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So to be clear my tinfoil hatting of the market being phony theory says that I don't think the fed meeting will be a catalyst for a bounce

What I think will happen

Fed meeting will cause the markets to move way down relative to where they should be going. Either a HUGE overreaction to bad news (like market crash levels), or a significantly negative reaction to neutral/good news (market crash attempted, but too many bought the dip).
At that point the timer will be on, as the algo will have overextended and will need to cover violently at some point.

At THAT point you buy a bunch of calls on SPY or QQQ or whatever for like 3-6 months out to wait out the can kicking measures available to big money.

I mean best of luck to you. I do believe it tends to go up in a vacuum if it's been going down, but it's not reliable enough for me to want to risk anything at the moment.