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PunishedOni posted...

Your opponent is Sarah. The dual has gone back and forth with each of you taking bites out of the other's hide. You finally had the edge when Sarah took the initiative, paralyzed your Hill Giant, weakened your Black Knight clone, squeezed you with a Black Vise. Realizing that you cannot survive another attack of Sarah's creatures, you have decided to make your move.

It's the beginning of your main phase: How can you defeat Sarah this turn without dying yourself?

First I look deep into Sarah's eyes and tell her how pretty she is, that her beauty captivates me and that I can barely resist her sexy body, totally distracting me from the game.

Then I play with her feet under the table, while gazing at her and drawing her in, closer to me, until she knocks over the table, and forfeits the game.

Then I move up to the next round of the tournament:)

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Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.