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| Topic | A horse walks into a hole. |
| wolfy42 03/28/23 1:24:46 PM #1: | A horse is walking around and falls into a mud hole on a farm. The horse yells out for help and a chicken is nearby, the horse tells the chicken "Go get the farmer!!" The chicken runs back to the farm but can't find the farmer anywhere. In desperation the chicken drives the farmers BMW over to the hole, ties a rope around the bumper and pulls the horse out with it. A few days later the chicken ends up falling into the same hole. It yells out to the horse who comes over. The horse says, wait a minute, I think I can stretch over the hole. The horse stretches over the hole and tells the chicken "grab onto my thingy and pull yourself out!". The chicken proceeds to do just that and gets free. The morale of this story is, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you're hung like a horse. Hehe, saw that on Reelz and thought I would share it:) --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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