LogFAQs > #979102037

Bart: Milhouse, I hold in this hand Denis Leary's cell phone, and in this hand, the phone numbers of bars around the world. Let's start with Hawaii. *Dials*
Hawaiian bartender: Aloha.
Bart: Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya, last name Normusbut.
Hawaiian bartender: Hang on, I'll check. Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbut? *Hawaiian barflies laugh, bartender scowls at the receiver. Zoom out from Hawaii, then zoom in on a bar in Australia called Crocodile Drunkee's. The phone rings*
Aussie bartender: I got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anybody expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Wiener.
Aussie barfly: Better put it down then, mate! *Uproarious laughter from the barflies, bartender scowls at the phone. Zoom out from Australia, zoom in to a bar in Sweden called Inga-Bar Beerman's. The phone rings*
Swedish bartender: Ja? I shall inquire. Is there a Mr. Mifrien-Sergei, first name Olaf? Attention, everyone. Olaf Mifrien-Sergei! *Dry chuckling from the barflies* Wait a minute. If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor.
Bart: Ah, the sun never sets on the Bartish empire.