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| Alex1976 03/13/24 11:01:40 PM #106: | Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No. *lie detector buzzes* All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. *ding* Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go. Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. *buzz* A date. *buzz* Dinner with friends. *buzz* Dinner alone. *buzz* Watching TV alone. *buzz* All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. *buzz* Sears catalog. *ding* Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. *buzz* --- When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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