Jericho. Jos LeDuc is clearly the greatest wrestler of all time.

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Gotta respect that PERFECT SHOW THEORY Tom.

Having straight B matches is NO good. Especially when your sub main-event is the lowest rated match of the night!

Slater as your world champ is A+ though. Game should've given you bonus points for that.

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Well what does dogpile on the champ wooooo mean then

Jeez Tom I knew "lol angles" had some weight but I didn't know they were confusing on top of that!

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Perfect show theory makes booking the game fun for me from a gameplay perspective and not just a "hey it'd be fun to see Daffney vs Glacier in the main event of a wrestling show, let's book it!" perspective.

It's easy to just have a bunch of good segments, but the peaks and valleys stuff you're supposed to strive for makes it fun to try and lay the show out. It also gives wrestlers who aren't over or are bad workers a use on your card.

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dogpile on the champ means everybody piled on styles and beat him up duh

Showcase gets A (ME/MotN: Lesnar/Piper d. Decimation, A)

Lineas de Batalla gets B- (ME: Santos d. Mexicools, B-; MotN: Canek/Konnan/Mascaras d. Wagner Jr./Perro/Parka, B)

Boko Ring Warriors gets C+ (ME: Otunga/Dibiase no contest, C+; MotN: Orton d. Kane, B-)

bye Snuka

SlamZone gets B+ (ME/MotN: Malenko/Destroyer double countout, A)

Maniac Wrestling gets B (ME/MotN: Colt d. Funaki, Joe, Mountie to retain, B)

CPU gets Sam Muchnick

Semi signs Ikuto Hidaka, Morishima, Bull Buchanan

Modern Day Warriors gets B (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel d. Umaga, B)

Semi signs Ryota Hama, Osamu Matsuda, Men's Teioh; gets Sanshiro Takagi short term

Boko gets Candido

Flame Grilled TV gets A* (ME/MotN: Rock d. Bret, A)

Rage gets B (ME/MotN: Steiner d. Bam Bam, Classic to retain, B+)

Icon Pear of Anguish gets C (ME/MotN: Nigel d. Smiley to retain, C+)

High Velocity gets C+ (ME/MotN: Gibson d. Andre, B-)

Voltch gets Ivan Koloff

Football gets Strong

Carnage gets A* (ME/MotN: Misawa d. Hashimoto, A*)

Guerra Extrema gets B (ME/MotN: Canek/Mascaras d. Mexicools, B)

Lock Up TV gets B- (ME: Edwards/Aja/Ishimori no contest v. Vader/Doane/Kidman, B-; MotN: Aries d. Super Dragon, B)

Fight Club gets C+ (ME: Cody d. Savio, C+; MotN: Book d. New Jack to retain Big ****, B-)

Coffee Birth of a Hero gets C
Rikishi d. Candido, Socrpio d. Yang, Burke d. Watson, Magnum d. Saturn
Rikishi d. Scorpio, Burke d. Magnum (MotN, C+)
Rikishi d. Burke to become Hero of the West (C)

Mr. Pogo semi-retires

CPU teams Kevin Von Erich and Tyler Black as Showtime

see ya del rio

Ken Ring Wars gets B (ME/MotN: Bockwinkel d. Dibiase Jr., B)

Demolition gets B (ME: Aries d. Edwards, B; MotN: Hawk d. M. Hardy, B+)

Dante Weekly gets C+ (ME: Lobsterheads d. Windham/Saturn, C+; MotN: Cor Von d. Ox, B-)

Football gets Boris Malenko

damn it all

Decimation gets A (ME/MotN: HBK d. Hogan, A)

Same night, eddv Battle Song gets B+ (ME: HBK d. Lesnar to retain, B; MotN: HBK d. Steamboat, A)

Football gets Finlay

CPU gets Killings...so maybe Semi won't after all?

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MotN: Cor Von d. Ox

ox lost ?!???!!

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Semi signs Bull Buchanan

AI semi what are you doing???



CPU gets Killings...so maybe Semi won't after all?

Meh.



Carnage gets A* (ME/MotN: Misawa d. Hashimoto, A*)

The Perfect Show Theory is not longer merely a theory, gentlemen. It is scientific fact.



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Pre-show: RnR are going to beat Riggs and Matthews tonight (C+); Training montage with Slaughter and Tajiri (C-); D-Von/Barbarian d. Shango/Kidman (C)

-Slater and Finlay wish us to behold the magnificence of Slater's victory last week. Finlay should've been in the title picture at Cyber Friday, and he should be now! Truth laughs them off, saying that there is a C-O-N-spiracy and he should still be #1 Contender, especially after taking out Styles in that match that Slater would've lost! Styles is out next, reminds us that he's the one with the belt, and suggests a bermuda triangle match for the ME!
Rating: C+

-Match: RnR Express d. Riggs/Matthews
Rating: C

-Morrison's out after the match. He sees a bit of potential in Matthews, and has a gut feeling he could hang with the Shaman of Sexy...so he should lose the chippendale reject and team up with him!
Rating: C-

-Match: Colt d. Meng
Rating: B-

-Colt stalls for four minutes because somebody was supposed to debut this week and then he didn't. Also he's Colt and he probably CAN work something out of "you have four minutes but no storyline to advance have fun"
Rating: B-

-Match: Simmons v. Bubba Ray
Team ECW interferes and wins Bubba Ray the match GEE I WONDER WHERE THE TAG DIVISION IS GOING
Rating: C

-Team ECW want the tag titles back on the Dudleys!
Rating: C+

-Match: London v. Morrison
Guerrero destroys London in the middle of the match, netting Morrison another win.
Rating: B

-Guerrero may have just lost twice to London, but London's not allowed to win if Guerrero can't beat him! Match at the PPV.
Rating: C+

-Match: Styles/Abyss v. The Following v. Truth/Iaukea
Everybody but Iaukea gets their spots....he has the distinction of jobbing to Styles.
Rating: B

Post-show: Guerrero/Barr d. Freebirds (D+); London and Colt pre-empt the inevitable beatdown (C)

Overall: B- SUCCESS lol angles Barr overused
Rating: 2.9

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sorry tom, but husky harris can only job to heath slater in so many federations

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man hurry up and go bankrupt again so I can steal all your guys again and also THE OX

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how about instead you buy me out and turn me into a development fed

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I double booked HBK?

Cool.

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one of those times he was cleverly disguised as Hollywood Hogan but I saw right through that

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Showcase gets B+ (ME/MotN: HBK d. Piper, A)

Lineas de Batalla gets B+ (ME/MotN: Canek/Konnan/Mascaras d. Crazy/Wagner Jr./Santo, A)

Same night, Vengenza gets B+ (ME: Mascaras d. Perro to retain, B; MotN: Canek/Konnan/Demon d. Wagner Jr./Crazy/Santo, A)

Boko Ring Warriors gets B- (ME/MotN: Kane d. Orton, B)

Snow Take No Prisoners gets B- (ME: Rude/Destroyer double countout, B; MotN: Punk d. Chono, A)

Football gets Simon Diamond, Rikishi

Icon gets Terkay

Boko gets Eric Young

screw it I am tired sleeping instead of this

why does EVERYBODY EVER demand title runs ugh

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why does EVERYBODY EVER demand title runs ugh

They think they are in voltch's fed?

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SlamZone gets B (ME/MotN: Rude d. Sid to retain, B+)

Maniac Wrestling gets B- (ME/MotN: Animal/Colt double countout, B)

Lopen gets Windham

Tim Times of Trouble gets C+
-ME: Fatu d. Slater, C+
-MotN: Windham d. Adonis, B-
-Patterson and Stevens d. Death from Above (Dogg/Roode) for the tag titles

Lopen Modern Day Warriors gets C+ (ME/MotN: Gunn d. Jarrett, C+)

Jay Strongbow retires

War to turn Andre heel

Flame Grilled TV gets B+ (ME/MotN: Flair/Hart/Rock d. Jericho/Blazer/Storm, A)

Semi Dramatic Dream Team gets B
Taue/Kawada d. Kensuke Office, Hashimoto/Akiyama d. TenKoji, Marufuji/Saito d. Samurai/Hayabusa, Fujinami/Nakamura d. Benoit/Teioh
Hashimoto/Akiyama d. Taue/Kawada, Fujinami/Nakamura d. Marufuji/Saito (MotN, B+)
Hashimoto/Akiyama d. Fujinami/Nakamura to become the Deadly Double Combination, B

Rage gets B-
-ME: Finlay/Santana d. Midnight Express, B-
-MotN: S. Steiner d. Strong, B
-S. Williams d. Yang for the vacant Oklahoma Wrasslin title

High Velocity gets C+ (ME/MotN: Andre d. Bam Bam, Gibson to retain, B-)

Semi to regularly team Hashimoto and Akiyama, as well as Marufuji and Saito

Maniac gets Mike Sparks

Guerra Extrema gets B (ME: Canek/Mascaras/Konnan d. Wagner Jr./Crazy/Santo, B boy howdy am I tired of this match and its variations)

Fight Club gets B- (ME/MotN: JBL d. Book, B-)

Same night, Voltch Breakdown gets B-, ft. Shaq Fu Classic
Stevie Richards d. Book, Otunga d. Cody, I. Koloff d. Atlas, Savio d. Martel
Otunga d. Richards, Savio d. Koloff
Savio d. Otunga (MotN, B-)

Carnage gets B (ME/MotN: Kobashi d. Rikidozan, B+)

Lock Up TV gets C+ (ME/MotN: Vader d. Severn, Edwards, Kidman to retain, C+)

Football to turn Scott Steiner face

Maniac gets Mark Curtis dem refs

It is now November 2011

Nixon invades Australia

Demolition gets B (ME/MotN: Aries/Funaki d. Midnight Express, B+)

Ken Ring Wars gets B+
-ME/MotN: Tazz d. Roberts for the World title, B+

CPU Happy Halloween MARIA gets B= (ME/MotN: Edwards/Aja/Kidman d. Ishimori/Doane/Truth, B-)

Styles top tier ain't gonna jump to Semi or nobody

Dante Weekly gets B- (ME/MotN: Ox d. Boss Man to retain, B-)

Semi fires Ryota Hama,, El Samurai

Coffee falls to Cult

Sapp goes freelance

Decimation gets B+
-ME/MotN: Hogan d. Lawler, Steamboat to retain, A
-Hansen d. JYD for the 1897 Letland title

Football Battle Pack gets B (ME/MotN: S. Steiner d. Eaton to retain, B)

Rhino caught with steroids! Bad news for...well actually nobody has him right now

Coffee fires Charles Robinson

Icon gets Devitt

War gets Masters

Football gets Vampiro

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Tim Times of Trouble gets C+
-ME: Fatu d. Slater, C+

tom how did we let tim get slater

and more importantly why did we let him job slater

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