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Topic | Anagram Ranks 145 Waifus |
Anagram 01/23/21 5:31:21 PM #232: | On this edition of "Anagram Screws Up," our host realizes that he skipped a waifu in the Excel sheet, so every waifu above Dark Magician Girl gets +1 to their score. By the way, this is technically different than me changing a waifu's scores after I started and screwing up the list that way. 123. Miss Heed Series: Villainous Nominator: Pirateking2000 Personal Familiarity: No Attractiveness: 67 (60/145 tie) Personality: 40 (127/145 tie) Girlfriendness: 38 (118/145 tie) Overall Waifu Score: 52.6 Hair: Pink (2/6 remaining) Eyes: Pink (2/3 remaining) Race: White (48/61 remaining) Age: 20-29 (45/58 remaining) Medium: Cartoon (4/9 remaining) This is the only waifu I had to read Instagram posts of, by the way. I cant remember the last time I used Instragram. Being a superhero is already a strike against you. Being a superhero whos conceited and narcissistic is even worse. Being a superhero with mind control powers, who mind controls other heroes into performing poorly so you look better, is an even bigger strike against you. Being a superhero who brainwashes a crowd of people there to see her into liking her even more is an even bigger strike against you. And worst of all, she uses Tiktok. Am I just an old man for not understanding the appeal of Tiktok or Instragram at all? I remember seeing Fortnite merchandise in a store once and just being like this is the first big franchise that would have appealed to me as a kid that just does absolutely nothing for me as an adult. Look, this is clearly a substandard waifu, no ifs-ands-or-buts about it. This is like if Rouge the Bat and Booster Gold turned into a single person who loves neon pink, which is the worst shade of pink. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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