Poll of the Day > I, Mead, am the greatest gamer in the world.

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Mead
05/12/21 10:17:11 PM
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Ask me anything

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SpeedDemon20
05/12/21 10:18:05 PM
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What's your favorite Pokmon?

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Mead
05/12/21 10:18:44 PM
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SpeedDemon20 posted...
What's your favorite Pokmon?

fanfiction

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Lokarin
05/12/21 10:19:44 PM
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umm, no; I'm the greatest gamer

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Mead
05/12/21 10:21:30 PM
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Lokarin posted...
umm, no; I'm the greatest gamer

Im the greatest gamer in the world

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Lokarin
05/12/21 10:23:43 PM
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Mead posted...
Im the greatest gamer in the world

I'm the greatest gamer ON the world

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DirtBasedSoap
05/12/21 10:27:10 PM
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America is the greatest nation in this country!

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Mead
05/12/21 10:29:45 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
America is the greatest nation in this country!

It is and I remembered that when I rescued the president in Bad Dudes

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LeetCheet
05/12/21 11:55:55 PM
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You aren't a real gamer until you've played on the Power Kracker, which is the Greatest Game Machine in the planet.
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Mead
05/12/21 11:58:15 PM
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LeetCheet posted...
You aren't a real gamer until you've played on the Power Kracker, which is the Greatest Game Machine in the planet.

Mail it to me so I can authenticate your claim

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Sarcasthma
05/12/21 11:58:47 PM
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Prove it. I fucking dare you to say 5 games.

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PunishedOni
05/13/21 12:02:38 AM
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Your opponent is Sarah. The dual has gone back and forth with each of you taking bites out of the other's hide. You finally had the edge when Sarah took the initiative, paralyzed your Hill Giant, weakened your Black Knight clone, squeezed you with a Black Vise. Realizing that you cannot survive another attack of Sarah's creatures, you have decided to make your move.

It's the beginning of your main phase: How can you defeat Sarah this turn without dying yourself?


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Mead
05/13/21 12:06:30 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Prove it. I fucking dare you to say 5 games.

5 games.

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Mead
05/13/21 12:07:26 AM
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PunishedOni posted...
Your opponent is Sarah. The dual has gone back and forth with each of you taking bites out of the other's hide. You finally had the edge when Sarah took the initiative, paralyzed your Hill Giant, weakened your Black Knight clone, squeezed you with a Black Vise. Realizing that you cannot survive another attack of Sarah's creatures, you have decided to make your move.

It's the beginning of your main phase: How can you defeat Sarah this turn without dying yourself?

I dont even listen to the rules I flip the table and do a fucking HADOKEN

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Ogurisama
05/13/21 12:09:51 AM
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PunishedOni
05/13/21 12:11:29 AM
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Mead posted...


I dont even listen to the rules I flip the table and do a f***ing HADOKEN
not so fast -- i exile an elvish spirit guide from my hand and activate my icy manipulator to tap your hadoken before it can deal any damage!

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Metalsonic66
05/13/21 12:33:21 AM
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Up up down down left right left right

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Mead
05/13/21 12:33:31 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
What is the square root of pi?

8 slices of strawberry rhubarb

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Sarcasthma
05/13/21 3:14:15 AM
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Mead posted...
5 games.


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wolfy42
05/13/21 3:24:32 AM
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PunishedOni posted...
Your opponent is Sarah. The dual has gone back and forth with each of you taking bites out of the other's hide. You finally had the edge when Sarah took the initiative, paralyzed your Hill Giant, weakened your Black Knight clone, squeezed you with a Black Vise. Realizing that you cannot survive another attack of Sarah's creatures, you have decided to make your move.

It's the beginning of your main phase: How can you defeat Sarah this turn without dying yourself?


First I look deep into Sarah's eyes and tell her how pretty she is, that her beauty captivates me and that I can barely resist her sexy body, totally distracting me from the game.

Then I play with her feet under the table, while gazing at her and drawing her in, closer to me, until she knocks over the table, and forfeits the game.

Then I move up to the next round of the tournament:)

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Far-Queue
05/13/21 5:21:30 AM
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Greatest gamer sounds nice and all but how are you at carpentry or doing a brake job on your car or grilling a steak?

Bet your dad is rolling in his grave

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hockey7318
05/13/21 7:01:32 AM
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Did you just beat Phrike?
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Kimbos_Egg
05/13/21 7:03:06 AM
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You couldn't even lose your virginity to a cow even if you tried!

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hockey7318
05/13/21 7:08:44 AM
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Does it count if you get elbow deep in a cow?
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Kimbos_Egg
05/13/21 7:12:21 AM
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Depends. Only if you're wearing a nazi commandant outfit and you grease it to the wenis.

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hockey7318
05/13/21 7:14:30 AM
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Guess I'm still a virgin :(
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PunishedOni
05/13/21 10:23:38 AM
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wolfy42 posted...


First I look deep into Sarah's eyes and tell her how pretty she is, that her beauty captivates me and that I can barely resist her sexy body, totally distracting me from the game.

Then I play with her feet under the table, while gazing at her and drawing her in, closer to me, until she knocks over the table, and forfeits the game.

Then I move up to the next round of the tournament:)
in response, sarah kicks you as hard as she can in the testicles, and has you removed from the tournament:)

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Mead
05/13/21 11:08:54 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
Did you just beat Phrike?

Im in biome 4 now. Second boss was the toughest for me, took 4 tries I think. But then I was able to beat the third boss on my first attempt.

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hockey7318
05/13/21 12:15:07 PM
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I somehow managed to get fucked by lasers in the third phase of Nemesis. I don't even know how I managed to have a good chunk of health and still lose while platforming around. Everyone else made that look so easy.
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