Poll of the Day > A horse walks into a hole.

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wolfy42 03/28/23 1:24:46 PM #1:	A horse is walking around and falls into a mud hole on a farm. The horse yells out for help and a chicken is nearby, the horse tells the chicken "Go get the farmer!!" The chicken runs back to the farm but can't find the farmer anywhere. In desperation the chicken drives the farmers BMW over to the hole, ties a rope around the bumper and pulls the horse out with it. A few days later the chicken ends up falling into the same hole. It yells out to the horse who comes over. The horse says, wait a minute, I think I can stretch over the hole. The horse stretches over the hole and tells the chicken "grab onto my thingy and pull yourself out!". The chicken proceeds to do just that and gets free. The morale of this story is, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you're hung like a horse. Hehe, saw that on Reelz and thought I would share it:) --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:972470538] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A horse is walking around and falls into a mud hole on a farm.The horse yells out for help and a chicken is nearby, the horse tells the chicken"Go get the farmer!!"The chicken runs back to the farm but can't find the farmer anywhere. In desperation the chicken drives the farmers BMW over to the hole, ties a rope around the bumper and pulls the horse out with it.A few days later the chicken ends up falling into the same hole. It yells out to the horse who comes over. The horse says, wait a minute, I think I can stretch over the hole.The horse stretches over the hole and tells the chicken "grab onto my thingy and pull yourself out!". The chicken proceeds to do just that and gets free.The morale of this story is, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks if you're hung like a horse.Hehe, saw that on Reelz and thought I would share it:)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 03/28/23 3:16:27 PM #2:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPkzkV1icWY --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:972473282] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPkzkV1icWY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BADoglick 03/28/23 3:22:26 PM #3:	Booooooo boo this man --- BADoglick to the Max! <cite>BADoglick posted [p:972473425] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>Booooooo boo this man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 03/28/23 4:18:12 PM #4:	a seel walks in a club and dies --- Snowflakes of today: "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will ALWAYS hurt me." <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:972474764] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>a seel walks in a club and dies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 03/28/23 4:23:21 PM #5:	You dont have to pay for the saddle, its on the horse --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:972474897] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>You dont have to pay for the saddle, its on the horse</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 03/28/23 4:57:00 PM #6:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/0/AAFUswAAEU7c.jpg --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:972475720] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/0/AAFUswAAEU7c.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Buddyblade 03/28/23 5:45:56 PM #7:	A man walks into a bar and says Ow! Who put that bar there --- I can't think of a cool new signature. DEBG member <cite>Buddyblade posted [p:972476905] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A man walks into a bar and says Ow! Who put that bar there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 03/28/23 6:18:18 PM #8:	Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:972477553] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>Two guys walk into a bar.The third one ducks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
potdnewb 03/28/23 6:20:07 PM #9:	2 ducks walk into a bar one duck says its nice to stop swimming <cite>potdnewb posted [p:972477585] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>2 ducks walk into a barone duck says its nice to stop swimming</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 03/28/23 7:00:25 PM #10:	Man walks into a bar-- It's Kahn! He's very successful. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:972478392] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>Man walks into a bar-- It's Kahn! He's very successful.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 03/28/23 7:14:08 PM #11:	Metalsonic66 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/0/AAFUswAAEU7c.jpg they even used that line in pokemon --- Snowflakes of today: "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will ALWAYS hurt me." <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:972478707] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted...</cite><quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/0/AAFUswAAEU7c.jpg </quote>they even used that line in pokemon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 03/28/23 7:15:11 PM #12:	a skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer and a mop" --- Snowflakes of today: "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will ALWAYS hurt me." <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:972478726] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>a skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer and a mop"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 03/28/23 8:03:33 PM #13:	Horse walks into a bar and orders a whiskey and Coke Bartender asks "Pepsi okay?" "Neigh" ~~I hear this in Hermes' voice too~~ --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:972479728] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>Horse walks into a bar and orders a whiskey and CokeBartender asks "Pepsi okay?""Neigh"I hear this in Hermes' voice too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 03/28/23 9:10:11 PM #14:	A bar walks into a bar and precedes to kill everyone with it's bar arms. What you haven't seen Yellowstone? --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:972481061] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A bar walks into a bar and precedes to kill everyone with it's bar arms.What you haven't seen Yellowstone?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 03/28/23 9:55:00 PM #15:	A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar The bartender looks up and says "what is this, a joke?" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:972481912] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A priest and a rabbi walk into a barThe bartender looks up and says "what is this, a joke?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 03/29/23 3:16:14 PM #16:	A bartender walks into a bar and tends it. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:972496300] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A bartender walks into a bar and tends it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 03/29/23 5:36:40 PM #17:	A duck walks into a bar Bartender says "here's your usual" and slides him a drink The duck says "Thanks. Put it on my bill" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:972499231] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A duck walks into a barBartender says "here's your usual" and slides him a drinkThe duck says "Thanks. Put it on my bill"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 03/29/23 5:47:59 PM #18:	Metalsonic66 posted... A duck walks into a bar Bartender says "here's your usual" and slides him a drink The duck says "Thanks. Put it on my bill" Twist. The ducks boyfriends name is Bill. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:972499506] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite><quote>A duck walks into a barBartender says "here's your usual" and slides him a drinkThe duck says "Thanks. Put it on my bill"</quote>Twist. The ducks boyfriends name is Bill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 03/30/23 12:52:01 PM #19:	A panda walks into a bar. He gobbles some beer nuts, then pulls out a pistol, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. Hey! shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, Im a panda. Google me! Sure enough, panda: A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:972516361] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A panda walks into a bar. He gobbles some beer nuts, then pulls out a pistol, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.Hey! shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, Im a panda. Google me!Sure enough, panda: A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 03/30/23 2:42:05 PM #20:	wwinterj25 posted... A panda walks into a bar. He gobbles some beer nuts, then pulls out a pistol, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. Hey! shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, Im a panda. Google me! Sure enough, panda: A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves. Bartender is lucky it didn't shoot him:) --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:972518841] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>wwinterj25 posted... </cite><quote>A panda walks into a bar. He gobbles some beer nuts, then pulls out a pistol, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.Hey! shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, Im a panda. Google me!Sure enough, panda: A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.</quote>Bartender is lucky it didn't shoot him:)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 03/30/23 7:07:06 PM #21:	A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar Bartender asks what they'd like The priest orders a red wine The rabbit says "I'm not sure, I might be a typo" --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:972525390] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A priest and a rabbit walk into a barBartender asks what they'd likeThe priest orders a red wineThe rabbit says "I'm not sure, I might be a typo"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 03/31/23 2:30:28 AM #22:	A bar walks into a man --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:972533255] in A horse wa... [t:80394078]...</cite> <quote>A bar walks into a man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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